Current Events > Your reaction: Your 18 year old son is dating Motaro.

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Your son is coming over for dinner to introduce you to his new boyfriend because they are getting serious and may be moving in together (although they are arguing about who will move in with who). He says they met at a bar and he fell for him after he heroically effortlessly beat up a group of Canadian Lumberjacks who were causing trouble.

"Oh here he comes now Dad, I hope you made a big dinner because my Motarywary has quite the appetite."

Then your wife's jaw nearly hits the floor as the 8+ feet tall, 750 pound 4 legged half horse centaur gallops towards your home with dramatic thuds. He takes a few steps forward, then realizes he is still carrying a skull in hand and effortlessly crushes it between his fingers saying "Opps, forgot I still had it."

Then he walks up to your front door, barely able to squeeze into your home after your son opened it for him.

When your son told you his boyfriend wasn't around much because of his dayjob as a general or something in Outworld, you assumed it was another country or PMC, not another realm. You also finally understand his "I wish he had 4 dicks too" joke that previously flew over your head.



Your son then removes 2 seats from the table (Motaro doesn't need any) but realizes no one has sat down because the two of you are staring at each other.

How do you react?
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It's amazing that you actually made a topic relevant to video games rather than more BS about liberals and conservatives.
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I'd shoot Motaro and send my son to a loony bin.
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Shadowplay posted...

It's amazing that you actually made a topic relevant to video games rather than more BS about liberals and conservatives.

When did I make a topic about liberals or conservatives?

I generally avoid those topics
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KStateKing17 posted...

I'd shoot Motaro and send my son to a loony bin.

Bwahahahahaha

Someone doesn't know their Mortal Kombat.

Projectile attacks reflect off Motaro and back at you. You just shot yourself
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I know that jobber got killed by a single shock from Raiden. I'll just get an electric fence.
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I have no son!
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According to one timeline he ends up with two legs and the other he is dead.
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BandofMedz posted...

According to one timeline he ends up with two legs and the other he is dead.

And in this timeline he's banging your son \_()_/
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divot1338 posted...

I have no son!

:(
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I'd ask them about their opinion on your suspension.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

BandofMedz posted...

According to one timeline he ends up with two legs and the other he is dead.

And in this timeline he's banging your son \_()_/

Motaro is clearly a bottom
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UnfairRepresent posted...

divot1338 posted...

I have no son!

:(

But I dont have one.
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EnragedSlith posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

BandofMedz posted...

According to one timeline he ends up with two legs and the other he is dead.

And in this timeline he's banging your son \_()_/

Motaro is clearly a bottom

I don't really want to think about it but I don't see how he is a bottom.

He's the leader of his people (at least miltiarily) and a brutally powerful and violent warrior.
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