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So here I was booting up Smash Ultimate and getting read to clap some cheeks with my baby girl, Wii Fit Trainer <3. I'm in the online quickplay with my settings on 3-stock, battlefield only, 7 minute, no items bullshit. This player I'm matched up against is rocking Ness. Cheap ass character but whatever. The match starts and I'm annihilating this dude. Got him down a stock and he decides to SD the next two stocks. I win.

Here I'm thinking "Okay, sore loser. On to the next match...". Next match, same shit happens with a different player. I'm up one stock and the other player just gives up. Third match. Want to guess what happens? Same bullshit. I stop for one hour or so because I figured a bunch of shitters were playing. I come back and the same garbage happens again. Now, the very next match, I'm up against the most tryhard of Captain Falcon players. He's working me real good and showing me how the butter goes on the toast. I'm losing. I'm at one stock and a high percentage with baby girl while this guy still has three stocks. He's doing the teabag thing or whatever. Of course, baby girl wasn't going to go down that easily. We came back hard. Got him down to one stock after some 4D chess type plays. What does this fool do next? SD and lose the match on purpose.

I'm sick and tired of this nonsense. It's not even players SDing their stocks solely. I'm matched against a Ness/Lucas. Already know what they're going to do. Matched against a Mario and I already know what the deal is. Same with the rats. Same with the Links. Same with the Belmonts. Most players in this game have one playstyle and stick to it like it's their life essence. It's as if adapting to different playstyles is a foreign language to these people. Don't even get me started on the lag sometimes.

And then we get to the constant roster begging. It's so bad that you can barely discuss other Nintendo games without stinky Smash fans crying about when the next character reveal is. Go into a Nintendo Direct and it's "SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH". Complete nonsense. At this point, I hope Daenerys(Edelgard) is the next Smash character just to spite these fuckers.

I could go on and on but you smell what I'm cooking. Fuck the Smash fan base.

Wii Fit Trainer best girl

https://imgur.com/XWKoD4B
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Same thing happened to me. So here I was booting up Smash Ultimate and getting read to clap some cheeks with my baby girl, Wii Fit Trainer <3. I'm in the online quickplay with my settings on 3-stock, battlefield only, 7 minute, no items bullshit. This player I'm matched up against is rocking Ness. Cheap ass character but whatever. The match starts and I'm annihilating this dude. Got him down a stock and he decides to SD the next two stocks. I win.

Here I'm thinking "Okay, sore loser. On to the next match...". Next match, same shit happens with a different player. I'm up one stock and the other player just gives up. Third match. Want to guess what happens? Same bullshit. I stop for one hour or so because I figured a bunch of shitters were playing. I come back and the same garbage happens again. Now, the very next match, I'm up against the most tryhard of Captain Falcon players. He's working me real good and showing me how the butter goes on the toast. I'm losing. I'm at one stock and a high percentage with baby girl while this guy still has three stocks. He's doing the teabag thing or whatever. Of course, baby girl wasn't going to go down that easily. We came back hard. Got him down to one stock after some 4D chess type plays. What does this fool do next? SD and lose the match on purpose.

I'm sick and tired of this nonsense. It's not even players SDing their stocks solely. I'm matched against a Ness/Lucas. Already know what they're going to do. Matched against a Mario and I already know what the deal is. Same with the rats. Same with the Links. Same with the Belmonts. Most players in this game have one playstyle and stick to it like it's their life essence. It's as if adapting to different playstyles is a foreign language to these people. Don't even get me started on the lag sometimes.

And then we get to the constant roster begging. It's so bad that you can barely discuss other Nintendo games without stinky Smash fans crying about when the next character reveal is. Go into a Nintendo Direct and it's "SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH". Complete nonsense. At this point, I hope Daenerys(Edelgard) is the next Smash character just to spite these fuckers.

I could go on and on but you smell what I'm cooking. Fuck the Smash fan base.

Wii Fit Trainer best girl

https://imgur.com/XWKoD4B
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I know it's copypasta, but I'd actually be excited if Edelgard got announced. A Fire Emblem rep that uses a weapon besides a sword would be cool.
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