Poll of the Day > how do you get your general tsos chicken actually hot at the chinese place

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Philoktetes
06/11/19 6:56:55 AM
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asking for a friend
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I don't think so, Tim.
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dedbus
06/11/19 10:34:50 AM
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Tell them not white people hot but secret hot.
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Blorfenburger
06/11/19 11:34:39 AM
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Do you mean like spicy? It's only spicy sometimes at different places. At least usually tastes good
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_AdjI_
06/11/19 1:14:48 PM
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Either find a place with a reputation for making it as hot as you like, or make it yourself.
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wolfy42
06/11/19 1:25:54 PM
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First, you enter with music playing loudly, I suggest "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring.

Walk up to the counter and JUMP ON IT!!!

That is right JUMP ON THE COUNTER.

Then dramatically point at the server and start bollywood dancing.

Sing about hot chicken while dancing.

Point at what they have displayed, and cry, saying why why, won't you fry!!!

Dance and refuse to move until they make you fresh chicken.

Leave happy.
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