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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 11:26:00 AM
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Would you rather bang someone with your gf's body but your mom's head OR someone with your mom's body but your gf's head? - Results (1 vote)
I'd bang the person with my gf's body but has my mom's head
100% (1 vote)
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I'd bang the person with my mom's body but has my gf's head
0% (0 votes)
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I'd bang the person with my bf's body but has my dad's head
0% (0 votes)
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I'd bang the person with my dad's body but has my bf's head
0% (0 votes)
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Was just posed this sick question by a coworker. You're forced to choose between fucking someone with your wife/girlfriend's body but the head is that of your own mother's OR someone with your own mother's body but with your wife/girlfriend's head. Which do you choose?

If you don't have a gf, substitute gf with the hottest ex you've had.
If you've never dated before, substitute with your favorite actress or something.
If you're into men instead, swap the word's wife/gf with husband/bf and mom with dad.
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 1:58:13 PM
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it's pretty hardcore I understand the reluctance to answer
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Lairen
07/09/19 2:01:38 PM
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Youre like this idiot at work that asks stupid questions like this and theyre so stupid everyone just ignores them.
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Master_Bass
07/09/19 2:02:47 PM
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None of the above. I'd rather never have sex again.
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Pogo_Marimo
07/09/19 2:15:31 PM
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If someone put a gun to my head and said to have sex with my son or else they'd kill my wife I'd probably just have sex with myself.
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 2:15:37 PM
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Lairen posted...
Youre like this idiot at work that asks stupid questions like this and theyre so stupid everyone just ignores them.


When it rains, it pours.

In all honestly though, my office is fucking awesome lol people come up with this shit all the time and it's a good way to kill an hour and team build as long as there's down time

Master_Bass posted...
None of the above. I'd rather never have sex again.


Can't blame you
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 2:16:30 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
If someone put a gun to my head and said to have sex with my son or else they'd kill my wife I'd probably just have sex with myself.


I'd fuck the gun and ejaculate bullets back at the perpetrator.
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slmcknett
07/09/19 2:17:53 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
None of the above. I'd rather never have sex again.

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pauIie
07/09/19 2:20:43 PM
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Lairen
07/09/19 3:50:13 PM
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Lairen posted...
Youre like this idiot at work that asks stupid questions like this and theyre so stupid everyone just ignores them.


Mods cant even read now.

You are like.... questions are so stupid

Literally a mod cant understand basic english and tossing nwds that cant be contested. This is why i have so many alts.
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 4:18:46 PM
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Lairen posted...
Lairen posted...
Youre like this idiot at work that asks stupid questions like this and theyre so stupid everyone just ignores them.


Mods cant even read now.

You are like.... questions are so stupid

Literally a mod cant understand basic english and tossing nwds that cant be contested. This is why i have so many alts.


If it makes you feel better I didn't mark you. :) Maybe you'd have better mileage not replying to harmless topics with such unnecessary contempt. Save it for the shit posters who can't help but shit post about real controversial topics like politics.
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Pogo_Marimo
07/09/19 4:24:09 PM
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Lairen posted...
Lairen posted...
Youre like this idiot at work that asks stupid questions like this and theyre so stupid everyone just ignores them.


Mods cant even read now.

You are like.... questions are so stupid

Literally a mod cant understand basic english and tossing nwds that cant be contested. This is why i have so many alts.

Lol that wouldn't be overturned anyways. You are clearly insulting him.
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slimjimfizzle
07/09/19 4:32:35 PM
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But my mom is my girlfriend
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Yao
07/09/19 4:34:51 PM
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I'd try both
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divot1338
07/09/19 4:51:43 PM
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Gfs body, moms head, my paper bag
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 5:57:50 PM
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surprised the majority is mom body gf head. Personally I figure gf body and mom head at least you can hit it ass up head down and not have to look at her head
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/09/19 6:06:44 PM
#18:


Does the head include that actual person's mind too?
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Turbam
07/09/19 6:09:35 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
If someone put a gun to my head and said to have sex with my son or else they'd kill my wife I'd probably just have sex with myself.

Absolutely based
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 6:13:08 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Does the head include that actual person's mind too?


nope. works because magic
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Lairen
07/09/19 7:15:24 PM
#21:


The mod knows and theyre aware of my alt army to bypass all mods so i get NWDs over nothing so they can warn me over nothing.

Its a very stupid question in a stupid topic and im sure handsome, genius TCs all like "Gee, my topic and question are stupid but at least im not and therefore not offended".

Gr8 b8 m8. Bent me over real good.
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YookaLaylee
07/09/19 7:16:48 PM
#22:


Can you put a bag over their head?
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SkynyrdRocker
07/09/19 7:19:49 PM
#23:


My mom's body and girlfriend's head. I don't know what my mom looks like naked so I might not realize it. There's no hiding it if it's my mom's head
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/19 7:51:49 PM
#24:


Lairen posted...
The mod knows and theyre aware of my alt army to bypass all mods so i get NWDs over nothing so they can warn me over nothing.

Its a very stupid question in a stupid topic and im sure handsome, genius TCs all like "Gee, my topic and question are stupid but at least im not and therefore not offended".

Gr8 b8 m8. Bent me over real good.


If you want to be friends I'm more than happy :)

YookaLaylee posted...
Can you put a bag over their head?


No bags. But you can close your eyes I suppose.
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Aloner
07/09/19 7:53:17 PM
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I'll just continue not having sex thanks.
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