Current Events > And older woman today like age 55 asked me if I like what I saw O_o

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Like I was walking around the store, bought some stuff and paid. Walked out and was waiting at the entrance and then walked to my car. Apparently this older lady about 5 foot 5 was in front of me the whole time I was shopping and we left at the same time and her car was like 20 feet from mine so maybe she thought I was following her?

Honestly didn't even notice her and I was looking down at my cart because the sun is really hot and bright.

Probably thought I was checking out her ass so I'm not kidding when I say she turned around and looked at me stopping near me in the parking lot.

Pulled up her shirt in the back so from the back I could see her ass in like yoga pants or something and she kinda bent forward a bit so it protruded out and I could get a clear look and said "Hey so you like what you see?!"

I got fucking scared like she said it in a kind of angry older lady way but I can see it also be kinda flirty horny older lady talk that a 50 year old would have gotten into.

Either way I turned my head and ignored it.

She stayed there for like 10 seconds in the corner of my eye and then said "yeah that is what I thought..." and then walked the other direction.

I got in my car and drove off and didn't look back.

Weirdest experience this summer for me holy shit CE.
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Should've fucked her on her husband's bed while he's at work

Just terrible tbh. Old women just aren't what they used to be.

I'd totally be down for some dirty old woman, tbh, especially if I was single.

bobbaaay posted...

Should've fucked her on her husband's bed while he's at work

It scared me because she was really aggressive and I was just minding my own business lol.
I think she thought I was checking her out the whole time.

A_A_Battery posted...

Just terrible tbh. Old women just aren't what they used to be.

I dunno maybe she has a thing for younger guys?
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HellsingOrg posted...

I dunno maybe she has a thing for younger guys?

Surely there are better ways of expressing that other than traumatizing random shoppers at a store who would then subsequently disturb us over the internet.

Funny lol
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That's "really aggressive"? Idk... Even if I wasn't interested I'd shoot game back. Why not?

Maybe she was on drugs I just have never seen older people act like that
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bobbaaay posted...

I'd totally be down for some dirty old woman, tbh, especially if I was single.

Hate to break it to ya, but those milfs and gilfs in porn you probably deed to are as rare in real life as finding a Feebas on the first try hehe
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was she hot?
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#metoo
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HellsingOrg posted...

It scared me because she was really aggressive and I was just minding my own business lol.
I think she thought I was checking her out the whole time.

Cougars get straight to the point. She was throwing pussy at you and then you rejected her blunt advance. You could be buried in it right now if you had told her yes.
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

was she hot?

She was 5 foot 5 kinda plump short woman not fat but CE would say thicc for sure.
Face was like 5/10 the butt tho was a 7/10 for a woman her age like it had shape and was big.

voldothegr8 posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

It scared me because she was really aggressive and I was just minding my own business lol.
I think she thought I was checking her out the whole time.

Cougars get straight to the point. She was throwing pussy at you and then you rejected her blunt advance. You could be buried in it right now if you had told her yes.

I have never really given any thought to older women so I feel like I would have to decide before just getting forced into a situation. Like I don't know if I could get it up if she was really old looking once we got naked and I think I probably would get uncomfortable.
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I'm pretty sure she was just asking you to clean her pool dude
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If that woman was the level of today's Cindy Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, or Marisa Tomei, I'd be like:

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