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Solid Snake07
07/17/19 11:41:55 AM
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In a public bathroom, sure, who the hell wants to sit on those seats if you don't have to. But if you're at your own house or using a friends bathroom, dude you're spraying piss and toilet water everywhere.

If your masculinity is so fragile that sitting on a toilet in a room by yourself threatens it you've got some issues.
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The Trent
07/17/19 11:42:17 AM
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word?
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Turtlebread
07/17/19 11:43:28 AM
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At home I pee naked so I dont get it all over my shirt and pants
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LordMarshal
07/17/19 11:43:29 AM
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Pee in tub. Problem solved.
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NonDairyMiltank
07/17/19 11:47:53 AM
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If your masculinity is so fragile that other people pissing differently bothers you, you've got some issues.

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krazychao5
07/17/19 11:48:55 AM
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I actually cannot fully empty my bladder when sitting
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CheekSqueak
07/17/19 11:49:04 AM
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i'm just not a germaphobe
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AwesomeToTheMAX
07/17/19 11:50:09 AM
#8:


Solid Snake07 posted...
But if you're at your own house or using a friends bathroom, dude you're spraying piss and toilet water everywhere.


I'm not, but it's usually because I actually make an effort to aim
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Solid Snake07
07/17/19 11:52:11 AM
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NonDairyMiltank posted...
If your masculinity is so fragile that other people pissing differently bothers you, you've got some issues.


I didn't say it bothers me, I said I don't get it.

But if you're using my bathroom, yeah it does kind of bother me. especially drunk guys who can't even make it into the god damn bowl. sit your drunk ass down
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nevershine
07/17/19 11:52:25 AM
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Your only option is to dip all of your man parts into the toilet
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Solid Snake07
07/17/19 11:53:20 AM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
But if you're at your own house or using a friends bathroom, dude you're spraying piss and toilet water everywhere.


I'm not, but it's usually because I actually make an effort to aim


It still splatters out of the toilet
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KillerKhan420
07/17/19 11:54:56 AM
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Dude, some guys hang lower than others, don't be an effeminate boy and mind your business.
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voldothegr8
07/17/19 11:57:28 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
But if you're at your own house or using a friends bathroom, dude you're spraying piss and toilet water everywhere.

Do you force your piss out like a fire hose or something?
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TwoDoorPunkCab
07/17/19 11:57:39 AM
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i stand because it's easier. if anything misses i clean it up. takes like 3 seconds
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lifeindamines
07/17/19 11:58:50 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
wait what does masculinity have to do with it

Tc works for huffpo
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