Current Events > It's September 20th, 2019, 3:46 AM

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People are outside the Area 51 site, huddled around in groups, deciding what to do. They've been camping out for a week now and still don't know what to do. There's confusion everywhere.

Suddenly, someone yells, "CHARGE!" and...it's a WOMAN! :O

No one follows her.

But wait! Yes, someone looks like they are ready to go! It's Jack Mehoffemgay. He holds the Guinness World Record for most bullied kid of all time and has nothing to lose. So he's the second to go!

From across the way you can hear Stephen Molyneux trying to persuade the boy not to follow her. But he does anyway. This would go down in history, but just like Jack, she has no friends. No one knows her name.

Now more people decide to go, and to their surprise, there are no bullets flying...there are no mines. They see the building no more than a football field away. When suddenly....WOOOOOAAAAAMMM. A giant anti-gravity force field blocks their path!

Confetti shoots everywhere. A platform rises. Monitors launch into the air, supported via force fields.

Donald Trump appears.

"We have force fields, bitch."

"You brave souls. Thank you for coming out here tonight. I want to bestow upon ye all a personal force field. This has all been one big social experiment. I'm not really a republican. This is going to be a big experiment for the most daring citizens. Surely some mentally ill republican back home will want to kill you. Their small minds will not withstand the news of aliens, let alone that their guns are going to phase out into antiquity. Now you all get your own force field and we will get to see them in action! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

i didnt read this
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