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Manocheese
07/10/19 12:30:55 AM
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/missouri-police-sniff-out-suspect-who-passed-gas-so-loudly-it-gave-away-hiding-spot-officials

Missouri law enforcement was able to sniff out the location of a person wanted for a controlled substance over the weekend after the suspect passed gas so loudly that it gave up his or her hiding spot, officials said.

The Clay County Sherriffs department posted on Facebook to share how flatulence played a role in the arrest outside the City of Liberty, Mo.

If youve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, youre definitely having a day. #ItHappened, the sheriffs office said. The department posted a photo of officers using police dogs in a wooded area as part of their search.

Officials have not released a name for the suspect or provided more information about the case.

Weve gotta give props to Liberty PD for using their senses to sniff him out! the sheriffs department told St. Louis Fox 2 after the station reached out for more information about the case.

The Liberty City Police Department was surprised to see the incident slip out, which stinks for the arrestee, the City of Liberty said on Twitter. The city also gave props to officers for "airing out a wanted person's dirty laundry and fanning the flames."

No one was injured in the arrest, the city said.

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Scotty_Rogers
07/10/19 12:32:19 AM
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I guess he really was a Manocheese.

Get it? Manocheese. Man of cheese. His fart was remarkable, so he likely ate a lot of dairy, like cheese.
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Manocheese
07/10/19 12:32:45 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I guess he really was a Manocheese.

Get it? Manocheese. Man of cheese. His fart was remarkable, so he likely ate a lot of dairy, like cheese.

LMAO, I guess that's true!
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Touch
07/10/19 12:33:52 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/10/19 12:35:36 AM
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The fart got the reward money.
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Unspecified_NPC
07/10/19 1:09:53 AM
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RIP Man farts shot up to 97 arrests
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ProtomanVolnutt
07/10/19 1:11:47 AM
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Guess he really blew it
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DirkDiggles
07/10/19 1:13:19 AM
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When you are getting chased by the police and you feel something release....Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
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pres_madagascar
07/10/19 1:13:39 AM
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Homeboy couldn't have like, clenched his ass to try and hold it, or at least muffle it? Come on man.
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Manocheese
07/10/19 1:13:44 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
RIP Man farts shot up to 97 arrests

LOL
I don't think he'll be popular among his cellmates...
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ThyCorndog
07/10/19 1:14:03 AM
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nevershine
07/10/19 1:15:35 AM
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When youre running from the law
And youre feelin something raw
Diarrhea diarrhea
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Torrific
07/10/19 1:16:46 AM
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Misleading title.
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Darmik
07/10/19 1:17:39 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Homeboy couldn't have like, clenched his ass to try and hold it, or at least muffle it? Come on man.


Can't stop the nervous farts
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