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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:36:08 AM
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https://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=85d2fd079d10b174&hl=en&gl=US&source=wweather

One of those straight line wind storms. Stretches almost all the way north and south of ND.
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Irony
07/15/19 2:36:56 AM
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Get lube
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WingStopMaster
07/15/19 2:37:25 AM
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Beware of tornados
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 2:37:40 AM
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What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:37:50 AM
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I was driving back to work and the winds started. Knocked out powerfor a second right as I was going through a 4 way light. Picking up all the dust and blowing it around.

55 mph winds,gusts to 70
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:39:58 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though
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slimjimfizzle
07/15/19 2:41:06 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though

What do you call sloppy Joes there
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:42:44 AM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though

What do you call sloppy Joes there

I've only heard of them being called sloppy joes actually
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 2:42:54 AM
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Shit man, but for real, best of luck on not getting too fucked.
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:45:35 AM
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WingStopMaster posted...
Beware of tornados

Yeah the way it feels outside kinda reminds me of the tornado here 10 years ago. But I think tornadoes are rare with straight line wind storms. But just the winds associated with these kinds of storms can be pretty damaging themselves
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MabusIncarnate
07/15/19 2:47:43 AM
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RIP town ass
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 2:51:06 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
RIP town ass


no don't rip the town ass, they only have one
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powerman1426
07/15/19 2:52:52 AM
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Straight line winds are vicious. Especially since there's not much to slow them down
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QueenCarly
07/15/19 2:53:46 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though

What do you call sloppy Joes there

I've only heard of them being called sloppy joes actually


Over here in the Eastern part of the state / Western Minnesota they're called "BBQs" and it is the most wrong goddamn thing ever
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 2:55:15 AM
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QueenCarly posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though

What do you call sloppy Joes there

I've only heard of them being called sloppy joes actually


Over here in the Eastern part of the state / Western Minnesota they're called "BBQs" and it is the most wrong goddamn thing ever

Oh, yeah I have heard that. Not super common though
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powerman1426
07/15/19 2:56:29 AM
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 3:01:00 AM
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Well looks like just some brief crazy wind and some rain. The major nasty red and orange area on the weather map went a bit north before it passed through. Dickinson survives the night. Probably some town in it's path won't be as fortunate
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slimjimfizzle
07/15/19 3:02:24 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
QueenCarly posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
What, Dakota's real? I thought it was like jackalopes and pregnant asians?

Yeah. I think we are like one of the least populated states though

What do you call sloppy Joes there

I've only heard of them being called sloppy joes actually


Over here in the Eastern part of the state / Western Minnesota they're called "BBQs" and it is the most wrong goddamn thing ever

Oh, yeah I have heard that. Not super common though

Damn you @LanHikari10
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LanHikari10
07/15/19 8:41:01 PM
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berlyman101
07/15/19 8:43:15 PM
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rodu_jr
07/15/19 8:44:50 PM
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I'm in Manitoba, had a good view of it at the airport this morning
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mattnd2007
07/15/19 8:49:48 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Slushburgers.

I have heard that term, but no one says it out here
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