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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:16:21 PM #1: |
Here to check the purity of this board, please present your v-card for verification.
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Ogurisama 06/12/19 9:17:10 PM #2: |
Sorry I dont have it anymore
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:18:48 PM #3: |
Ogurisama posted...
Sorry I dont have it anymore You fucking disgust me, git outta here you heathen --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 06/12/19 9:20:16 PM #4: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Ogurisama posted...Sorry I dont have it anymore Nah, I like it here --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:21:05 PM #5: |
Ogurisama posted...
Nah, I like it here back I say! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 06/12/19 9:26:22 PM #6: |
I don't have that card. But I do have this one!
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:28:25 PM #7: |
JOExHIGASHI posted...
I don't have that card. But I do have this one! Checks out, you are a virgin, carry on sir. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 9:31:17 PM #8: |
I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others...
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slacker03150 06/12/19 9:31:51 PM #9: |
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?
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weeb98 06/12/19 9:32:14 PM #10: |
i believe i dont need to show my v-card
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 9:32:20 PM #11: |
slacker03150 posted...
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about? Loads... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 06/12/19 9:33:07 PM #12: |
LinkPizza posted...
slacker03150 posted...How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about? buttloads? --- No matter where you go, there you are. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:34:17 PM #13: |
LinkPizza posted...
I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others... That' some tampering there kiddo, i'm gonna have to log you into the system for future checks. slacker03150 posted... How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about? 0.5, no more than that though, now lemme see it. weeb98 posted... i believe i dont need to show my v-card I'm gonna have to search you for suspicious behavior. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 9:35:32 PM #14: |
PMarth2002 posted...
LinkPizza posted...slacker03150 posted...How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about? All kinds of loads... darcandkharg31 posted... LinkPizza posted...I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others... Thats what they all say... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:36:54 PM #15: |
LinkPizza posted...
Thats what they all say... Fuck it, too much work, just tell me straight son, have you did the p into the v yet? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 9:39:10 PM #16: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...Thats what they all say... I dont have a p... unless youre talking about pee... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 9:41:01 PM #17: |
LinkPizza posted...
I dont have a p... unless youre talking about pee... yes, the pee. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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keyblader1985 06/12/19 10:29:19 PM #18: |
I'm the King of this board for a reason.
--- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 06/12/19 10:32:31 PM #19: |
I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count?
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 10:39:48 PM #20: |
keyblader1985 posted...
I'm the King of this board for a reason. Ahh yes commander, just checking in. Sarcasthma posted... I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count? Yes, sadly it does, but there is a surgery to repair your butthole, you get that looked after and i'll tell no one okay. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 10:42:52 PM #21: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count? Yes. Well all keep your secret... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 06/12/19 10:46:22 PM #22: |
I dont even have enough money for nice toilet paper, let alone butthole surgery!
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LinkPizza 06/12/19 10:49:28 PM #23: |
Sarcasthma posted...
I dont even have enough money for nice toilet paper, let alone butthole surgery! Rslash could probably recommend a couple good doctors... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joemodda 06/12/19 10:49:55 PM #24: |
You'll have to try harder than that if you want me to whip my dick out
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Ogurisama 06/12/19 10:59:13 PM #25: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Ogurisama posted...Nah, I like it here I will back right into the club room! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 06/12/19 11:47:20 PM #26: |
Ugh fine *presents RARE FEMALE V CARD with SPARKLES*
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darcandkharg31 06/12/19 11:52:39 PM #27: |
joemodda posted...
You'll have to try harder than that if you want me to whip my dick out No need to whip out anything sir, your sage ranking is good enough for me, you're free to go. Ogurisama posted... I will back right into the club room! damn criminals hiding where thou must not go. JimCarrysToe posted... Ugh fine *presents RARE FEMALE V CARD with SPARKLES* This be a forgery since all females have had many chads in their day, you're under arrest. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWitchMorgana 06/13/19 12:47:25 AM #28: |
i'm having so much sex right now
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JimCarrysToe 06/13/19 12:48:44 AM #29: |
I was homeschooled by a loony, shower once a week, never go outside except to let the dog in the backyard, and all my crushes are on anime and video game characters. *Aoba Seragaki*(prof pic) is my bae
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Kanaya413 06/13/19 2:04:54 AM #30: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...I don't have that card. But I do have this one! --- Zzzz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 06/13/19 2:07:33 AM #31: |
Don't put me in jail, mr policeman sir.
They would eat me alive in there. I'll do Anything for you if you let me go... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 06/13/19 8:13:01 AM #32: |
[_V_]
There you go officer. *Tries to out it back into wallet, but can't* Heh, sorry, I never can seem to get this thing in. --- Work in progress, please be patient. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 06/13/19 12:44:36 PM #33: |
Here you go.
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 12:57:05 PM #34: |
TheWitchMorgana posted...
i'm having so much sex right now Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on. JimCarrysToe posted... I was homeschooled by a loony, shower once a week, never go outside except to let the dog in the backyard, and all my crushes are on anime and video game characters. *Aoba Seragaki*(prof pic) is my bae Ahhh, the majestic rare female nerd, my mistake, you're free to go. LeetCheet posted... Don't put me in jail, mr policeman sir. Don't try to tempt me you sinner, into the clanker you go! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 12:58:11 PM #35: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
[_V_]Heh, sorry, I never can seem to get this thing in. Classic virgin fumbling, you pass. gguirao posted... Here you go. Thank you sir, may you're future endeavors involve no sex. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWitchMorgana 06/13/19 2:05:18 PM #36: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on. no no really, i swear. i am, uhh, *checks notes* getting blasted by so much chad dicks right now. --- formerly Kanakiri, Sefrig, etc. the Soda Princess herself https://i.imgtc.ws/hzzfqsE.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 06/13/19 2:18:04 PM #37: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
damn criminals hiding where thou must not go. Well if you have a problem with it arrest me, before I steal everyones vcards here! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 2:33:35 PM #38: |
TheWitchMorgana posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on. *checks b-hole* yep, that's a trainwreck, into the clanker for you as well . Ogurisama posted... Well if you have a problem with it arrest me, before I steal everyones vcards here! Thoust trying hard, indubitably virgin behavior, you're free to go. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mehere 06/13/19 3:33:52 PM #39: |
I... have an expired card I think. It was unclear under what conditions it would be revoked. Does the p have to enter the v? Or does same sex stuff count as well? Because I've had plenty of that. >_>
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LinkPizza 06/13/19 3:39:23 PM #40: |
Wait. We call it p instead of d now?
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Mehere 06/13/19 3:42:46 PM #41: |
LinkPizza posted...
Wait. We call it p instead of d now? I don't know, I just go with whatever is used in the topic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 3:51:45 PM #42: |
Mehere posted...
I... have an expired card I think. It was unclear under what conditions it would be revoked. Does the p have to enter the v? Or does same sex stuff count as well? Because I've had plenty of that. >_> Into the slammer you go! LinkPizza posted... Wait. We call it p instead of d now? No need to get vulgar sir. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aculo 06/13/19 3:55:05 PM #43: |
my card says 'organ donor', ok?
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 3:56:09 PM #44: |
Aculo posted...
my card says 'organ donor', ok? Have you donated it? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 06/13/19 3:57:23 PM #45: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Thoust trying hard, indubitably virgin behavior, you're free to go. Hey now, that's virgin talk right there. Wait, are the virgin police also virgins? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aculo 06/13/19 3:57:51 PM #46: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Aculo posted...my card says 'organ donor', ok? oh, many times, ok? --- ok? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 06/13/19 3:59:33 PM #47: |
Aculo posted...
oh, many times, ok? It's not wise to lie to the police, now get on your way son. Sarcasthma posted... Hey now, that's virgin talk right there. How else do think we get the job, that's what being a wizard really is. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 06/13/19 5:22:16 PM #48: |
Ogurisama posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...damn criminals hiding where thou must not go. You'll beat me in a duel first --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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