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Key 06/29/19 4:59:02 PM #1:	Picked her up. Went out for lunch and walked around the shopping center. Went back to her place and makeout, hands, some sex till shes good. Then a blowjob. Finished watching the episode of TV and then I went home. This has got to be the most empty experience I've ever had. Like the whole first part was basically a ritual to lead to the end goal of sex --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924021556] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Picked her up. Went out for lunch and walked around the shopping center. Went back to her place and makeout, hands, some sex till shes good. Then a blowjob. Finished watching the episode of TV and then I went home. This has got to be the most empty experience I've ever had. Like the whole first part was basically a ritual to lead to the end goal of sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King_Hellebuyck 06/29/19 5:02:18 PM #3:	Have better sex --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:924021690] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Have better sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 06/29/19 5:02:32 PM #4:	I know how you feel. I was contemplating suicide after my last hookup. It felt so much like a chore and there was absolutely no feeling. I wasn't even attracted either. The worst sexual experience of my adult life. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:924021695] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>I know how you feel. I was contemplating suicide after my last hookup. It felt so much like a chore and there was absolutely no feeling. I wasn't even attracted either. The worst sexual experience of my adult life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 5:06:10 PM #5:	King_Hellebuyck posted... Have better sex The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924021837] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>King_Hellebuyck posted...</cite> <quote>Have better sex</quote> The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 06/29/19 5:09:20 PM #6:	Was she a BBW? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:924021950] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Was she a BBW?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 06/29/19 5:16:16 PM #7:	You should cry. More. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:924022207] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>You should cry. More.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 10:30:51 PM #8:	Orlando_Jordan posted... Was she a BBW? Nah she was average. Not super skinny but she definitely wasnt fat --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924033523] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Orlando_Jordan posted...</cite> <quote>Was she a BBW?</quote> Nah she was average. Not super skinny but she definitely wasnt fat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 06/29/19 10:31:49 PM #9:	Does she know that you're shitposting about her on the internet? --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924033561] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Does she know that you're shitposting about her on the internet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Key 06/29/19 10:34:16 PM #11:	Hairistotle posted... You didn't know how you'd feel about it going in? Yeah but I felt like having sex at the time --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924033656] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>You didn't know how you'd feel about it going in?</quote> Yeah but I felt like having sex at the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 10:35:00 PM #12:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Does she know that you're shitposting about her on the internet? I'd imagine not thatd be kinda awkward. Crono99 posted... Maybe you're depressed. Kind of makes everything feel empty like that. Or maybe you need someone you care about instead of just a random hookup. Legitimate relationships are hard though --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924033677] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>Does she know that you're shitposting about her on the internet?</quote> I'd imagine not thatd be kinda awkward. <cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe you're depressed. Kind of makes everything feel empty like that. Or maybe you need someone you care about instead of just a random hookup.</quote> Legitimate relationships are hard though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 06/29/19 10:39:35 PM #13:	This topic is surreal to me. I can't even fathom reaching a point in my social skills where a date and hookup would feel "routine". <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:924033861] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>This topic is surreal to me. I can't even fathom reaching a point in my social skills where a date and hookup would feel "routine".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 06/29/19 10:47:32 PM #14:	Sounds depressing --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:924034148] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Sounds depressing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 11:08:15 PM #15:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... This topic is surreal to me. I can't even fathom reaching a point in my social skills where a date and hookup would feel "routine". Idk I've never been a relationship person. Like the longest relationship I've had is two months. Eventually I got to the point where I just wondered if I didnt like girls and started seeing guys. But that doesnt really seem to be the answer. I rarely find guys I'm actually in to and pretty much treat it the same so I went back to girls. Also I've always been hood at talking to people and getting along with them. So I'm really just a average looking dude but personality carries me. inloveanddeath0 posted... Sounds depressing It kinda is --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924034994] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is surreal to me. I can't even fathom reaching a point in my social skills where a date and hookup would feel "routine".</quote> Idk I've never been a relationship person. Like the longest relationship I've had is two months. Eventually I got to the point where I just wondered if I didnt like girls and started seeing guys. But that doesnt really seem to be the answer. I rarely find guys I'm actually in to and pretty much treat it the same so I went back to girls. Also I've always been hood at talking to people and getting along with them. So I'm really just a average looking dude but personality carries me. <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds depressing</quote> It kinda is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 06/29/19 11:29:38 PM #17:	How was her ass? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924035839] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>How was her ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 11:33:01 PM #18:	Hairistotle posted... Key posted... Hairistotle posted... You didn't know how you'd feel about it going in? Yeah but I felt like having sex at the time I don't get the problem then After the sex it was just meh. Like in the moment it felt good but after it just has this hollow feeling idk. We finished the episode of the show playing in the background then I left. Went to go hang with some friends and that was it. au_gold posted... How was her ass? Alright not the best tbh but good enough --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924035968] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>You didn't know how you'd feel about it going in?</quote> Yeah but I felt like having sex at the time</quote> I don't get the problem then</quote> After the sex it was just meh. Like in the moment it felt good but after it just has this hollow feeling idk. We finished the episode of the show playing in the background then I left. Went to go hang with some friends and that was it. <cite>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>How was her ass?</quote> Alright not the best tbh but good enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeroIin 06/29/19 11:34:31 PM #19:	An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice --- 1 up <cite>DeroIin posted [p:924036036] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 11:36:25 PM #20:	DeroIin posted... An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice @DeroIin what did you change your name from? I'm following you but dont recognize your name at all. And idk it's not that great tbh. A routine hookup like this isnt much different. Instead of paying we pretend like it's a date by getting food and talking. But we both know what's really going on --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924036092] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeroIin posted...</cite> <quote>An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice</quote> @DeroIin what did you change your name from? I'm following you but dont recognize your name at all. And idk it's not that great tbh. A routine hookup like this isnt much different. Instead of paying we pretend like it's a date by getting food and talking. But we both know what's really going on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 06/29/19 11:36:33 PM #21:	Key posted... King_Hellebuyck posted... Have better sex The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long So you went from 20 seconds to a minute. --- Currently playing: Super Metroid (snes), Murdered: Soul Suspect (xbox1) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:924036102] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>King_Hellebuyck posted...</cite> <quote>Have better sex</quote> The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long</quote> So you went from 20 seconds to a minute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/29/19 11:38:04 PM #22:	SauI_Goodman posted... Key posted... King_Hellebuyck posted... Have better sex The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long So you went from 20 seconds to a minute. Oof sick burn. But I wish a long blowjob is kinda awkward like eventually she was obviously tired but committed to finishing lol --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924036158] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>King_Hellebuyck posted...</cite> <quote>Have better sex</quote> The sex itself was fine but it was basically just sex for the sake of sex. Also I'm never jerking off the morning before again. Lasted way too long</quote> So you went from 20 seconds to a minute.</quote> Oof sick burn. But I wish a long blowjob is kinda awkward like eventually she was obviously tired but committed to finishing lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeroIin 06/30/19 12:19:04 AM #23:	Key posted... DeroIin posted... An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice @DeroIin what did you change your name from? I'm following you but dont recognize your name at all. And idk it's not that great tbh. A routine hookup like this isnt much different. Instead of paying we pretend like it's a date by getting food and talking. But we both know what's really going on I've never changed my name lol. My old account was Derolix but that got banned like 10 years ago lol, way before your current account anyways. Must've inadvertently followed me, which is great --- 1 up <cite>DeroIin posted [p:924037631] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DeroIin posted...</cite> <quote>An "average" hookup would probably be the highlight of my entire life. Sex with a non-prostitute must be nice</quote> @DeroIin what did you change your name from? I'm following you but dont recognize your name at all. And idk it's not that great tbh. A routine hookup like this isnt much different. Instead of paying we pretend like it's a date by getting food and talking. But we both know what's really going on</quote> I've never changed my name lol. My old account was Derolix but that got banned like 10 years ago lol, way before your current account anyways. Must've inadvertently followed me, which is great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/30/19 12:22:43 AM #24:	Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924037771] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeroIin 06/30/19 9:23:27 PM #25:	Key posted... Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol Thanks you too. I need more CE friends anyways so this is a start --- 1 up <cite>DeroIin posted [p:924074576] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote>Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol</quote> Thanks you too. I need more CE friends anyways so this is a start</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/30/19 9:36:40 PM #26:	Sounds like you are yearning for an actual relationship but dont want to admit it to yourself --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:924075139] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like you are yearning for an actual relationship but dont want to admit it to yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_A_Battery 06/30/19 9:42:48 PM #27:	There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special. <cite>A_A_Battery posted [p:924075397] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote>There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/30/19 9:45:26 PM #28:	DeroIin posted... Key posted... Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol Thanks you too. I need more CE friends anyways so this is a start Well I'm glad too make a good impression. Cheers to CE friends --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924075494] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeroIin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote>Huh guess that must be it. Well I'll leave it you've made a good first impression lol</quote> Thanks you too. I need more CE friends anyways so this is a start</quote> Well I'm glad too make a good impression. Cheers to CE friends</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/30/19 9:45:59 PM #29:	A_A_Battery posted... There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special. I actually agree with all of this --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:924075501] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_A_Battery posted...</cite> <quote>There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special.</quote> I actually agree with all of this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 06/30/19 9:46:57 PM #30:	Zodd3224 posted... A_A_Battery posted... There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special. I actually agree with all of this I only agree with the first half --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:924075534] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_A_Battery posted...</cite> <quote>There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special.</quote> I actually agree with all of this</quote> I only agree with the first half</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 06/30/19 10:00:06 PM #31:	A_A_Battery posted... There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special. I cant imagine having kids tbh. Like I figure I'll have them eventually because that's just the standard life style but I really cant see myself settling down and getting married the family life doesnt appeal to me right now honestly I think I'm scared of commitment --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:924076048] in Just had t... [t:77828385]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_A_Battery posted...</cite> <quote>There is no life without marriage to a deserving girl. You learn commitment and responsibility. Even if she annoys you at times, you know shes good people and stick with it. Loyalty. Then kids, bundles of joy that drive you insane, but you genuinely pity those who cant appreciate them because theyre missing out on summat special.</quote> I cant imagine having kids tbh. Like I figure I'll have them eventually because that's just the standard life style but I really cant see myself settling down and getting married the family life doesnt appeal to me right now honestly I think I'm scared of commitment</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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