Poll of the Day > I messed up big time again

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What kind of 'R rated' stuff did you do?
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green dragon posted...

How long did it take you to ejaculate?

I didn't. whacking it for five years gave me some endurance
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LeetCheet posted...

What kind of 'R rated' stuff did you do?

I don't want to think about it I'm just gonna be more upset
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-Komaiko54- posted...

green dragon posted...

How long did it take you to ejaculate?

I didn't. whacking it for five years gave me some endurance

The endurance is suppose to make you last longer. Its not suppose to make it so you dont ejaculate at all. So, maybe youre doing something wrong. Or maybe thats why she doesnt want you anymore...
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-Komaiko54- posted...

I didn't

Thats actually another reason why she might not want to see you again. Girls are self conscious about that type of thing, and can take that as you didnt find them attractive enough. Unfortunately for you this is probably a lost cause and she wont see you again unless she has rather low self esteem.

LinkPizza posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

green dragon posted...

How long did it take you to ejaculate?

I didn't. whacking it for five years gave me some endurance

The endurance is suppose to make you last longer. Its not suppose to make it so you dont ejaculate at all. So, maybe youre doing something wrong. Or maybe thats why she doesnt want you anymore...

Maybe he masturbates prone like Lord_Carlisle did so he couldn't get it up

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Maybe he masturbates prone like Lord_Carlisle did so he couldn't get it up

I do (on my side) but I was in that position in my car so...

LinkPizza posted...

Its not suppose to make it so you dont ejaculate at all.

She went at it for 5, maybe 10 minutes
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edit: she said it was "Whatever" and fine. I kept telling her that I'll do literally anything and she just kept saying OK. Is this a good sign or passive agressiveness I'm kind of scared
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Post some screenshots of the convo because the context of the whatever and ok is important for us to better help you out.

JazzMasterZero posted...

Post some screenshots of the convo because the context of the whatever and ok is important for us to better help you out.

I can't, sc tells the other person when you screenshot and I don't wanna look weird

It went something like this

(her) Hi

Me: hi. I still feel awful

- It's fine

-Are you sure? I'll do anything etc....

-Ok

- (more apologizing)

- Ok

and then she started a new convo replying to something else I posted that day
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If you guys are still believing his bs stories then you're just as bad as he is.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

If you guys are still believing his bs stories then you're just as bad as he is.

I swear to God man. I swear to Christ it's real. I lost my appetite for lying/exaggerating after the aunt topic
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-Komaiko54- posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

If you guys are still believing his bs stories then you're just as bad as he is.

I swear to God man. I swear to Christ it's real. I lost my appetite for lying/exaggerating after the aunt topic

So you swapped lying and exaggeration for arrogance and foolishness?

WastelandCowboy posted...

So you swapped lying and exaggeration for arrogance and foolishness?

what does that even mean?
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-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

So you swapped lying and exaggeration for arrogance and foolishness?

what does that even mean?

Since you posted about having sexual feelings for your auntie and being mentioned to your family, you've:

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene.

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane.

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection.

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone.

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name.

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you.

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't.

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event.

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

darcandkharg31 posted...

If you guys are still believing his bs stories then you're just as bad as he is.

Sometimes it's hard to not believe him because he provides great proof like all those pictures he posts, and that school campaign video. I found him hard to believe at first too, but the video and when someone doxxed him kinda makes me believe him.

He's just super awkward, and has no filter on the internet
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Cacciato posted...

the easiest way to know this didnt happen is to watch his high school election youtube video

lmao
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WastelandCowboy posted...

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene. That was before January

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane. Everyone makes mistakes

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection. 100% the truck's fault. Also "speeding" is normal in the area because it's in the middle of nowhere

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone. Never did that. Ever. The story was I bumped into someone while holding something

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others. What else was I supposed to do? My phone was dead and it was a school night.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name. First off, I didn't report it. some snitch called the 'ops on me. second off, they told me they'll drop the ticket since he put it in my Twin's name

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you. You literally have no evidence for this. I've been working on it forever. When I got the appointment to USMAPS I thought I was set and dropped my scholarship applicaitons. not my fault

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't. Are you seriously upset at people for being KIND? I did it at most three times. and all of those where $1 tolls

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event. We don't know that. It could've been perfectly legal to turn on red

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

How does it feel to be wrong again
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-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene. That was before January

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane. Everyone makes mistakes

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection. 100% the truck's fault. Also "speeding" is normal in the area because it's in the middle of nowhere

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone. Never did that. Ever. The story was I bumped into someone while holding something

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others. What else was I supposed to do? My phone was dead and it was a school night.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name. First off, I didn't report it. some snitch called the 'ops on me. second off, they told me they'll drop the ticket since he put it in my Twin's name

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you. You literally have no evidence for this. I've been working on it forever. When I got the appointment to USMAPS I thought I was set and dropped my scholarship applicaitons. not my fault

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't. Are you seriously upset at people for being KIND? I did it at most three times. and all of those where $1 tolls

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event. We don't know that. It could've been perfectly legal to turn on red

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

How does it feel to be wrong again

I take back everything I said. Your actions are beyond words and comprehension.

/s

Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene. That was before January

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane. Everyone makes mistakes

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection. 100% the truck's fault. Also "speeding" is normal in the area because it's in the middle of nowhere

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone. Never did that. Ever. The story was I bumped into someone while holding something

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others. What else was I supposed to do? My phone was dead and it was a school night.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name. First off, I didn't report it. some snitch called the 'ops on me. second off, they told me they'll drop the ticket since he put it in my Twin's name

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you. You literally have no evidence for this. I've been working on it forever. When I got the appointment to USMAPS I thought I was set and dropped my scholarship applicaitons. not my fault

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't. Are you seriously upset at people for being KIND? I did it at most three times. and all of those where $1 tolls

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event. We don't know that. It could've been perfectly legal to turn on red

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

How does it feel to be wrong again

LOL, the amount of lies and bullshit in your responses are awesome.

I'm starting to think you actually believe your own lies.

where am I lying?
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Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene. That was before January

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane. Everyone makes mistakes

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection. 100% the truck's fault. Also "speeding" is normal in the area because it's in the middle of nowhere

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone. Never did that. Ever. The story was I bumped into someone while holding something

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others. What else was I supposed to do? My phone was dead and it was a school night.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name. First off, I didn't report it. some snitch called the 'ops on me. second off, they told me they'll drop the ticket since he put it in my Twin's name

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you. You literally have no evidence for this. I've been working on it forever. When I got the appointment to USMAPS I thought I was set and dropped my scholarship applicaitons. not my fault

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't. Are you seriously upset at people for being KIND? I did it at most three times. and all of those where $1 tolls

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event. We don't know that. It could've been perfectly legal to turn on red

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

How does it feel to be wrong again

LOL, the amount of lies and bullshit in your responses are awesome.

I'm starting to think you actually believe your own lies.

where am I lying?

Exactly.

seems like you can't prove it at all
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Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Zangulus posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

Hit a parked car, declined to leave insurance information, and left the scene. That was before January

Driven on the wrong side of the road, only realizing this after seeing an oncoming car in the lane. Everyone makes mistakes

Sped to school and in the process, tailgated a dump truck enough that you weren't paying attention to the lights turning red and sped through the intersection. 100% the truck's fault. Also "speeding" is normal in the area because it's in the middle of nowhere

Made passes to your female coworkers and lied about it, saying it was your phone. Never did that. Ever. The story was I bumped into someone while holding something

Sped on a highway/freeway way over the limit enough that it damaged your car and then continued to drive home, endangering yourself and others. What else was I supposed to do? My phone was dead and it was a school night.

Hit another vehicle and while you reported it, did nothing after the officer entered it in your "twin's" name. First off, I didn't report it. some snitch called the 'ops on me. second off, they told me they'll drop the ticket since he put it in my Twin's name

Didn't pay attention or plan ahead for college and then spend months trying to plan it out, throwing shade on your parents for not taking out a loan for you. You literally have no evidence for this. I've been working on it forever. When I got the appointment to USMAPS I thought I was set and dropped my scholarship applicaitons. not my fault

Continuously drive through tollbooths without exact change and hope they let you through, and then bitching out the one woman who doesn't. Are you seriously upset at people for being KIND? I did it at most three times. and all of those where $1 tolls

Run a red light after heading home from the 4th of July DC event. We don't know that. It could've been perfectly legal to turn on red

And this is all I remember. Likely much more. And please, I implore you to tell me how I'm wrong in great detail.

How does it feel to be wrong again

LOL, the amount of lies and bullshit in your responses are awesome.

I'm starting to think you actually believe your own lies.

where am I lying?

Exactly.

seems like you can't prove it at all

I don't need to. Your constant flip flops prove it for me.

I literally never do that
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Does anybody love the reasoning he gave to WLC for all the things he's done?
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LinkPizza posted...

Does anybody love the reasoning he gave to WLC for all the things he's done?

It's just WC. I'm not WasteLandCowboy.

i guezz you need a new besty

teehee, nothing rrated, blushez
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When a girl says it's fine, it is absolutely not fine.
And when a girl says it's not fine, it's absolutely not fine.
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I feel like this guy is related to the guy who did "Help I burned my girlfriend's cooter".
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I remember 10 years ago there used to be some dude who would talk about seeing his sister in the shower and I thought, "wow, you got some really messed up people on here".
And then some guy posted a picture of his lower half while looking at a picture of a girl on here on his computer.
Now I have this topic to fondly remember how normal I am compared to other people, thanks guys <3
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-Komaiko54- posted...

I'd love to here some advice or suggestions

Good one.
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Keebs05 posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I'd love to here some advice or suggestions

Good one.

No, the real "good one" is believing y'all would actually help me. 85 posts in and not ONE helpful comment.
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it's horrible to be called a "sloot"
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-Komaiko54- posted...

Keebs05 posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I'd love to here some advice or suggestions

Good one.

No, the real "good one" is believing y'all would actually help me. 85 posts in and not ONE helpful comment.

Then why the fuck do you keep posting here? Nobody wants you here. Shoo! Scat! Get out of here you smelly cat!

WastelandCowboy posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Keebs05 posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I'd love to here some advice or suggestions

Good one.

No, the real "good one" is believing y'all would actually help me. 85 posts in and not ONE helpful comment.

Then why the fuck do you keep posting here? Nobody wants you here. Shoo! Scat! Get out of here you smelly cat!

it's not his fault, they won't take him to the vet
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Keebs05 posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I'd love to here some advice or suggestions

Good one.

No, the real "good one" is believing y'all would actually help me. 85 posts in and not ONE helpful comment.

Then why the fuck do you keep posting here? Nobody wants you here. Shoo! Scat! Get out of here you smelly cat!

it's not his fault, they won't take him to the vet

He's obviously not our favorite pet
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WastelandCowboy posted...

hen why the fuck do you keep posting here?

Why not? There are a few good answers every now and then
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-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

hen why the fuck do you keep posting here?

Why not? There are a few good answers every now and then

Because who really wants you here?

WastelandCowboy posted...

Because who really wants you here?

Who really wants you here? No one cares
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-Komaiko54- posted...

WastelandCowboy posted...

Because who really wants you here?

Who really wants you here? No one cares

Lol. If I wanted my own comeback, I wouldve wiped it off your aunties chin.

^lmao
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damn that was brutal, Bard. Lmao.
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literally made no sense
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Yooo bard. Damn
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Sulugnaz posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

literally made no sense

Then college might not be right for you.

Don't know what you're talking about. I only point out what I see wrong
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