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Pepys Monster
07/21/19 9:14:22 PM
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Mine would be a skinny, white brunette with blue eyes who's like 21 and has a daddy kink.
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boxington
07/21/19 9:15:02 PM
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Rihanna
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Zen-move
07/21/19 9:16:40 PM
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Deborah Ann woll circa true blood
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Solid_King
07/21/19 9:17:41 PM
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Proficient in hand to hand combat. Blonde, capable of disarming armed soldiers at any given situations.
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trappedunderice
07/21/19 9:20:59 PM
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Kind of thick, big ass is a plus and has long black hair. Bubbly personality but can be kind of a bitch.
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MasterGakke
07/21/19 9:24:21 PM
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Into the same stuff I'm into. Good at giving and taking verbal jabs. Likes cuddling. Nice bum. Not afraid to get loud during sex. Has short hair and dyes it weird colors.
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Cheater87
07/23/19 2:20:06 PM
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I love Bob cuts.
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dave_is_slick
07/23/19 2:20:45 PM
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boxington posted...
Rihanna

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SoundNetwork
07/23/19 2:20:53 PM
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-into older men
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NeonOctopus
07/23/19 2:21:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77881818

20-something 2nd generation asian chicks with cute c-cup boobs and long black hair and short shorts that show most of their thighs and pastel colored tanktops with hello kitty backpacks and charms on their smartphones. Like cuz they're 2nd gen, they're americanized but still have some culture from their first gen parents so it's cute mix. I usually favor chinese but others are fine too.
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SoundNetwork
07/23/19 2:24:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77881818

20-something 2nd generation asian chicks with cute c-cup boobs and long black hair and short shorts that show most of their thighs and pastel colored tanktops with hello kitty backpacks and charms on their smartphones. Like cuz they're 2nd gen, they're americanized but still have some culture from their first gen parents so it's cute mix. I usually favor chinese but others are fine too.

thats creepy
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PoopPotato
07/23/19 2:25:01 PM
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She's got a billion dollars and a golden snatch
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/23/19 2:27:30 PM
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Bodywise would be this girl I know....I'd post a picture but that would be weird as shit and you all would lose your fucking minds.

Mia Malkova....that legit would be a good comparison.
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dave_is_slick
07/23/19 2:29:18 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Bodywise would be this girl I know....I'd post a picture but that would be weird as s*** and you all would lose your f***ing minds.

Yeah, when creeps started tracking some girls down from pics people posted that was about the time we all stopped posting people we know. The creeps fucked it up.
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aki_sora
07/23/19 2:30:55 PM
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Blue eyes white dragon
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AloofHermit
07/23/19 2:40:44 PM
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2-D

and with thick thighs
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LordMarshal
07/23/19 2:41:51 PM
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Rich.
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Evening_Dragon
07/23/19 2:43:04 PM
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The kind that will let me ruin pictures ten times in a row and still not dump me
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NeonOctopus
07/23/19 2:56:17 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77881818

20-something 2nd generation asian chicks with cute c-cup boobs and long black hair and short shorts that show most of their thighs and pastel colored tanktops with hello kitty backpacks and charms on their smartphones. Like cuz they're 2nd gen, they're americanized but still have some culture from their first gen parents so it's cute mix. I usually favor chinese but others are fine too.

thats creepy

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AlephZero
07/23/19 2:59:48 PM
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loves jesus more than me
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EwokCommanda
07/23/19 3:03:35 PM
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*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!
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Meganekko
07/23/19 3:04:14 PM
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Tall. At least 180cm
Muscular but not excessively so
Glasses
HUGE boobs
Doting onee-san personality
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Firewerx
07/23/19 3:05:19 PM
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EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!


Was this a Tremors reference?
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EwokCommanda
07/23/19 3:06:09 PM
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Firewerx posted...
EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!


Was this a Tremors reference?


Hells yes it was.
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Jaded_Dragon
07/23/19 3:10:29 PM
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EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!


"Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?" "Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you."
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EwokCommanda
07/23/19 3:14:53 PM
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Jaded_Dragon posted...
EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!


"Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?" "Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you."


Yup...I'm watching ALL the Tremors movies this weekend noe.
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TeaMilk
07/23/19 3:17:06 PM
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Jaded_Dragon
07/23/19 3:17:28 PM
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On Topic:

It varies. For most of my life it was Asian girls, about 5'2", long black hair, pale skin. Every now and again I'll see a drop dead gorgeous red head that makes me question my life choices though.
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Jaded_Dragon
07/23/19 3:17:58 PM
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EwokCommanda posted...
Jaded_Dragon posted...
EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!


"Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?" "Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you."


Yup...I'm watching ALL the Tremors movies this weekend noe.


Dude I'm SO BUMMED that they didn't do the TV show.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/23/19 3:26:01 PM
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EwokCommanda posted...
*Cuts across desert*

You will have:
Long blonde hair
Big green eyes
World class breasts
Ass that won't quit
And legs...that go AAAALLLLLLL the way up!

So....like....that's basically the girl I described only not so much the legs thing. She's more of the soccer player legs and it's fucking sexy.
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Solar_Crimson
07/23/19 3:29:27 PM
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-East or Southeast Asian
-Medium-length or long black hair
-Glasses
-Petite
-Nice feet; likes to wear sandals whenever possible
-Has "nerdy" interests such as gaming, drawing, or astronomy
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Itsuki_Aoi
07/23/19 3:30:36 PM
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Short
Small breasts
Around my age or older
Good hygeine
Gamer
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BobanMarjanovic
07/23/19 3:31:47 PM
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Mexican
about 5 foot 7
Nice round ass
long hair
doesn't play video games
submissive
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Lost_All_Senses
07/23/19 3:40:54 PM
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4'5"
Milky cock-eyed
Patches in hair
1 tooth on each side of mouth
1 leg 3 inches shorter than the other.
Foopa
Pet raccoon.
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spanky1
07/23/19 3:59:45 PM
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A ten thousand year old demon goddess with an insatiable lust for destruction.
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Evening_Dragon
07/23/19 4:00:03 PM
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BobanMarjanovic posted...
Mexican
about 5 foot 7
Nice round ass
long hair
doesn't play video games
submissive


Afraid of getting beaten by a girl?
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jackgunney
07/23/19 4:05:00 PM
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BobanMarjanovic posted...
Mexican
about 5 foot 7
Nice round ass
long hair
doesn't play video games
submissive

You basically described my gf lol. Only differences are she's shorter than 5'7" and isn't submissive.
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garan
07/23/19 4:07:17 PM
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Zen-move posted...
Deborah Ann woll circa true blood


Good fucking call. I'm with this guy. That episode where she dressed like a slutty school girl to draw the college professor's attention was like the hottest thing ever.
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_Matchabuu_
07/23/19 4:08:42 PM
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lol this topic explains a lot
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Lost_All_Senses
07/23/19 4:30:00 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
lol this topic explains a lot


Build your Chad.
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_Matchabuu_
07/23/19 4:58:17 PM
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i dont really think i have an idea of an ultimate dude
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Lost_All_Senses
07/23/19 4:59:21 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
i dont really think i have an idea of an ultimate dude


Oh yeah. You're in a relationship, so that's a bad idea. Nvm.
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DocileOrangeCup
07/23/19 5:53:38 PM
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Itsuki_Aoi
07/23/19 6:15:47 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Mexican
about 5 foot 7
Nice round ass
long hair
doesn't play video games
submissive


Afraid of getting beaten by a girl?

Most likely he doesn't want someone who sits around all day playing games all day instead of working, so he can do that.
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Irony
07/23/19 6:16:40 PM
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Nice ass and tits
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Dark_SilverX
07/23/19 6:17:42 PM
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BBW Latina with thicc all over them ass and legs. It would also be a plus if she had nice juicy lips.
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BobanMarjanovic
07/23/19 7:40:43 PM
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Itsuki_Aoi posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Mexican
about 5 foot 7
Nice round ass
long hair
doesn't play video games
submissive


Afraid of getting beaten by a girl?

Most likely he doesn't want someone who sits around all day playing games all day instead of working, so he can do that.


I'm unattracted to women who play videogames. Not sure why that would offend you so much.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/23/19 7:52:53 PM
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Let me tell you about this girl I knew, man. Mean girl, bad seed, hurt people.

But you know what the problem was? She got sloppy, then crazy. She started to lose it. She had a head full of bad wiring, I guess. Just couldn't keep her straight up here. She was a kind of girl who couldn't hear a train until it was two feet in front of her. You know what happens now, right?

Well, she made mistakes... and then she ended WITH HER LIGHTS OUT! NOW YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!!

COME ON!

Let's get nuts.
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