Current Events > Hypothetical: Your son asks for Barbies for his birthday. What do you do?

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UnfairRepresent 07/18/19 7:52:38 AM #1:	Your son's birthday is coming up fast and you ask him what he wants. He enthusiastically says "I want the Pink Dress Barbie Malibu Avenue Fashion Doll & Accessories!" You talk to your son's mother who says "Yeah, I keep asking him and that's all he keeps asking for. That and other barbies." What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924847895] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Your son's birthday is coming up fast and you ask him what he wants. He enthusiastically says "I want the Pink Dress Barbie Malibu Avenue Fashion Doll & Accessories!" You talk to your son's mother who says "Yeah, I keep asking him and that's all he keeps asking for. That and other barbies." What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/18/19 7:54:43 AM #2:	I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal. Hell, my brother's like a stereotypical blue collar warehouse dude and he asked for a Barbie when he was four. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:924847928] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal. Hell, my brother's like a stereotypical blue collar warehouse dude and he asked for a Barbie when he was four.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 07/18/19 7:54:53 AM #3:	Buy little pony instead --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:924847930] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Buy little pony instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/18/19 9:03:56 PM #4:	aki_sora posted... Buy little pony instead He wanted a barbie --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924877791] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote><cite>aki_sora posted...</cite> <quote>Buy little pony instead</quote> He wanted a barbie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 07/18/19 9:04:43 PM #5:	call him a barbitch --- "Why are you putting someone on blast in your sig? Isn't that bullying another user? You should be ashamed." - Spritelimit <cite>MrK3V posted [p:924877819] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>call him a barbitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/18/19 9:05:06 PM #6:	Get him the Barbie he asked for --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:924877830] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Get him the Barbie he asked for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/18/19 9:06:05 PM #7:	I create a wicker barbie out of reeds from the creek, I cant afford a name-brand one. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:924877874] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>I create a wicker barbie out of reeds from the creek, I cant afford a name-brand one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 07/18/19 10:37:51 PM #8:	Depends on availability and price. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:924881414] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Depends on availability and price.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 07/18/19 10:40:35 PM #9:	pegusus123456 posted... I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal. gunplagirl posted... Get him the Barbie he asked for --- https://imgur.com/yYU21qA https://imgur.com/efCXjoE https://imgur.com/SDqG3wB https://imgur.com/WDn4cdN <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:924881507] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal.</quote> <cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Get him the Barbie he asked for</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/18/19 10:43:11 PM #10:	Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations of how easy it is to tear off a head. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924881622] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations of how easy it is to tear off a head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thekiller37 07/18/19 11:05:34 PM #11:	People underestimating the price of Barbies smh Shablagoo posted... I create a wicker barbie out of reeds from the creek, I cant afford a name-brand one. Amen --- Head of the Benevolent Church of the 3-13 Archer. "I'm the stripper your husband hired." ~anonymous. Ike smash n chill: https://discord.gg/g8f73Yc <cite>Thekiller37 posted [p:924882529] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>People underestimating the price of Barbies smh <cite>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>I create a wicker barbie out of reeds from the creek, I cant afford a name-brand one.</quote> Amen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/19/19 2:58:41 PM #12:	Say no and ask what else he wants, or just get him a learning game or something. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924907936] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Say no and ask what else he wants, or just get him a learning game or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/19/19 3:00:55 PM #13:	Get him Alabama Man --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:924908024] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Get him Alabama Man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 07/19/19 3:01:56 PM #14:	Get him a cheaper variety as we ain't made of barbie money. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:924908063] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Get him a cheaper variety as we ain't made of barbie money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/19/19 3:04:35 PM #15:	Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924908175] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 07/19/19 3:05:47 PM #16:	I get him a Stretch Armstrong and some Transformers --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:924908228] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>I get him a Stretch Armstrong and some Transformers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 07/19/19 3:07:29 PM #17:	pegusus123456 posted... I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:924908292] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>I buy him a Barbie. It's not that big a deal.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 07/19/19 3:09:43 PM #18:	Give him a gift card and have him pick out anything it can afford. --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:924908375] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Give him a gift card and have him pick out anything it can afford.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/19 3:15:41 PM #19:	DevsBro posted... Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe. But he wanted a Barbie --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924908631] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe.</quote> But he wanted a Barbie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 07/19/19 4:05:26 PM #20:	Buy him a barbecue kit. --- textual predator <cite>Firewerx posted [p:924910688] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Buy him a barbecue kit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 07/19/19 4:12:22 PM #21:	DevsBro posted... Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:924910953] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Chuckle and introduce him to GI Joe.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K3vintheDork 07/19/19 4:16:02 PM #22:	Buy him socks like last year. --- So what you're saying is... you're a dork? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14 <cite>K3vintheDork posted [p:924911087] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>Buy him socks like last year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CryoForceOmelet 07/19/19 4:17:22 PM #23:	I played with my older sisters' barbies when I was a kid. --- He's back <cite>CryoForceOmelet posted [p:924911135] in Hypothetic... [t:77871986]...</cite> <quote>I played with my older sisters' barbies when I was a kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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