Current Events > E3 is less than a week away! Is your DICK ready?

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E3's gonna go hard and so are we! Hard with hype!
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if ES6 is given a release date i will stroke my dingle with such incredulous vigor that i will literally ascend to Jupiter upon climax
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I'll try to watch each E3 press conference as usual, no matter how bad they might be. I'm hoping for something new that will get me hyped.
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looking forward to the reveals tbh

Can't wait to see all these new games Microsoft will eventually cancel
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Looking forward to the memes.
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Damn, a year passed so fast

What should we expect
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ill be going so yeah I guess so.
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Damn, a year passed so fast

What should we expect

If we're lucky, vague hints about the next generation of consoles.

Although, the last generation went from 2005 to 2013, which was unusually long. If that kept up, we wouldn't expect new consoles until 2021 at the earliest.
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Dicks out for E3
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If Square reveals Tifa then oh my god.

*bites lips*
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Not really

Maybe for Elder Scrolls 6 but im not holding out hope. I'd be kind of excited for the Fallout 3 remastered. That game will always hold a place in my heart
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

If Square reveals Tifa then oh my god.

*bites lips*

Granted but she's an A cup.
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Im not expecting much tbh.
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Do we have a schedule yet?

The new Watch Dogs is the big thing I'm looking forward to... But that might not come out til next year :(
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If Viewtiful Joe 3 isn't there then it sucks.
Again.
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I'm super hyped about From Software's new masterpiece.

Based on a credible insider, the details of the game are as summarized by a Resetera user:

High fantasy genre/setting a la Tolkien - "Its like a certain kind of High that is just absolutely Fantastical for me." "But I hope this hype train will carry us there, and back again, rain or shine."
RPG a la Dungeons & Dragons - "In a world thats lathered with old school inspirations that would have D.b.weiss & David benioff taking up a whole Tabletop to draw its lifeline and heritage."
Large, interconnected, deep, and immersive world based on Scotland/United Kingdom: "Especially since this is easily Froms most immersive world yet filled to the brim with secrets and stuff From has never done before in multiple areas... Whether youre a Social Cat Or Titan, this Land is yours to explore... Youll have so much to dig into and search for, theres plenty of Unearthed Knowledge for you to write your paragraphs of theories about. If you love level design and thats one of your favorite things about these games as it is mine, then youve got nothing to fret about either. Interconnected design is larger and deeper than ever and archaeologists and spelunkers might just be in for their biggest playground yet.
Appearance customization and multiplayer (both co-op and PvP): "For those people I can say that you wont be left behind here, and I dont just mean that in terms of the existence of certain things like fashion, but also the abundance and creativity of whats being offered here, perhaps moreso than in the past. Much of what youd like and have come to expect is here. Im sure plenty of people will love being able to show off their threads while battling alongside or against other warriors and scoundrels"
Not Dark Souls 4, but a new IP that is not related to A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones: "To me, it feels like From is firing on all cylinders here and if youve enjoyed Froms recent output over the past decade and are open to New things then I feel like youll get exactly what you would want out of the project like this." "Though I should also mention that I think people expecting battles between lions, wolves, stags and giddorahs might end up disappointed, there is no Feast for Crows here"
Great Rune/Norse mythology rumor is bunk: "Though for people grabbing their horned helms, gjallarhorns and carving runes into their shields may end up feasting on crows to say the least "

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Need more Armored Core, From Software
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I will probably look up some stuff about it after the fact but my penis told me that it is not particularly motivated by E3.
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Tee hee
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