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Just_a_loser
07/12/19 12:03:30 PM
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Spaghetti and forgetti
Copulate and procrastinate
Cum and go
Hit it then quit it
Shoot and scoot
Ejaculate and evacuate
Fuck and duck
Breed and proceed
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Rock her box and change the locks
Smash her rear and disappear
Prove you ain't gay then run away
Work out some flab then hit her with a dab
Make her bamboozle and scadoodle
Butter the bread and play dead
Smash 'n dash
Ram and scram
Copulate and absquatulate
Penetrate and defenestrate
Pump and dump
Splatter and scatter
Court and abort
Creampie and goodbye
Cream and scream
Violate then migrate
Blast then become the past
Unload your genetic information and leave the nation
Ram her ass 'n hit the gas
Spread the seed then need for speed
Bust on her cooter then catch an uber
Glue her rift then call a lyft
Get her all waxy then call a taxi
Fill the crack and never come back
Give her schlong and say so long
Release the dump then Forrest Gump
Wrinkle the sheets then hit the streets
Inject yourself then eject yourself
Rail 'n bail
Sploosh and vamoose
Let the semen flow and GTFO
Insert the peen and flee the scene
Squirt and revert
Release it then cease it
Bruise and cruise
Seed 'n plead
Yeet and retreat
Pee and flee
Empty the sack and don't call back
NUTT
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NeonOctopus
07/12/19 12:24:45 PM
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IronChef_Kirby
07/12/19 12:39:02 PM
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Tap it n scrap it
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