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KG536 07/05/19 9:40:54 AM #1: |
This girl is super cute and we sit next to each other in our lab class. I never spoken to her. Should I put my arms around her shoulder? What would CE do?
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Bloodychess 07/05/19 9:44:18 AM #2: |
KG536 posted...
girl is super cute KG536 posted... we sit next to each other KG536 posted... I never spoken to her Do it --- "Everyone attack." - The man in the back ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Nintendo Master 07/05/19 9:52:35 AM #3: |
Probably want to pull her a little closer and give her a quick kiss on the cheek, followed by a wink while you're at it too. Words can only convey so much, actions are what really speak volumes.
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Error1355 07/05/19 9:54:10 AM #4: |
Why stop there, break into her house while she's away and cover her bed in roses and prepare a candle lit dinner for her return home.
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Jiek_Fafn 07/05/19 9:54:46 AM #5: |
You're going about it all wrong. Right now she hardly knows you exist. You gotta catch her attention.
Since you mentioned shoulders that's a good place to start. Start wearing cut offs. By the sounds of your post though you probably have tiny tennis ball sized shoulders so you'll need to enlist some help. Create an optical illusion. Find your closest bro who should also be in a cut off. Wear some that match for best results. Anyway, wrap your tiny arms around him so that your shoulders are right on his. She won't be able to tell where you start and your bro ends. At this point she has definitely noticed you. You're finally on her radar. It's a good idea for you and your bro to go over there draped over each other and ask her out now. Unfortunately you'll always have to bring the other guy with you on dates. At first that might seem terrible but theres an upside to that too. When you finally get to bang her you can use the same principle but with your dicks instead of shoulders. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maze_ 07/05/19 10:02:57 AM #6: |
Yes
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Thanatophobic 07/05/19 10:03:16 AM #7: |
Ask Vic Mignogna.
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TheVipaGTS 07/05/19 10:04:01 AM #8: |
well the way you describe it there...yes.
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MARKINGRAM22 07/05/19 10:04:16 AM #9: |
Unless you are friends and that is cool in that relationship. I have a friend that is a girl and that wouldn't really be an issue.
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HBOSS 07/05/19 10:13:18 AM #10: |
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andel 07/05/19 10:14:40 AM #11: |
if you dont even know her and havent spoken to her that would be weird af
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Freeney 07/05/19 10:42:19 AM #12: |
Its only sexual assault if she doesnt find you attractive.
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Mc Poottie 07/05/19 10:47:13 AM #13: |
Assault is the act of inflicting physical harm or unwanted physical contact upon a person or, in some specific legal definitions, a threat or attempt to commit such an action.
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hollow_shrine 07/05/19 10:47:57 AM #14: |
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GOATSLAYER 07/05/19 10:49:39 AM #15: |
Only if youre ugly
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