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Philoktetes
07/02/19 6:02:31 PM
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She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the fuck out of there.
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Ving_Rhames
07/02/19 6:03:25 PM
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......Oh man.
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SoundNetwork
07/02/19 6:04:13 PM
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You would've had a chance if you didn't order the meatball sub. You fucked up
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EverDownward
07/02/19 6:04:20 PM
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Thought this was a Duncan topic for a sec
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masatofujimoto
07/02/19 6:04:49 PM
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Give her that foot long
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HypnoCoosh
07/02/19 6:05:03 PM
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Did you ask her if she prefers the foot-long or the 6 inch?
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CoolBeansAvi
07/02/19 6:05:55 PM
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This wouldn't have happened if you asked your dad for permission first.
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 6:06:11 PM
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Creep tier 9/10 hitting on a girl who has no option to leave the situation.
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Philoktetes
07/02/19 6:07:16 PM
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what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too
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El Mexicano Texano
07/02/19 6:07:24 PM
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You don't say cheesey shit like that to Latinas....it doesn't work....
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SK8T3R215
07/02/19 6:08:21 PM
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no ranch or anything but still dat cheese, dat bacon, and dat salt + pepper
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 6:10:26 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too

Let her work and don't hit on her like the other creepers do all day while she's trying to do her job, and don't make things even more awkward for her.

Go into social situations where it's more common to talk to and hit on women?
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modena
07/02/19 6:12:20 PM
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I just shook in public from pure cringe...thanks for that.
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mach25687
07/02/19 6:12:48 PM
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That some Creepy stuff right there.
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Will_Vill
07/02/19 6:14:22 PM
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This didn't happen. Philo can't afford subway because Philo doesn't work.
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SoundNetwork
07/02/19 6:16:22 PM
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Here's what I do: I tell her her smile is really beautiful. If she doesn't smile, then I tell her she should smile more because she would like way more beautiful. Usually they blush and walk away because they're not used to being showered with such compliments but you can chat again next day when you come back.
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A_A_Battery
07/02/19 6:16:40 PM
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Its not creepy but the choice of lines used is so random. First sentence is rather normal, I guess, but also has potential to make her feel bad. Second sentence... the fudge you talkin about.
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Shablagoo
07/02/19 6:17:16 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the fuck out of there.


when did da authorities arrive?
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MrNintendo1213
07/02/19 6:18:39 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Philoktetes posted...
what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too

Let her work and don't hit on her like the other creepers do all day while she's trying to do her job, and don't make things even more awkward for her.

Go into social situations where it's more common to talk to and hit on women?


So be alone forever? Got it.
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Philoktetes
07/02/19 6:19:10 PM
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Will_Vill posted...
This didn't happen. Philo can't afford subway because Philo doesn't work.


I don't know why the cyberbullies keep bringing up this myth that I don't work

I have a part time minimum wage job that provides me with just enough money to buy vodka and fast food

please stop bringing up lies to slander me
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Ving_Rhames
07/02/19 6:19:47 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
If she doesn't smile, then I tell her she should smile more


yeah dont do this

El Mexicano Texano posted...
You don't say cheesey shit like that to Latinas....it doesn't work....


also facts
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HypnoCoosh
07/02/19 6:21:11 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
buy vodka and fast food


*Salutes*
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 6:21:20 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Philoktetes posted...
what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too

Let her work and don't hit on her like the other creepers do all day while she's trying to do her job, and don't make things even more awkward for her.

Go into social situations where it's more common to talk to and hit on women?


So be alone forever? Got it.

Okay, good luck hitting on cashiers that are paid to be friendly to customers, then you can tell all of your buddies "Oh, she SMILED at me! I'm going back tomorrow!"

But nah, going to social events, especially for singles, that would never work.
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DoubleDare
07/02/19 6:21:27 PM
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Can't ever go to that subway again.
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Ving_Rhames
07/02/19 6:22:26 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
But nah, going to social events, especially for singles, that would never work.


To be fair, the kind of person who says things like "Be alone forever" is very likely to also be the type of person who never goes out for recreational activities/social events... to be fair.
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HypnoCoosh
07/02/19 6:22:45 PM
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DoubleDare posted...
Can't ever go to that subway again.


Why?

Subway's turnover can't be THAT low.
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defauIt
07/02/19 6:24:28 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too


That is truly an important question in these trying times

At least now you know, you feel better for asking/posting copy pasta?
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MabusIncarnate
07/02/19 6:27:50 PM
#28:


Ving_Rhames posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
But nah, going to social events, especially for singles, that would never work.


To be fair, the kind of person who says things like "Be alone forever" is very likely to also be the type of person who never goes out for recreational activities/social events... to be fair.

I agree with you entirely. Nothing gets accomplished without effort. Nothing productive results from being creepy either.
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DoubleDare
07/02/19 6:39:04 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
DoubleDare posted...
Can't ever go to that subway again.


Why?

Subway's turnover can't be THAT low.


True so probably 2 months.
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/02/19 7:07:05 PM
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Veggies on a meatball sub seems weird.
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TheVipaGTS
07/02/19 7:08:23 PM
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The fuck kind of stupid pick up line is that? Just ask her out like a normal person lol. I cant have you working here one more second lmao.
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au_gold
07/02/19 7:09:42 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
"You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute."

What response were you hoping to get from this?
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AwesomeToTheMAX
07/02/19 7:10:59 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Philoktetes posted...
what else are you supposed to do if you think a girl at a restaurant is attractive?

if you wait for her in the parking lot she'd think that's creepy too

Let her work and don't hit on her like the other creepers do all day while she's trying to do her job, and don't make things even more awkward for her.

Go into social situations where it's more common to talk to and hit on women?


So be alone forever? Got it.


Did you ignore the bottom paragraph? Lol

You can meet girls in more ways than just the cash register at a McDonald's. Trust me
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Abiz_
07/02/19 7:13:04 PM
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au_gold posted...
Philoktetes posted...
"You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute."

What response were you hoping to get from this?

Pretty damn creepy and forceful. She was probably wondering wtf right did this guy have to criticize her and act like he was going to buy her.
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Chicken
07/02/19 7:13:11 PM
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This is a copypasta
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Malfunction
07/04/19 3:36:18 PM
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Hmm I guess
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Lost_All_Senses
07/04/19 3:39:04 PM
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Yeah, those lines are awful. This isn't the fuckin 70s or whenever those terrible lines were a thing
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Shablagoo
07/04/19 6:16:19 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
I remember when jokes where jokes & not given the 3rd degree

i dont remember dat
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07/04/19 6:18:12 PM
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ThanksUglyGod
07/04/19 6:20:09 PM
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This probably did happen
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Master_Mel
07/04/19 11:06:39 PM
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At least he didn't say anything about eating fresh.
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cuttin_in_farm
07/04/19 11:11:07 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Did you ignore the bottom paragraph? Lol

You can meet girls in more ways than just the cash register at a McDonald's. Trust me


Legit question. What are these social events you speak of? Besides bars/clubs.

To my understanding, the only three places are school, work, and church. Anything else would prove extremely difficult to meet anyone since people typically go to places in groups not looking to be hit on.

I mean, hitting on cashiers CAN work. You just have to work a bit more than the first encounter exhausting your attempt.
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TreyFlowers
07/04/19 11:33:59 PM
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wtf
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Shablagoo
07/05/19 2:16:37 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Did you ignore the bottom paragraph? Lol

You can meet girls in more ways than just the cash register at a McDonald's. Trust me


Legit question. What are these social events you speak of? Besides bars/clubs.

To my understanding, the only three places are school, work, and church. Anything else would prove extremely difficult to meet anyone since people typically go to places in groups not looking to be hit on.

I mean, hitting on cashiers CAN work. You just have to work a bit more than the first encounter exhausting your attempt.

Agreed, some of the people on CE are literally insane about this. Like now society =/= a social place in their humble opinions. Or at least they purport to hold that opinion.

I met my current freaking gf on the bus stop, lol.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/05/19 2:19:47 AM
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Amazing how many regulars here still respond to TC seriously.
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Verdekal
07/05/19 2:21:09 AM
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Never hit on somebody when they're on the job, especially if that job involves dealing with people all day. She sees you for 10 seconds while dealing with dozens, or hundreds of people every day. You were another customer to her that they'll talk about during break. She probably deals with things like this all the time.
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Shablagoo
07/05/19 2:21:15 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Amazing how many regulars here still respond to TC seriously.

its fun joining ppl in their fantaCEs imo
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Shablagoo
07/05/19 2:21:59 AM
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Verdekal posted...
Never hit on somebody when they're on the job, especially if that job involves dealing with people all day. She sees you for 10 seconds while dealing with dozens, or hundreds of people every day. You were another customer to her that they'll talk about during break. She probably deals with things like this all the time.

das jus not always true imo, especially when someone is giving off vibes to you for whatever reason.
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