Current Events > Probably my best troll job ever

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So a while ago I ran an NHL GM Connected league on Xbox, when the mode existed. It was super organized, we had 30 human owners, everyone ran their own team, there were a lot of trades, and it honestly was a good time.

I do graphic work, so I decided to make a forum banner for each owner, with their gamertag on it, their team logo, a bit of a design and one player from their team. That was the dagger. People traded players from their team all the time, so daily it was "Hey, I traded X player from my team, can you put X player on my banner now instead?" and I went with it for a bit, until it got super annoying. So I set limitations, and was pretty much like, if you are going to keep this player for most or rest of the season, i'll include it. Otherwise, keep requests to a bare minimum.

And everyone abided (except for the weird guy that wanted Miley Cyrus on his banner twerking on the Edmonton Oilers oil pumper logo guy, which I gladly did) except one guy, there's always one guy. The next day he dealt that player, asked for a new one, and I was like okay, but come on now, make this one stick. Two days later, and then again after, and I told him I was done. I'm making him one new banner with no player, and that's what he's using the rest of the season.

He was an ass about it, like he was paying me to do it, but good owners were hard to find and he was active, played his games and wasn't a greasy player. So I searched the internet for the biggest dick I could find. I came across one that was like 8000x6000 pixels, and when you zoomed in, you could see every line, bump and hair on this dude's ballsack.

So I cropped it out, blurred it a tiny bit, changed the color to green, slapped the Dallas Stars logo and his gamertag on it, and gave it to him. His banner was literally his tag, the logo, and an extreme close up of some guy's scrotum.

HE HAD NO IDEA.

So naturally I told just about everyone else in the league, and we managed to keep it a secret for nearly two months. Two months this guy had a ballsack as the background texture of his forum signature banner. You could even see the hairs, but I said it was something like marbled texture for looks.

He quit at the end of the season.

tl:dr Some guy annoyed me about constantly changing his forum banner, so I made the background of his banner a scrotum and he had no idea for 2 months.
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Hahaha
Did he ever find out, or he just quit and you never got to tell him?
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Oh he found out, he actually really pissed me off in party chat one day and I just randomly blurted out "your forum banner is a cock"

He took it a bit better than I thought he would, he never asked for another banner.
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Here's the weird Miley Cyrus one for reference, this is NOT the ballsack background one, lol. Just for visual reference of how the banners looked though.


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@johnny_nutcase

Figured you of anyone would appreciate this.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

So I searched the internet for the biggest dick I could find.

Classic.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

So I searched the internet for the biggest dick I could find.

Classic.

I knew I could count on you.
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That's a great story
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Conflict posted...

Two months this guy had a ballsack

Classic.
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