Current Events > You have 24 hours to see a whole naked girl or die.

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Ic3Bullet
06/04/19 7:30:46 AM
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Also you can't break the law.

Not a picture or a video. But a real whole naked girl in person.

"see a whole naked girl," meaning she can't hide behind something from the neck down and you just see her face, so you technically saw a naked girl.

How screwed are you?
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Foppe
06/04/19 7:34:39 AM
#2:


*picks up phone*
Heeeyyy how are you ?
Fine, fine...
Yeah, I got a tiny problem... you see, this sound strange but I need to see a nude female, from top to toe, in less than 24 hours or I will die.
No, Im not joking... just a quick peek is all I need... tonight at 8? Yeah, thanks, I owe you one.
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bknight
06/04/19 7:41:04 AM
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Foppe posted...
*picks up phone*
Heeeyyy how are you ?
Fine, fine...
Yeah, I got a tiny problem... you see, this sound strange but I need to see a nude female, from top to toe, in less than 24 hours or I will die.
No, Im not joking... just a quick peek is all I need... tonight at 8? Yeah, thanks, I owe you one mom.

FTFY
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Scotty_Rogers
06/04/19 7:43:07 AM
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Moms count, right? I'm sure mine would comply if my life was on the line here.
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action52
06/04/19 7:43:28 AM
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I literally see my wife coming out of the shower almost every day.

Don't know if she'd count as a "girl" since she's 35...
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Foppe
06/04/19 7:44:02 AM
#6:


bknight posted...
Foppe posted...
*picks up phone*
Heeeyyy how are you ?
Fine, fine...
Yeah, I got a tiny problem... you see, this sound strange but I need to see a nude female, from top to toe, in less than 24 hours or I will die.
No, Im not joking... just a quick peek is all I need... tonight at 8? Yeah, thanks, I owe you one mom.

FTFY

Takes too long to drive to her, but if that is the only way for you to survive, then I wont blame you.
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Ic3Bullet
06/04/19 7:46:57 AM
#7:


Foppe posted...
bknight posted...
Foppe posted...
*picks up phone*
Heeeyyy how are you ?
Fine, fine...
Yeah, I got a tiny problem... you see, this sound strange but I need to see a nude female, from top to toe, in less than 24 hours or I will die.
No, Im not joking... just a quick peek is all I need... tonight at 8? Yeah, thanks, I owe you one mom.

FTFY

Takes too long to drive to her, but if that is the only way for you to survive, then I wont blame you.

If it came to that, I'd just die.
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bknight
06/04/19 7:50:58 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Foppe posted...
bknight posted...
Foppe posted...
*picks up phone*
Heeeyyy how are you ?
Fine, fine...
Yeah, I got a tiny problem... you see, this sound strange but I need to see a nude female, from top to toe, in less than 24 hours or I will die.
No, Im not joking... just a quick peek is all I need... tonight at 8? Yeah, thanks, I owe you one mom.

FTFY

Takes too long to drive to her, but if that is the only way for you to survive, then I wont blame you.

If it came to that, I'd just die.

It's just your mom, I mean you've touched her vagina already, seeing her naked to survive should not be a big deal.
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ArchiePeck
06/04/19 7:52:11 AM
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I mean, my wife and I both sleep naked, so...
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Ultima Dragon
06/04/19 7:54:23 AM
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Thank fuck I have a girlfriend right now. If I was single I would be dead for sure.. I got no game whatsoever, lol.
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gunplagirl
06/04/19 7:55:33 AM
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I'll do that when I shower in a few hours.
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IloveJesus
06/04/19 7:56:21 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
How screwed are you?


Not at all.
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Bloodychess
06/04/19 7:57:14 AM
#14:


I'll survive.
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Southernfatman
06/04/19 7:58:27 AM
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Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.
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Ic3Bullet
06/04/19 8:01:07 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.

Don't they have to at least wear a thong, tho?
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Flockaveli
06/04/19 8:05:55 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.

Don't they have to at least wear a thong, tho?

There's a couple clubs in my area that advertise full nudity.
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Dragonblade01
06/04/19 8:09:44 AM
#18:


Can she at least keep her leggings on?

Because that's totally my thing.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
06/04/19 8:29:12 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.

Don't they have to at least wear a thong, tho?

Depends where you live
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DoctorVader
06/04/19 8:34:12 AM
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I'll just invite one of the girls I've been messing with over.

If it really came down to it and they were all busy or something, I'd just call the local escort dude that serves a few of my friends and tell him to send a chick over.
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karlpilkington4
06/04/19 8:35:31 AM
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*flies to nude beach*

*dies because it's all dudes*
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KogaSteelfang
06/04/19 8:42:32 AM
#22:


Guess I'll start saying my goodbyes.
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TwoDoorPunkCab
06/04/19 8:43:11 AM
#23:


i just look in the mirror
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Tyranthraxus
06/04/19 8:44:51 AM
#24:


Ic3Bullet posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.

Don't they have to at least wear a thong, tho?

In my area they're fully nude except for shoes but I think if I wave a 50 I can get her to take off her shoes for like 10 seconds.
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Bad_Mojo
06/04/19 8:46:42 AM
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I live in Portland and we have like the most strip clubs in America, and they're all fully nude
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tripleh213
06/04/19 9:27:36 AM
#26:


Ill look at my wife...
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haloiscoolisbak
06/04/19 9:28:43 AM
#27:


I'd visit my local massage parlor
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obeseexplosive
06/04/19 10:00:36 AM
#28:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Ic3Bullet posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Quick trip to a strip club would solve that.

Don't they have to at least wear a thong, tho?

In my area they're fully nude except for shoes but I think if I wave a 50 I can get her to take off her shoes for like 10 seconds.

Ugh you creep
Stripper probably
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sauceje
06/04/19 10:14:37 AM
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I can go to a brothel real quick and sort that out
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xsouljah
06/04/19 10:17:00 AM
#30:


I'll live.
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Juhanor
06/04/19 10:17:50 AM
#31:


Pass
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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/04/19 10:20:06 AM
#32:


I work in a hospital I can just go flirt with one of the middle aged nurses for 10 minutes.
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Jiggy101011
06/04/19 10:31:35 AM
#33:


Not a problem, I see my wife in stages of undress every day.
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TheY2AProblem
06/04/19 10:33:36 AM
#34:


*flys to Vegas*
*hires a prostitute*

Hi yeah, how much to just see you naked?
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IHeartRadiation
06/04/19 10:34:29 AM
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I use my death to guilt trip everyone who thought I was a pervert for asking then reanimate and rip their skin off as they sleep.
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MC_BatCommander
06/04/19 10:35:03 AM
#36:


It'd probably be harder to find a naked dude tbh
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modena
06/04/19 10:36:17 AM
#37:


One of the guys from Pantera started a BYOB club in north Dallas that's full nude.
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Superlinkbro
06/04/19 10:44:42 AM
#38:


Ic3Bullet posted...
Not a picture or a video. But a real whole naked girl in person.

Well I'm dead.
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AssGender
06/04/19 10:50:11 AM
#39:


gunplagirl posted...
I'll do that when I shower in a few hours.

Ur so lucky been born as one
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Delta_Force
06/04/19 10:53:31 AM
#40:


Can I visit my local morgue?
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IloveJesus
06/04/19 12:37:49 PM
#41:


MC_BatCommander posted...
It'd probably be harder to find a naked dude tbh


Just go to the gym.
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littlebro07
06/04/19 12:39:41 PM
#42:


action52 posted...
I literally see my wife coming out of the shower almost every day.

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Umbreon
06/04/19 12:44:05 PM
#43:


I'm sure there's a strip club somewhere around here.

If not, I know there's escorts (They're everywhere).
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Guide
06/04/19 12:47:41 PM
#44:


I could probably get a neighbor's clothes off, but who would believe me in the aftermath?
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DarthAragorn
06/04/19 12:48:03 PM
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I'd just die
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The Top Crusader
06/04/19 12:50:20 PM
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Our schedules don't always sync up well during the week but if my life is on the line I'm sure my wife would comply.

I see no age qualifiers so if I bathe my toddler I suppose that works, too.
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PokemonYoutube
06/04/19 12:50:37 PM
#47:


Escorts are a thing. If your life is on the line, I'm sure you can get over the social stigma and pay some girl to get naked.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/04/19 1:00:18 PM
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ShadowElite86
06/04/19 2:03:26 PM
#49:


Nudist beach/colony
Wife/Girlfriend (if you have one)
Mom (if she loves you enough and is alive)
Strip Club (throw a little extra cash their way and they'll drop it in back)
Prostitute (wouldn't be illegal just to pay them for nudity)
Pull some sick moves and land a lady the old fashioned way
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Cobra1010
06/04/19 2:34:23 PM
#50:


This is something that can be easily solved with money.

And if something can be solved with money. It is not a problem.
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