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Skyrim_Guard
06/12/19 9:51:00 PM
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I put some water on it but it didn't help.
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WilliamPorygon
06/12/19 9:51:36 PM
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WilliamPorygon
06/12/19 9:52:47 PM
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But seriously, dab it off with a paper towel as much as you can and dunk it in a cup of milk for awhile to neutralize it as much as you can. Otherwise not much you can do but wait it out.
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BuckVanHammer
06/12/19 9:53:08 PM
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needs ranch bro
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Lord_Shadow
06/12/19 9:54:24 PM
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How did you accidentally get Buffalo sauce on your dick?
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ProtoManEXE
06/12/19 9:55:05 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
How did you accidentally get Buffalo sauce on your dick?

You never ate wings in the nude before?
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Skyrim_Guard
06/12/19 10:01:01 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
How did you accidentally get Buffalo sauce on your dick?

How do you think?
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Irony
06/12/19 10:08:45 PM
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This happened to me when I was chopping hot peppers and went pee but forgot to wash my hands before I did it.
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NeonOctopus
06/12/19 10:10:04 PM
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Lord_Shadow
06/12/19 10:14:26 PM
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Skyrim_Guard posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
How did you accidentally get Buffalo sauce on your dick?

How do you think?

I don't know you decided to fuck a bottle of buffalo sauce
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Irony
06/12/19 10:16:09 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Pour blue cheese on your dick to neutralize the spiciness

You mean ranch
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NeonOctopus
06/12/19 10:30:52 PM
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Irony posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Pour blue cheese on your dick to neutralize the spiciness

You mean ranch

Why not both, just to be safe
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Strider102
06/12/19 10:33:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5vRzwykKTc" data-time="


They're running away now.
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/12/19 10:34:04 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
that's my fetish

As soon as I saw this I wanted to @ you lol.
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Awakened_Link
06/12/19 10:34:50 PM
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I'll help clean it up if you want.
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Irony
06/12/19 10:35:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Irony posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Pour blue cheese on your dick to neutralize the spiciness

You mean ranch

Why not both, just to be safe

Why not get stitches and staples for your wound? >.>
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