Poll of the Day > Virgin Police here.

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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:16:21 PM
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Here to check the purity of this board, please present your v-card for verification.
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Ogurisama
06/12/19 9:17:10 PM
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:18:48 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Sorry I dont have it anymore

You fucking disgust me, git outta here you heathen
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Ogurisama
06/12/19 9:20:16 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Sorry I dont have it anymore

You fucking disgust me, git outta here you heathen

Nah, I like it here
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:21:05 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Nah, I like it here

back I say!
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JOExHIGASHI
06/12/19 9:26:22 PM
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I don't have that card. But I do have this one!

*reveals Blue eyes white dragon card in very animated manner*
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:28:25 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
I don't have that card. But I do have this one!

*reveals Blue eyes white dragon card in very animated manner*

Checks out, you are a virgin, carry on sir.
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 9:31:17 PM
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I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others...
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slacker03150
06/12/19 9:31:51 PM
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How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?
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weeb98
06/12/19 9:32:14 PM
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i believe i dont need to show my v-card
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 9:32:20 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?

Loads...
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PMarth2002
06/12/19 9:33:07 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
slacker03150 posted...
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?

Loads...


buttloads?
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:34:17 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others...

That' some tampering there kiddo, i'm gonna have to log you into the system for future checks.

slacker03150 posted...
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?

0.5, no more than that though, now lemme see it.

weeb98 posted...
i believe i dont need to show my v-card

I'm gonna have to search you for suspicious behavior.
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 9:35:32 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
slacker03150 posted...
How much sex do you have to have to be one of these pure virgins I hear so much about?

Loads...


buttloads?

All kinds of loads...

darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I have it away. I did get a few new ones, but I keep giving them away. Though, I did get a few from others...

That' some tampering there kiddo, i'm gonna have to log you into the system for future checks.

Thats what they all say...
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:36:54 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Thats what they all say...

Fuck it, too much work, just tell me straight son, have you did the p into the v yet?
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 9:39:10 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Thats what they all say...

Fuck it, too much work, just tell me straight son, have you did the p into the v yet?

I dont have a p... unless youre talking about pee...
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 9:41:01 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I dont have a p... unless youre talking about pee...

yes, the pee.
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keyblader1985
06/12/19 10:29:19 PM
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I'm the King of this board for a reason.
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Sarcasthma
06/12/19 10:32:31 PM
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I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count?
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 10:39:48 PM
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keyblader1985 posted...
I'm the King of this board for a reason.

Ahh yes commander, just checking in.

Sarcasthma posted...
I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count?

Yes, sadly it does, but there is a surgery to repair your butthole, you get that looked after and i'll tell no one okay.
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 10:42:52 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
I just had sex, officer. I cried the entire time though, so does it count?

Yes, sadly it does, but there is a surgery to repair your butthole, you get that looked after and i'll tell no one okay.

Yes. Well all keep your secret...
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Sarcasthma
06/12/19 10:46:22 PM
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I dont even have enough money for nice toilet paper, let alone butthole surgery!
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LinkPizza
06/12/19 10:49:28 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I dont even have enough money for nice toilet paper, let alone butthole surgery!

Rslash could probably recommend a couple good doctors...
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joemodda
06/12/19 10:49:55 PM
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You'll have to try harder than that if you want me to whip my dick out
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Ogurisama
06/12/19 10:59:13 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Nah, I like it here

back I say!

I will back right into the club room!
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JimCarrysToe
06/12/19 11:47:20 PM
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Ugh fine *presents RARE FEMALE V CARD with SPARKLES*
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 11:52:39 PM
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joemodda posted...
You'll have to try harder than that if you want me to whip my dick out

No need to whip out anything sir, your sage ranking is good enough for me, you're free to go.

Ogurisama posted...
I will back right into the club room!

damn criminals hiding where thou must not go.

JimCarrysToe posted...
Ugh fine *presents RARE FEMALE V CARD with SPARKLES*

This be a forgery since all females have had many chads in their day, you're under arrest.
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TheWitchMorgana
06/13/19 12:47:25 AM
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i'm having so much sex right now
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JimCarrysToe
06/13/19 12:48:44 AM
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I was homeschooled by a loony, shower once a week, never go outside except to let the dog in the backyard, and all my crushes are on anime and video game characters. *Aoba Seragaki*(prof pic) is my bae
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Kanaya413
06/13/19 2:04:54 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
I don't have that card. But I do have this one!

*reveals Blue eyes white dragon card in very animated manner*

Checks out, you are a virgin, carry on sir.


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LeetCheet
06/13/19 2:07:33 AM
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Don't put me in jail, mr policeman sir.
They would eat me alive in there.

I'll do Anything for you if you let me go...

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KogaSteelfang
06/13/19 8:13:01 AM
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[_V_]
There you go officer.
*Tries to out it back into wallet, but can't*
Heh, sorry, I never can seem to get this thing in.
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gguirao
06/13/19 12:44:36 PM
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Here you go.
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 12:57:05 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
i'm having so much sex right now

Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on.

JimCarrysToe posted...
I was homeschooled by a loony, shower once a week, never go outside except to let the dog in the backyard, and all my crushes are on anime and video game characters. *Aoba Seragaki*(prof pic) is my bae

Ahhh, the majestic rare female nerd, my mistake, you're free to go.

LeetCheet posted...
Don't put me in jail, mr policeman sir.
They would eat me alive in there.

I'll do Anything for you if you let me go...

Don't try to tempt me you sinner, into the clanker you go!
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 12:58:11 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
[_V_]Heh, sorry, I never can seem to get this thing in.

Classic virgin fumbling, you pass.

gguirao posted...
Here you go.

Thank you sir, may you're future endeavors involve no sex.
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TheWitchMorgana
06/13/19 2:05:18 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on.

no no really, i swear. i am, uhh, *checks notes* getting blasted by so much chad dicks right now.
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Ogurisama
06/13/19 2:18:04 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
damn criminals hiding where thou must not go.

Well if you have a problem with it arrest me, before I steal everyones vcards here!
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 2:33:35 PM
#38:


TheWitchMorgana posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Exaggerating how much sex you're having, classic virgin move, carry on.

no no really, i swear. i am, uhh, *checks notes* getting blasted by so much chad dicks right now.

*checks b-hole* yep, that's a trainwreck, into the clanker for you as well
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Ogurisama posted...
Well if you have a problem with it arrest me, before I steal everyones vcards here!

Thoust trying hard, indubitably virgin behavior, you're free to go.
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Mehere
06/13/19 3:33:52 PM
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I... have an expired card I think. It was unclear under what conditions it would be revoked. Does the p have to enter the v? Or does same sex stuff count as well? Because I've had plenty of that. >_>
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LinkPizza
06/13/19 3:39:23 PM
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Wait. We call it p instead of d now?
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Mehere
06/13/19 3:42:46 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Wait. We call it p instead of d now?

I don't know, I just go with whatever is used in the topic.
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 3:51:45 PM
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Mehere posted...
I... have an expired card I think. It was unclear under what conditions it would be revoked. Does the p have to enter the v? Or does same sex stuff count as well? Because I've had plenty of that. >_>

Into the slammer you go!

LinkPizza posted...
Wait. We call it p instead of d now?

No need to get vulgar sir.
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Aculo
06/13/19 3:55:05 PM
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my card says 'organ donor', ok?
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 3:56:09 PM
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Aculo posted...
my card says 'organ donor', ok?

Have you donated it?
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Sarcasthma
06/13/19 3:57:23 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Thoust trying hard, indubitably virgin behavior, you're free to go.

Hey now, that's virgin talk right there.

Wait, are the virgin police also virgins?
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Aculo
06/13/19 3:57:51 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Aculo posted...
my card says 'organ donor', ok?

Have you donated it?

oh, many times, ok?
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darcandkharg31
06/13/19 3:59:33 PM
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Aculo posted...
oh, many times, ok?

It's not wise to lie to the police, now get on your way son.

Sarcasthma posted...
Hey now, that's virgin talk right there.

Wait, are the virgin police also virgins?

How else do think we get the job, that's what being a wizard really is.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/13/19 5:22:16 PM
#48:


Ogurisama posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
damn criminals hiding where thou must not go.

Well if you have a problem with it arrest me, before I steal everyones vcards here!

You'll beat me in a duel first
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