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MysteryMan923 07/10/19 11:28:11 AM #1:	I rang the doorbell and her mom answered so I made eye contact, shook her hand, and inquired about her daughter. She was impressed with my assertiveness so she led me to my now gf's room. I then shook her hand and handed her a crisp box of donuts. After she gobbled them all down I laid out a proposal for her to be my gf and she agreed. It really works guys! --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be <cite>MysteryMan923 posted [p:924495141] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>I rang the doorbell and her mom answered so I made eye contact, shook her hand, and inquired about her daughter. She was impressed with my assertiveness so she led me to my now gf's room. I then shook her hand and handed her a crisp box of donuts. After she gobbled them all down I laid out a proposal for her to be my gf and she agreed. It really works guys!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 07/10/19 11:28:55 AM #2:	lmao --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:924495176] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 07/10/19 11:29:10 AM #3:	--- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:924495183] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote> --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 07/10/19 11:29:11 AM #4:	You must run a marketing company --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:924495184] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>You must run a marketing company</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 07/10/19 11:30:06 AM #5:	This is so cute. If this was the kind of stuff I saw in modern romantic comedies, I wouldn't be able to get enough of it. --- Ignorance is a choice https://imgtc.com/i/7UnK3hx.jpg <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:924495221] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>This is so cute. If this was the kind of stuff I saw in modern romantic comedies, I wouldn't be able to get enough of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 07/10/19 11:30:48 AM #6:	Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:924495250] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 07/10/19 11:31:14 AM #7:	MC_BatCommander posted... You must run a marketing company xD god i hope we keep this meme alive --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:924495271] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>You must run a marketing company</quote> xD god i hope we keep this meme alive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karlpilkington4 07/10/19 11:33:12 AM #8:	Hanky_Bannister posted... MC_BatCommander posted... You must run a marketing company xD god i hope we keep this meme alive Glad real world advice is becoming popular. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924495340] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>You must run a marketing company</quote> xD god i hope we keep this meme alive</quote> Glad real world advice is becoming popular.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CheekSqueak 07/10/19 11:34:26 AM #9:	MacadamianNut3 posted... lmao --- Let's be--toot ... Oh, sorry about that. <cite>CheekSqueak posted [p:924495390] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/10/19 11:35:28 AM #10:	spanky1 posted... Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut. Tried that with the wife once and it didn't work. Hopefully none fit --- https://i.imgtc.com/LnuOHap.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zaF0ojO.jpg https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:924495434] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut.</quote> Tried that with the wife once and it didn't work. Hopefully none fit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 07/10/19 11:39:11 AM #11:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... spanky1 posted... Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut. Tried that with the wife once and it didn't work. Hopefully none fit donut in the donut --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:924495561] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick. Winner gets a free donut.</quote> Tried that with the wife once and it didn't work. Hopefully none fit</quote> donut in the donut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 07/10/19 11:40:36 AM #12:	L oh L --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:924495614] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>L oh L</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karlpilkington4 07/10/19 11:43:36 AM #13:	Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924495726] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 07/10/19 11:45:09 AM #14:	karlpilkington4 posted... Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing. STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:924495791] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing.</quote> STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 07/10/19 11:49:11 AM #15:	Hanky_Bannister posted... karlpilkington4 posted... Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing. STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS Work hard Play harder --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:924495943] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing.</quote> STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS</quote> Work hard Play harder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 07/10/19 11:49:19 AM #16:	Reminds me of Proudclad confidently doling out some unsolicted shitty job advice for me at my current job even though I never told him where I worked or what I did Needless to say, every word he said was irrelevant to the actual politics and management structure here. I would tag him right now just to shit on him some more but it seems like that account isnt active right now and I'm not caught up on his endless alts lore --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:924495947] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of Proudclad confidently doling out some unsolicted shitty job advice for me at my current job even though I never told him where I worked or what I did Needless to say, every word he said was irrelevant to the actual politics and management structure here. I would tag him right now just to shit on him some more but it seems like that account isnt active right now and I'm not caught up on his endless alts lore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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karlpilkington4 07/10/19 11:50:43 AM #18:	MacadamianNut3 posted... Reminds me of Proudclad confidently doling out some unsolicted shitty job advice for me at my current job even though I never told him where I worked or what I did Needless to say, every word he said was irrelevant to the actual politics and management structure here. I would tag him right now just to shit on him some more but it seems like that account isnt active right now and I'm not caught up on his endless alts lore Doesn't sound similar at all. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924496000] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of Proudclad confidently doling out some unsolicted shitty job advice for me at my current job even though I never told him where I worked or what I did Needless to say, every word he said was irrelevant to the actual politics and management structure here. I would tag him right now just to shit on him some more but it seems like that account isnt active right now and I'm not caught up on his endless alts lore</quote> Doesn't sound similar at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 07/10/19 11:59:54 AM #19:	MC_BatCommander posted... Hanky_Bannister posted... karlpilkington4 posted... Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing. STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS Work hard Play harder im starting to think he's an alt. its like motivational poster crap --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:924496366] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing.</quote> STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS</quote> Work hard Play harder</quote> im starting to think he's an alt. its like motivational poster crap</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karlpilkington4 07/10/19 12:04:57 PM #20:	Hanky_Bannister posted... MC_BatCommander posted... Hanky_Bannister posted... karlpilkington4 posted... Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing. STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS Work hard Play harder im starting to think he's an alt. its like motivational poster crap I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924496569] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>Most people don't realize that the key to winning in life is to stand out, ideally in a positive way. The trick is not being paralyzed by fear that you might be judged for it, if some people perceive it as being pushy. Did you hurt anyone? No? Good. Keep pushing.</quote> STRIKEGENTLY-ISMS</quote> Work hard Play harder</quote> im starting to think he's an alt. its like motivational poster crap</quote> I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 07/10/19 12:09:11 PM #21:	karlpilkington4 posted... I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:924496730] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve</quote> I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 07/10/19 12:13:43 PM #22:	clearaflagrantj posted... karlpilkington4 posted... I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit xD --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:924496929] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve</quote> I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit</quote> xD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karlpilkington4 07/10/19 12:18:30 PM #23:	clearaflagrantj posted... karlpilkington4 posted... I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit MLM is dumb, so no. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924497134] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve</quote> I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit</quote> MLM is dumb, so no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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karlpilkington4 07/10/19 12:45:04 PM #25:	RedWhiteBlue posted... karlpilkington4 posted... clearaflagrantj posted... karlpilkington4 posted... I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit MLM is dumb, so no. So are you a rich millionaire with all that mental fortitude and dedication you have? No? Ok then. This entire post is riddled with logical fallacies. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" <cite>karlpilkington4 posted [p:924498268] in Just got a... [t:77853727]...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>karlpilkington4 posted...</cite> <quote>I only have one account. So sorry for giving out advice that works if you apply it. One of the best things I've learned is that the majority of people will stop themselves from winning. So all you have to do is get past that mental hurdle, and you're instantly in the top 10% + of the world for whatever you want to achieve</quote> I feel like this is a prelude into some MLM shit</quote> MLM is dumb, so no.</quote> So are you a rich millionaire with all that mental fortitude and dedication you have? No? Ok then.</quote> This entire post is riddled with logical fallacies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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