Poll of the Day > Got a call from a rando in town; addressed me by name...

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Lokarin
06/17/19 2:34:15 PM
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Apparently Canada Post delivered my mail to a completely wrong address... not even the right postal code.

At least they got the town right :V
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darcandkharg31
06/17/19 2:36:38 PM
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And now you'll be besties.
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Bugmeat
06/17/19 2:56:56 PM
#3:


How did they get your number?


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Lokarin
06/17/19 3:08:47 PM
#4:


Bugmeat posted...
How did they get your number?



It was written on the package... thanks China.
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Bugmeat
06/17/19 3:12:46 PM
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China? So weird, knock off sex toys made of unsafe materials?


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Lokarin
06/17/19 3:14:37 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
So weird, knock off sex toys made of unsafe materials?


I bought a 50/50... so there is a chance it's a sex toy

I'ma open it and check

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...DANGIT, yup, I got dildo'd
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Bugmeat
06/17/19 3:15:44 PM
#7:


Noice. Enjoy.


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Lokarin
06/17/19 3:23:14 PM
#8:


It's clearly a for-girls model, not even unisex.

Gotta love the auto-translate instructions:

"Please slowly inserted the charging DC port"
"Do not use more than 75 celsuises to clean"
"Do not use detergent containing alcohol, gasoline, or direct sunlight"
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MICHALECOLE
06/17/19 3:43:17 PM
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*opens up bottle of soap*
*stream of direct sunlight comes shooting out*
*is vaporized*
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