Current Events > Would you rather be very strong but appear weak, or very weak but look buff?

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0AbsoluteZero0
07/08/19 5:53:56 PM
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Well? - Results (11 votes)
Strong but look weak
81.82% (9 votes)
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Weak but look strong
18.18% (2 votes)
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If you choose strength, you will be roughly five times stronger than the average man, but will appear to be very skinny and scrawny. If you choose the looks, you will have the outward appearance of a chiseled Chad, but will in fact be as weak as a 100 pound manlet. No amount of exercise or lack thereof can change your musculature after the choice has been made. What do you choose?
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/08/19 5:54:28 PM
#2:


look weak and be strong ez
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IHeartRadiation
07/08/19 5:54:55 PM
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So, I'd just get super strength?
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/08/19 7:08:52 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
So, I'd just get super strength?

Well being 5x stronger than the average man wouldnt exactly make you Superman, but your strength would be elite
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/08/19 7:16:13 PM
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Weak but strong, join the ufc
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Dyinglegacy
07/08/19 7:18:35 PM
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Look weak but as strong as five men. That's, like, stronger than any dude ever. Probably. You could run train on pretty much anyone in a competitive contact sport.
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Vicious_Dios
07/08/19 7:19:43 PM
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First option. . .
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EverDownward
07/08/19 7:20:32 PM
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Absolutely the former, because that's how you make money.
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OffTempo
07/08/19 7:22:37 PM
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Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak - Sun Tzu
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alimajor
07/08/19 7:27:24 PM
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Appear strong but be weak. Tbh though I havent been "weak" since like 10th grade so I don't know what it feels like anymore.

Having strength is relatively worthless. Looking swole will at least get you the b******
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hollow_shrine
07/08/19 7:28:43 PM
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I choose strength
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TheVipaGTS
07/08/19 7:29:43 PM
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weak but look buff. how often do you even need to use your strength at all? Ladies love a good look.
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EffectAndCause
07/08/19 7:30:01 PM
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Id rather look strong but be weak.

Strength doesnt get me pussy, looking strong does.
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mech dragon
07/08/19 7:31:56 PM
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Grew up on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I choose strong but look weak.
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Abiz_
07/08/19 7:35:51 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
weak but look buff. how often do you even need to use your strength at all? Ladies love a good look.

You would have the strength and endurance of a 10 year old. That won't work in bed.
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EffectAndCause
07/08/19 7:42:05 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
weak but look buff. how often do you even need to use your strength at all? Ladies love a good look.

You would have the strength and endurance of a 10 year old. That won't work in bed.


But by then youve already banged them so who cares?
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Dyinglegacy
07/08/19 7:42:13 PM
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With the strength of 5 men you could toss people like rag dolls. You'd def have a gimmick on WWE or something.
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stone
07/08/19 7:42:55 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Abiz_ posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
weak but look buff. how often do you even need to use your strength at all? Ladies love a good look.

You would have the strength and endurance of a 10 year old. That won't work in bed.


But by then youve already banged them so who cares?

Word will get around fast enough, you'll care when you stop getting pussy.
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EffectAndCause
07/08/19 7:49:25 PM
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stone posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
Abiz_ posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
weak but look buff. how often do you even need to use your strength at all? Ladies love a good look.

You would have the strength and endurance of a 10 year old. That won't work in bed.


But by then youve already banged them so who cares?

Word will get around fast enough, you'll care when you stop getting pussy.


Not on OkCupid/Tinder, those girls dont know each other.
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stone
07/08/19 7:54:37 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
All you guys sacrificing superpowers in the name of getting laid. Damn bros.

Probably a bunch of people who never did it and somehow don't know only looks don't get someone laid.
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Abiz_
07/08/19 7:56:19 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Not on OkCupid/Tinder, those girls dont know each other.

Yeah, but your denying your self good sex also. I mean your going to have this bad ass buff body. That will be big and heavy with the strength of not even a preteen. That will slow you down to nothing on it's own. Your going to be winded just going up a flight of stairs.
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KeeperOfShadows
07/08/19 7:56:51 PM
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Strong but look weak.

Looking weak means people will expect less from me.
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stone
07/08/19 7:57:18 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
Not on OkCupid/Tinder, those girls dont know each other.

Yeah, but your denying your self good sex also. I mean your going to have this bad ass buff body. That will be big and heavy with the strength of not even a preteen. That will slow you down to nothing on it's own. Your going to be winded just going up a flight of stairs.

This. He wouldn't have enough strenght to carry his own body, much less anything else.
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stone
07/08/19 8:01:20 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
stone posted...
Hairistotle posted...
All you guys sacrificing superpowers in the name of getting laid. Damn bros.

Probably a bunch of people who never did it and somehow don't know only looks don't get someone laid.

Looks definitely help but you're like captain America lite. Plus tons of women love scrawny helpless looking guys. Plus superhero groupies

Oh, looks do help. But what I'm saying is, looks alone won't cut it.
If you rely only on that to get laid, you won't ever be satistied cause you'll only pick up superficial chicks who usually aren't worth it in bed in the first place, and who won't call you again once they experienced the fact that you can't go for more than a minute before running out of strength.
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0xDEFECADE
07/08/19 8:41:10 PM
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I see no downsides to the first option.
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EffectAndCause
07/08/19 8:48:10 PM
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stone posted...
Abiz_ posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
Not on OkCupid/Tinder, those girls dont know each other.

Yeah, but your denying your self good sex also. I mean your going to have this bad ass buff body. That will be big and heavy with the strength of not even a preteen. That will slow you down to nothing on it's own. Your going to be winded just going up a flight of stairs.

This. He wouldn't have enough strenght to carry his own body, much less anything else.


Well you didnt say weak meant atrophy. That changes things.
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0xDEFECADE
07/08/19 8:48:52 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Well you didnt say weak meant atrophy. That changes things.

that just makes it more enticing
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IHeartRadiation
07/08/19 9:11:52 PM
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0xDEFECADE posted...
I see no downsides to the first option.

The downside is when you get naked and look like me. Enjoy looking at what is basically the inverted, male version of a butterface.
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Solid Snake07
07/08/19 9:12:52 PM
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Obviously the first
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GiftedACIII
07/08/19 9:14:34 PM
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Strong but look weak is way better for everyday life. Do the people who pick the second not do things like move furniture, mow lawns and fix their cars etc?
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DarthGravid
07/08/19 9:29:19 PM
#36:


OffTempo posted...
Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak - Sun Tzu


Not wrong, just not a direct Sun Tzu quote. A paraphrasing, born from the bolded portions below.

1:18 All warfare is based on deception.
1:19 Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.
1:20 Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
1:21 If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.
1:22 If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

-Sun Tzu - The Art of War
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/11/19 12:18:49 AM
#37:


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0xDEFECADE
07/11/19 5:56:12 AM
#38:


I would rather appear frail but be super strong
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apolloooo
07/11/19 6:04:53 AM
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...
look weak and be strong ez

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0xDEFECADE
07/11/19 6:06:19 AM
#40:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
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PMarth2002
07/11/19 6:12:30 AM
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Considering i'm pretty much the worst part of both of those options, I'll take the one that doesn't change my appearance and makes me like 10x stronger.
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gmanthebest
07/11/19 6:23:17 AM
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First option. I find the women who go for the second option like to mouth off to the wrong people and then say, "My boyfriend will kick your ass."
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/19 2:56:52 AM
#43:


gmanthebest posted...
First option. I find the women who go for the second option like to mouth off to the wrong people and then say, "My boyfriend will kick your ass."

A fair point, that expectation of strength could come back to bite you. Itd be similarly awkward if someone asked you to help with something physical like moving furniture and you couldnt actually do much at all.
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gguirao
07/13/19 3:02:28 AM
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The first option, obviously.
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DemonBuffet
07/13/19 3:04:30 AM
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Former option will make you very rich.
And who needs good looks when you have lots of money?
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Kami_no_Kami
07/13/19 3:28:00 AM
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Former is like an anime protagonist, so I guess that.
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mooreandrew58
07/13/19 3:34:30 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Former is like an anime protagonist, so I guess that.


Was gonna say id be the real life equivalent to a final fantasy character.
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