Current Events > Watching a Wife Swap rerun and I literally can't even with this family

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Metua
07/11/19 6:00:54 PM
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They have a survivalist, rural family and an urban bourgeoisie swap wives. The survivalist family:

-eats an all-raw diet. Including raw meat. That has been sitting around for months.
-believes that cooked food causes a lot of health problems, and living on a raw diet can do m i r a c u l o u s things like regrow hair and cure diabetes
-avoids cleaning the house because bacteria is "good for you"
-believe that the human body is mostly fat and "that's how they keep hydrated", and they avoid drinking water because "it's a solvent and it dehydrates you".
-use raw butter as toothpaste because "it absorbs into your gums"
-eat every five hours, because otherwise your body goes into "anorexic shock"

Also, of course the kids don't go to school and work on the farm all day.

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/19 6:02:03 PM
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Wait, you can wife swap? Can you bang the new wife?
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Unspecified_NPC
07/11/19 6:03:04 PM
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Came in expecting the raw meat episode, got the raw meat episode
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LastTomorrow
07/11/19 6:03:09 PM
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If they have been doing that for years and are living then fine. Weird, but fine
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Hayame Zero
07/11/19 6:04:02 PM
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Was that the one where the dad literally broke down in tears and sobs after finding out his kids ate cooked meat instead of raw?
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Metua
07/11/19 6:07:55 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
Came in expecting the raw meat episode, got the raw meat episode

Didn't know it was that infamous. >_>

LastTomorrow posted...
If they have been doing that for years and are living then fine. Weird, but fine

If the parents want to lick Petri dishes, that's fine, but they have kids they've apparently indoctrinated.

Hayame Zero posted...
Was that the one where the dad literally broke down in tears and sobs after finding out his kids ate cooked meat instead of raw?

Apparently. >_>
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Evening_Dragon
07/12/19 10:52:46 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
If they have been doing that for years and are living then fine. Weird, but fine


You can live for a very long time in shit conditions, that doesn't mean you're living well.
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Blue_Inigo
07/12/19 10:58:55 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Can you bang the new wife?

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CTrunks
07/13/19 12:37:56 AM
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Is this the reboot or the original?

Not that I watched either, but I'm curious.
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