Current Events > $3,000,000, but you have to tell everyone that you stole it.

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Just_a_loser
06/03/19 10:21:53 PM
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Everyone. Friends, girl/boyfriends, family, authorities, etc.

What do?
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YookaLaylee
06/03/19 10:22:57 PM
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Travel to a country with no extradition laws and then send an email to everyone back home confessing that I stole it
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CanuckCowboy
06/03/19 10:24:12 PM
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As long as its legit and no one can prove I stole it fuck yeah. Ill write a book on it too and make up an amaze story to my heist.
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Sada_Pop
06/03/19 10:24:33 PM
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Take the money.
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tri sapphire
06/03/19 10:29:06 PM
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So...

-Do I make an announcement to the world?
-Or do I have to go out of my way to contact the people listed and tell them I stole 3 million dollars?
-Or is it just in response to anyone asking me about the 3 million specifically?
-And is this in cash, or do I choose a bank account, and what would the bank discover if they tried to track the source of this "stolen" money?
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BilalPowell
06/03/19 10:33:04 PM
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Right away or can I wait 50 years?
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Just_a_loser
06/03/19 10:38:24 PM
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It's in cash.

And you have to tell people who ask about it/how you pay your bills and etc if you decide to stop working.
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Iodine
06/03/19 10:42:29 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
It's in cash.

And you have to tell people who ask about it/how you pay your bills and etc if you decide to stop working.

So if I still continued to work I wouldn't have to tell anyone how paid my bills?
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Solid Snake07
06/03/19 10:44:38 PM
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Stole it from where?
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Turbam
06/03/19 10:45:23 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
It's in cash.

And you have to tell people who ask about it/how you pay your bills and etc if you decide to stop working.

Play it off as a joke
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Solid Snake07
06/03/19 10:46:39 PM
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Turbam posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
It's in cash.

And you have to tell people who ask about it/how you pay your bills and etc if you decide to stop working.

Play it off as a joke


The best way to lie is to tell the truth sarcastically
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green dragon
06/03/19 10:47:14 PM
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as long as there is no way to trace a crime back to me, sure
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Killmonger
06/03/19 10:48:30 PM
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You never said when I had to tell them.
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kirbymuncher
06/03/19 10:51:50 PM
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I sort of wonder what kind of legal reprecussions this would have

like if you just continuously insist that you stole the money but there is no evidence at all and they can't figure out who/where you stole it from and no one is accusing you
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Darklit_Minuet
06/03/19 10:53:25 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
like if you just continuously insist that you stole the money but there is no evidence at all and they can't figure out who/where you stole it from and no one is accusing you

I mean, pretty much

Cops in the US would civil asset forfeiture it away regardless if it was stolen or legally acquired. As long as you don't run into any cops with a significant amount of money on your person you should be just fine
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