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DevsBro 07/04/19 12:17:37 PM #1:	If anything, Mario is a Donkey Kong character --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924237432] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>If anything, Mario is a Donkey Kong character</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/04/19 12:19:20 PM #2:	Monkeys aren't donkeys --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:924237496] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Monkeys aren't donkeys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 07/04/19 12:24:08 PM #4:	Is Agent Gibbs a JAG character? >_> --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924237668] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Is Agent Gibbs a JAG character? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 12:25:54 PM #5:	Godnorgosh posted... That was the original intention, but Mario proceeded to sell gangbusters and used his enormous capital to colonize DK Island and shift the focal point of business and trade to the Mushroom Kingdom. Which is fine cuz that's how business works But they should at least put FEATURING DONKEY KONG FROM THE DONKEY KONG SERIES on the back of the Mario Kart box instead of "play as all your favorite Mario characters, especially the punk losers Mario beat in various other Mario games" --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924237742] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>That was the original intention, but Mario proceeded to sell gangbusters and used his enormous capital to colonize DK Island and shift the focal point of business and trade to the Mushroom Kingdom.</quote> Which is fine cuz that's how business works But they should at least put FEATURING DONKEY KONG FROM THE DONKEY KONG SERIES on the back of the Mario Kart box instead of "play as all your favorite Mario characters, especially the punk losers Mario beat in various other Mario games"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 12:26:42 PM #6:	AlisLandale posted... Is Agent Gibbs a JAG character? >_> I watched an episode of JAG once but it was like 20 years ago. If Agent Gibbs debuted in a JAG episode, then yes. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924237771] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Is Agent Gibbs a JAG character? >_></quote> I watched an episode of JAG once but it was like 20 years ago. If Agent Gibbs debuted in a JAG episode, then yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 07/04/19 12:27:20 PM #7:	yea Mario is the lame spinoff. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:924237786] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>yea Mario is the lame spinoff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecSkorpio 07/04/19 12:28:46 PM #8:	Link isn't a Mario character either Neither is Splatoon They should probably just rename Mario Kart into Smash Kart But then they'd have to throw in a bunch of nartuo characters and shit. --- https://i.imgtc.com/obYpb0u.jpg <cite>AlecSkorpio posted [p:924237834] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Link isn't a Mario character either Neither is Splatoon They should probably just rename Mario Kart into Smash Kart But then they'd have to throw in a bunch of nartuo characters and shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 12:30:26 PM #9:	AlecSkorpio posted... Link isn't a Mario character either Neither is Splatoon They should probably just rename Mario Kart into Smash Kart But then they'd have to throw in a bunch of nartuo characters and shit. That's actually a decent point but these are presented as guest characters, unlike DK, who has been an out-of-the-box character (or DK Jr) ever since the very first game. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924237907] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlecSkorpio posted...</cite> <quote>Link isn't a Mario character either Neither is Splatoon They should probably just rename Mario Kart into Smash Kart But then they'd have to throw in a bunch of nartuo characters and shit.</quote> That's actually a decent point but these are presented as guest characters, unlike DK, who has been an out-of-the-box character (or DK Jr) ever since the very first game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 07/04/19 12:30:42 PM #10:	I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com <cite>LostForest posted [p:924237915] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 12:31:56 PM #11:	LostForest posted... I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series. Super Mario Kart came out in 1992. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924237964] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>LostForest posted...</cite> <quote>I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series.</quote> Super Mario Kart came out in 1992.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rusty_Shacklefo 07/04/19 12:34:20 PM #12:	This is definitely the kind of shit that you should be thinking about. <cite>Rusty_Shacklefo posted [p:924238074] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>This is definitely the kind of shit that you should be thinking about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 07/04/19 12:43:19 PM #14:	What a weird gimmick. Bait too as you know its false. Whats the point of arguing? --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:924238389] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>What a weird gimmick. Bait too as you know its false. Whats the point of arguing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 12:56:58 PM #15:	VandorLee posted... What a weird gimmick. Bait too as you know its false. Whats the point of arguing? Is it a worse gimmick than making topics about unpopular games I liked? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924238941] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>What a weird gimmick. Bait too as you know its false. Whats the point of arguing?</quote> Is it a worse gimmick than making topics about unpopular games I liked?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BaiusGaltar 07/04/19 12:59:35 PM #16:	You made this topic a week or two ago... --- Previously, on Gattelstar Balactica... <cite>BaiusGaltar posted [p:924239032] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/04/19 1:02:02 PM #17:	LostForest posted... I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series. Donkey Kong has always been part of the extended Mario universe, and Donkey Kong himself had been appearing in Mario spinoffs even before Rare was bought by Microsoft (Mario Kart 64, Mario Party, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis). And Nintendo continued producing modern Donkey Kong games to moderate success, but Retro Studios now makes them and their games are considered to be amazing. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:924239139] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>LostForest posted...</cite> <quote>I think what happened is that the modern Donkey Kong series became very separated from the original incarnation. After Rare split in 2001, modern DK as a whole kinda became homeless and it just got sorta absorbed by the Mario series.</quote> Donkey Kong has always been part of the extended Mario universe, and Donkey Kong himself had been appearing in Mario spinoffs even before Rare was bought by Microsoft (Mario Kart 64, Mario Party, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis). And Nintendo continued producing modern Donkey Kong games to moderate success, but Retro Studios now makes them and their games are considered to be amazing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 1:05:08 PM #18:	BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924239242] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BaiusGaltar 07/04/19 1:09:37 PM #19:	DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character? --- Previously, on Gattelstar Balactica... <cite>BaiusGaltar posted [p:924239431] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 1:16:11 PM #20:	BaiusGaltar posted... DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character? I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924239703] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character?</quote> I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BaiusGaltar 07/04/19 1:18:01 PM #21:	DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character? I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons? Nope. Simpsons was a small sketch on The Tracy Allman Show. The whole family must be Tracy Allman Show Characters. --- Previously, on Gattelstar Balactica... <cite>BaiusGaltar posted [p:924239773] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character?</quote> I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons?</quote> Nope. Simpsons was a small sketch on The Tracy Allman Show. The whole family must be Tracy Allman Show Characters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 3:23:13 PM #22:	BaiusGaltar posted... DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character? I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons? Nope. Simpsons was a small sketch on The Tracy Allman Show. The whole family must be Tracy Allman Show Characters. Makes sense to me. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924244586] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Is Bart Simpson a Simpsons character?</quote> I assume so. Did he debut on the Simpsons?</quote> Nope. Simpsons was a small sketch on The Tracy Allman Show. The whole family must be Tracy Allman Show Characters.</quote> Makes sense to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rusty_Shacklefo 07/04/19 3:24:49 PM #23:	I'd fucking kill to get Funky Kong in Mario Kart tbqh <cite>Rusty_Shacklefo posted [p:924244648] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>I'd fucking kill to get Funky Kong in Mario Kart tbqh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/04/19 3:25:24 PM #24:	Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:924244670] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 3:29:23 PM #25:	FortuneCookie posted... Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star? Who DK was the was the star? Is Metal Gear TX-55 the star of the Metal Gear series? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924244800] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star?</quote> Who DK was the was the star? Is Metal Gear TX-55 the star of the Metal Gear series?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Youngster_Joey_ 07/04/19 3:29:50 PM #26:	FortuneCookie posted... Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star? Solid point. Metal Gear isn't the star of Metal Gear Solid. Zelda isn't the star of The Legend of Zelda Metroid isn't the star of Metroid Donkey Kong wasn't even the star of Donkey Kong Country 2 Diddy Kongs Quest or Donkey Kong Country 3 Dixie's Kong Double Trouble. <cite>Youngster_Joey_ posted [p:924244819] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star?</quote> Solid point. Metal Gear isn't the star of Metal Gear Solid. Zelda isn't the star of The Legend of Zelda Metroid isn't the star of Metroid Donkey Kong wasn't even the star of Donkey Kong Country 2 Diddy Kongs Quest or Donkey Kong Country 3 Dixie's Kong Double Trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 07/04/19 3:30:29 PM #27:	FortuneCookie posted... Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star? Yeah original donkey kong was a Mario game. Game was just named after the "bad guy" --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:924244842] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. How can he be the star?</quote> Yeah original donkey kong was a Mario game. Game was just named after the "bad guy"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/04/19 3:58:14 PM #28:	DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Youre like if Larry David were a nerdy millennial --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924245818] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Youre like if Larry David were a nerdy millennial</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 07/04/19 4:03:01 PM #29:	DK is a Mario character tho --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:924245971] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>DK is a Mario character tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/04/19 4:03:50 PM #30:	AlisLandale posted... DevsBro posted... BaiusGaltar posted... You made this topic a week or two ago... Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character. Youre like if Larry David were a nerdy millennial I think that's a compliment? Larry David is great. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:924245990] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BaiusGaltar posted...</cite> <quote>You made this topic a week or two ago...</quote> Nah it's been more than a week but I make it whenever I catch CE calling DK a Mario character.</quote> Youre like if Larry David were a nerdy millennial</quote> I think that's a compliment? Larry David is great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 07/04/19 4:07:20 PM #31:	Technically the Donkey Kong character featured in kart and smash is DK JR right? So wouldnt that make him a Mario character? --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx There he go that Jon Snow <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:924246106] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Technically the Donkey Kong character featured in kart and smash is DK JR right? So wouldnt that make him a Mario character?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/04/19 4:08:01 PM #32:	Wasnt meant to be an insult at least. You both have this weird, irrational compulsion to turn societys most mundane idiosyncrasies that nobody cares about into a thing. The only difference is the subject of your fixation. >_> --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924246130] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Wasnt meant to be an insult at least. You both have this weird, irrational compulsion to turn societys most mundane idiosyncrasies that nobody cares about into a thing. The only difference is the subject of your fixation. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Youngster_Joey_ 07/04/19 4:20:45 PM #33:	Jiggy101011 posted... Technically the Donkey Kong character featured in kart and smash is DK JR right? So wouldnt that make him a Mario character? Modern Donkey Kong in everything is Donkey Kong the Third. (starting with DKC basically) Cranky Kong is supposed to be the original Donkey Kong, who is his grandfather. (I believe this was a retcon though) <cite>Youngster_Joey_ posted [p:924246587] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jiggy101011 posted...</cite> <quote>Technically the Donkey Kong character featured in kart and smash is DK JR right? So wouldnt that make him a Mario character?</quote> Modern Donkey Kong in everything is Donkey Kong the Third. (starting with DKC basically) Cranky Kong is supposed to be the original Donkey Kong, who is his grandfather. (I believe this was a retcon though)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/04/19 4:29:32 PM #34:	Daily reminder that Mario's series is a spinoff. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:924246904] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote>Daily reminder that Mario's series is a spinoff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Youngster_Joey_ 07/04/19 4:30:35 PM #35:	Turbam posted... Daily reminder that Mario's series is a spinoff. So was Family Matters, but nobody remembers that Harriet was the elevator operator on Perfect Strangers, hell, they don't even remember Harriet. They remember Erkle. <cite>Youngster_Joey_ posted [p:924246951] in Donkey Kon... [t:77840071]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>Daily reminder that Mario's series is a spinoff.</quote> So was Family Matters, but nobody remembers that Harriet was the elevator operator on Perfect Strangers, hell, they don't even remember Harriet. They remember Erkle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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