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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 6:47:57 PM
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I'd probably be like this little bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9MQmMtilU" data-time="


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@Zodd3224 You drink right? Ahh fuck it you are tonight.
@The_Doge You're drinking too or i'm throwin you in the fuckin river.
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MabusIncarnate
07/17/19 6:50:31 PM
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I'd probably be a bear, forage the forest for fermented apples and go destroy a parking lot and eat windshield wipers on cars.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 6:51:14 PM
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That's not bad. That's not a bad way to get shot at all.
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Zodd3224
07/17/19 6:54:51 PM
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My alcoholism is common knowledge now. Nice.
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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 6:55:19 PM
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Pitlord_Special
07/17/19 6:55:21 PM
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Probably be a fly so I can get drunk out of discarded bottles and cans (literally buzzed)

Then get eaten when I decided to sleep it off next to a hungry lizard
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 6:56:31 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
My alcoholism is common knowledge now. Nice.


Hehe... yeah.
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JlM
07/17/19 7:04:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDJ-sTuoO8" data-time="&start=96


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Machete
07/17/19 7:05:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg" data-time="


I'm the one at 1:45 and pretty much all the ones shown after that >_>

I need a break soon though, like really soon. Withdrawal is starting to become unsettling and I don't want to deal with it becoming terrifying :/
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 7:07:03 PM
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Those little monkeys are living it up.
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a-c-a-b
07/17/19 7:13:12 PM
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I'd be a donkey because everyone already tells me I'm a drunken jackass.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 8:02:11 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I'd be a donkey because everyone already tells me I'm a drunken jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV5KxqJ_6Ts" data-time="

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/19 8:02:31 PM
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My moms pugs used to get fucked up on rotten grapes and run around a big tree till they passed out.

That drunk.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 8:18:24 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
I'd be a donkey because everyone already tells me I'm a drunken jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV5KxqJ_6Ts" data-time="


Alright that part with shrek spraying shit everywhere had me laughing
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 8:47:06 PM
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Hey @JimCarrysToe

Did you see this? Absolute train wreck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgN5iPvS_W0" data-time="

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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 8:56:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey @JimCarrysToe

Did you see this? Absolute train wreck.

Vid link

Holy shit wow, nope! Mom would never let me go to a concert, ESPECIALLY a metal one cuz metal is satan's music lol. I feel bad for the ppl that wasted their money.

When I typed in metal, one of autocorrects suggestions was metal-spiked-explosive-device-on-white-516919786 wtf....
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 8:57:44 PM
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Ah Christ now the FBI is gonna be monitoring this topic all night. Thanks!
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 8:58:47 PM
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Lol sorry not sorry
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 9:01:12 PM
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So I just got done helping out at the Childrens Hospital.... Actually saved a childs life because one of the nurses was drunk and didn't get there on time. So now i'm going to drink all night and relax and I've never heard of JimCarrysToe, odd name. Jim Carry should be investigated in this matter as well.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 9:05:07 PM
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BuuuuullshIT! You stole that story from a nurse you were drinking with last week!
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 9:06:10 PM
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I don't recall the event in question.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 9:12:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't recall the event in question.

I have video evidence!
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 9:13:26 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't recall the event in question.

I have video evidence!


Me drinking with a nurse? Let's see it.
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CanuckCowboy
07/17/19 9:17:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@The_Doge You're drinking too or i'm throwin you in the fuckin river.


Savannah cat will take care of doge as of Friday.
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Reis
07/17/19 9:18:28 PM
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only slightly
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 9:18:53 PM
#26:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't recall the event in question.

I have video evidence!


Me drinking with a nurse? Let's see it.

Oh god man, I threw it into my porn folder and its gonna take ages to find it....
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 9:19:28 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@The_Doge You're drinking too or i'm throwin you in the fuckin river.


Savannah cat will take care of doge as of Friday.


What happens on Friday?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:19:49 PM
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Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/17/19 10:20:34 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:20:35 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoRvq9K8A5U" data-time="

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:29:32 PM
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Fuck it let's rock some Mitchell boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95DJGHRaFU" data-time="

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hungryhippo223
07/17/19 10:30:33 PM
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I always thought this was my spirit animal:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html

TL;DR: Boar steals three 6-packs from different campers, gets wasted, tries to fight a cow, cow chases him, he swims to an island in the middle of the river and passes out underneath a tree.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 10:34:45 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:35:59 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?


Working on it.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:36:58 PM
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@a-c-a-b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhIsTt0gQao" data-time="

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:38:22 PM
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@smoliske
@_Matchabuu_

Wanna drink?
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 10:38:24 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?


Working on it.

Pfffft and you get on ME about getting an alt!
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:39:26 PM
#38:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?


Working on it.

Pfffft and you get on ME about getting an alt!


I used to think I was invincible.
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JimCarrysToe
07/17/19 10:40:38 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?


Working on it.

Pfffft and you get on ME about getting an alt!


I used to think I was invincible.

But now I know I am just potato.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:40:40 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.

Do you have an alt?


Working on it.

Pfffft and you get on ME about getting an alt!


I used to think I was invincible.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQXVGF2M2s" data-time="

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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 10:42:26 PM
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Does suck getting shot into the negative karma arena
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:44:20 PM
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Karma? Fuck that shit. I just like being with my drinking hooligans here.
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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 10:47:21 PM
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Oh I mean having negative like 30 karma so I'm forced to wait almost a month to post messages
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 10:48:28 PM
#44:


ThreatMidnight posted...
Oh I mean having negative like 30 karma so I'm forced to wait almost a month to post messages


Eh! I'm working on an alt godamnit get off my BACK CE.
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Machete
07/17/19 10:57:20 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.


Oh don't be so dramatic. You just asked her some basic questions and she answered. Unless you did some other shit, you're fine. I mean I'm gonna take her side over yours in most cases considering you instigate but this time, if what I saw was all you said, you didn't break any rules in the process and did nothing wrong so you shouldn't bother worrying.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:00:10 PM
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Machete posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually i'm probably going to be going away for a few days. I made some comments and/or posts in a machu pichu topic annnnd ya know. I didn't think it was bad but i've been sent up the river for less. Carry on guys. I'll post and drink in this topic as long as I can.


Oh don't be so dramatic. You just asked her some basic questions and she answered. Unless you did some other shit, you're fine. I mean I'm gonna take her side over yours in most cases considering you instigate but this time, if what I saw was all you said, you didn't break any rules in the process and did nothing wrong so you shouldn't bother worrying.


You've always had an unrelenting love for her. So i'll take this as a .....ok.
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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 11:01:31 PM
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Yeah that's a whiteknight sounding post
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/17/19 11:02:31 PM
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ThreatMidnight posted...
Yeah that's a whiteknight sounding post


I really don't like either of them. I mean I tried to like Joey joe joe but she's a ....can't do it.
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ThreatMidnight
07/17/19 11:04:19 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ThreatMidnight posted...
Yeah that's a whiteknight sounding post


I really don't like either of them. I mean I tried to like Joey joe joe but she's a ....can't do it.

Same I didn't like him before I knew of her. Then one day I made a pun about her name and she chewed my head off about it and u realized yeah there's something off about this person
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/17/19 11:10:37 PM
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What animal gets drunk off Straw-Ber-Ritas. That's what I am.
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