o is ARRESTED for Stealing POOL FLOATS and RAPING them rather than WOMEN!!!

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Full Throttle 06/18/19 1:34:48 AM #1:	Does this crook look 35 to you? - Results (2 votes) Yes, he looks his age 100% (2 votes) 2 No, he actually looks younger 0% (0 votes) 0 Hell No he looks old as f* 0% (0 votes) 0 35 y/o Looking Senile, Christopher William Monnin from Palm Bay, Florida stole up to 75 pool floats to SEXUALLY GRATIFY himself with over 7 months rather than to RAPE WOMEN according to police!! She has been charged for burglary, theft and criminal mischief after police were alerted following a spate of bizarre robberies where pool enclosure screens were cut and novelty floats were stolen. They stopped him riding his bike and found him carrying a white garbage bag that contained the deflated pool floats. He said the motive for the theft was SEXUAL as an arresting officer said "Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women" After confessing he led them to a nearby home where he stashed the 75 floats, including many that matched the ones missing after 7 months. He was arrested for petit theft and burglary back in 2007 and transferred to a jail under $16,000 bond One victim is pressing charges after he cut her pool screen that prevents dirt and foliage from getting into the water in order to steal the floats Does this crook look 35?? Christopher - Pervert Pool Float --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. A GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 48 HOURS. THIS ACCOUNT ONLY!! I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right <cite>Full Throttle posted [p:923472102] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote> Does this crook look 35 to you? - Results (2 votes) Yes, he looks his age 100% (2 votes) 2 No, he actually looks younger 0% (0 votes) 0 Hell No he looks old as f* 0% (0 votes) 0 35 y/o Looking Senile, Christopher William Monnin from Palm Bay, Florida stole up to 75 pool floats to SEXUALLY GRATIFY himself with over 7 months rather than to RAPE WOMEN according to police!! She has been charged for burglary, theft and criminal mischief after police were alerted following a spate of bizarre robberies where pool enclosure screens were cut and novelty floats were stolen. They stopped him riding his bike and found him carrying a white garbage bag that contained the deflated pool floats. He said the motive for the theft was SEXUAL as an arresting officer said "Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women" After confessing he led them to a nearby home where he stashed the 75 floats, including many that matched the ones missing after 7 months. He was arrested for petit theft and burglary back in 2007 and transferred to a jail under $16,000 bond One victim is pressing charges after he cut her pool screen that prevents dirt and foliage from getting into the water in order to steal the floats Does this crook look 35?? Christopher - Pervert Pool Float </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 06/18/19 4:04:17 AM #2:	The watermark makes him look cartoon-y for some reason. Also, I'd believe it if someone told me he's 35. --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:923475173] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>The watermark makes him look cartoon-y for some reason. Also, I'd believe it if someone told me he's 35.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 06/18/19 4:07:43 AM #3:	Kind of looks like a 12 year old with a dirty face and a fake beard. --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq <cite>Zareth posted [p:923475237] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Kind of looks like a 12 year old with a dirty face and a fake beard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 06/18/19 9:05:04 AM #4:	Boy, that pink flamingo is sexy! --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:923480676] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Boy, that pink flamingo is sexy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PKMNsony 06/18/19 9:20:41 AM #5:	Such a good guy. <cite>PKMNsony posted [p:923481146] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Such a good guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 06/19/19 12:03:18 AM #6:	Goddamn it. Palm Bay is like 40 mins south of me. --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:923520114] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Goddamn it. Palm Bay is like 40 mins south of me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 06/19/19 12:19:54 AM #7:	Unpopular opinion - if this keeps him from raping, I'd gladly buy him a bunch. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:923520724] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Unpopular opinion - if this keeps him from raping, I'd gladly buy him a bunch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keebs05 06/19/19 12:23:03 AM #8:	keyblader1985 posted... Unpopular opinion - if this keeps him from raping, I'd gladly buy him a bunch. This. Losing some floats seems like a more than fair trade off. --- "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel <cite>Keebs05 posted [p:923520840] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote><cite>keyblader1985 posted...</cite> <quote>Unpopular opinion - if this keeps him from raping, I'd gladly buy him a bunch.</quote> This. Losing some floats seems like a more than fair trade off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blaqthourne 06/19/19 4:14:42 AM #9:	Not rape. That flamingo was clearly asking for it. --- Montreal Expos (1969-2004) http://www.backloggery.com/Blaqthourne Now playing: Shining Force II (Gen) -- started 5/6/2019 <cite>Blaqthourne posted [p:923526536] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Not rape. That flamingo was clearly asking for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/19/19 11:38:25 AM #10:	Heard about this on the radio yesterday, I believe. Or the day before. Cant remember... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:923538480] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>Heard about this on the radio yesterday, I believe. Or the day before. Cant remember...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/19/19 11:40:50 AM #11:	Full Throttle posted... 35 y/o Looking Senile, Christopher William Monnin from Palm Bay, Florida stole up to 75 pool floats to SEXUALLY GRATIFY himself with over 7 months rather than to RAPE WOMEN according to police!! I'd rather this than raping people. Although why he doesn't just get his own floats in anyones guess. It's also odd how Ducky calls this rape. I mean my that logic folk don't use sex toys but they rape them. I also rape myself daily. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:923538600] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote><cite>Full Throttle posted...</cite> <quote>35 y/o Looking Senile, Christopher William Monnin from Palm Bay, Florida stole up to 75 pool floats to SEXUALLY GRATIFY himself with over 7 months rather than to RAPE WOMEN according to police!!</quote> I'd rather this than raping people. Although why he doesn't just get his own floats in anyones guess. It's also odd how Ducky calls this rape. I mean my that logic folk don't use sex toys but they rape them. I also rape myself daily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 06/19/19 12:36:48 PM #12:	raping pool floats instead of women? eh, proceed. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:923541215] in 35 y/o is ... [t:77799101]...</cite> <quote>raping pool floats instead of women? eh, proceed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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