Poll of the Day > Who would you rather date? Red Flags (The Game of Terrible Dates) Day 3

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SpeedDemon20
06/19/19 12:43:10 AM
#1:


Who would you rather date? - Results (1 vote)
YouTube celebrity who is the most physically attractive person you've ever seen and greets people by sniffing their butt
0% (0 votes)
0
An Olympic gymnast who volunteers with elderly people, but is LITERALLY always watching porn.
100% (1 vote)
1
Another landslide victory.

Results
Day 1: 28/33 (84.5%) picked someone who is in touch with their feelings, gives you the best sex ever, but has plexiglass for cheeks so you can see the inside of their mouth over a courteous professional wrestler who isn't potty trained.
Day 2: 30/39 (76.92) picked someone who shares the same favorite books, can fly, and calls their pets their children over the funniest person in the world who is also a rocket scientist and LITERALLY won't stop talking about their mother.

Maybe this one will be more divisive, but these LITERALLY cards seem to be the worst because it's the only time people take the word LITERALLY LITERALLY (but it's probably really meant to be taken that way in these situations).

Also, butt sniffer up there really pushing the character limits in these poll options.
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LinkPizza
06/19/19 1:52:45 AM
#2:


This one is actually kind of hard... Maybe the porn one. I watch a lot. Though, the most physically attractive is tempting...
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KeijiMaedaTiger
06/19/19 2:19:39 AM
#3:


Yeah but Olympic gymnasts tend to skew on the hot side anyways.
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Red_Frog
06/19/19 2:47:29 AM
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What do I care if she volunteers with the elderly?

You need worse negatives, like has boogers for hands.
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trodi_911
06/19/19 2:50:53 AM
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Porn addicted gymnast. I bet she knows some kinky things.
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wwinterj25
06/19/19 2:25:51 PM
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"YouTube celebrity who is the most physically attractive person you've ever seen and greets people by sniffing their butt"

Seems the best option. It's not like they need to constantly greet people. The porn one could be problematic as they will probably be watching porn while you're doing the deed all the time.
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SpeedDemon20
06/19/19 4:17:57 PM
#7:


Wow, the tides really changed since I last checked!
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LinkPizza
06/19/19 5:15:03 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
The porn one could be problematic as they will probably be watching porn while you're doing the deed all the time.

That can actually be pretty fun. I do that with my BF sometimes...
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wwinterj25
06/19/19 9:19:21 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
That can actually be pretty fun. I do that with my BF sometimes...


Indeed. However I'd imagine them doing it all the time would get irksome after a while.
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LinkPizza
06/19/19 9:22:09 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
That can actually be pretty fun. I do that with my BF sometimes...


Indeed. However I'd imagine them doing it all the time would get irksome after a while.

I guess it could. But maybe you couldnt meet them in the middle and have them mute it...
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wwinterj25
06/19/19 9:23:31 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I guess it could. But maybe you couldnt meet them in the middle and have them mute it..


The sound wouldn't be a issue per say however their attention not on me and/or fully with whatever we are doing at the time would be a turn off for me personally if it was everytime we did anything. I find it irksome when folk have their attention on their phones all the time rather than me when I'm hanging out with them too.
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Bugmeat
06/19/19 9:27:47 PM
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The literally always watching porn would be too much. Can't go to the movies. Can't go to dinner. Gping out in public in general would be difficult because walking around watching porn in public isn't exactly acceptable.Can't even really have a good conversation. I would never have her full attention. That would get old quick.

Butt sniffer would be weird but workable.
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