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PiOverlord 06/02/19 8:02:17 PM #1: |
Kratos is truly a hero.
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/02/19 8:03:55 PM #2: |
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Skye Reynolds 06/02/19 8:05:53 PM #3: |
> get rejected by woman with a husband
> slip her a lust potion > transform into an animal to have sex with her incognito Yeah, Zeus is a rapey shit bag. <_< ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 06/02/19 8:10:44 PM #4: |
> man shares the secret of fire
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PiOverlord 06/02/19 8:13:13 PM #6: |
I fear the reality where Zeus is real.
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pegusus123456 06/03/19 3:10:47 AM #7: |
All the Greek gods were like that tbh. They were basically what you'd get if regular people were given superpowers and worshiped.
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DD Divine 06/03/19 3:12:24 AM #8: |
All Gods must die
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HunkDude 06/03/19 3:17:14 AM #9: |
kratos actually seemed good compared to lost of Greek gods
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AvantgardeAClue 06/03/19 3:23:25 AM #10: |
I read Percy Jackson recently and he's not much better there
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pegusus123456 06/03/19 3:24:14 AM #11: |
HunkDude posted...
kratos actually seemed good compared to lost of Greek gods I mean, most of the gods didn't Well Okay, Demeter/Hades sort of did. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bad_Mojo 06/03/19 3:39:54 AM #12: |
You can't bring up how much of a POS Zeus is and then bring up Kratos. Kratos isn't real
I still don't know why he went after Hogan like that. Look at what the crazy mother fucker did to Titan's chest - For those of you (I bet all of you) unable to get that, I'll explain it - Zeus the wrestler - Tiny Lister play him in No Hold's Bar, staring Hulk Hogan. Also had a pro wrestling match against Hogan in a tag at SummerSlam. Titn - A current Luchador that also works in New Japan. Has a huge scar on his chest (shown in the picture above) which he got from an Electric Light Tube Zeus The God vs The Titans - Greek Mythology. Zeus = Lightning = Electric Zeus The Wrestler is the one that did this to Titn in my head. He didn't really do it, but it's my "joke" because of all the fitting pieces Also, none of it is real, so why only point out Kratos? =/ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 06/03/19 3:42:28 AM #13: |
pegusus123456 posted...
HunkDude posted...kratos actually seemed good compared to lost of Greek gods I mean, in Demeters defense, any one would get super depressed about their daughter getting kidnapped. And, in Hades defense, you would get lonely too if your family locked you in the basement with nothing but shades and a vicious three-headed dog for company. Even Charon probably doesnt visit, and hes right next door, the jerk! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 06/03/19 3:45:12 AM #14: |
To be fair, the Greek Pantheon is a who's who of assholes. Even the 'nicer' ones often fucked someone over for a shitty reason.
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Bad_Mojo 06/03/19 3:48:26 AM #15: |
Don't forget his bitch wife trying to kill off babies. But then Disney comes along and fucks that all up. Hades is pretty chill, irl
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Disengaged 06/03/19 3:53:55 AM #16: |
Bad_Mojo posted...
Don't forget his bitch wife trying to kill off babies. But then Disney comes along and fucks that all up. Hades is pretty chill, irl Stop astroturfing hades. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bad_Mojo 06/03/19 3:55:09 AM #17: |
Disengaged posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...Don't forget his bitch wife trying to kill off babies. But then Disney comes along and fucks that all up. Hades is pretty chill, irl He gives her back for like half the year!! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 06/03/19 9:19:09 AM #18: |
He killed somebody in the ring after the bell. I never thought they'd let him out.
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Shablagoo 06/03/19 9:21:53 AM #19: |
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Kraidette 06/03/19 10:01:12 AM #20: |
Disengaged posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...Don't forget his bitch wife trying to kill off babies. But then Disney comes along and fucks that all up. Hades is pretty chill, irl It is the truth. Hades didn't even do 70% of the screwed up things the other Greek Gods did. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 11:03:55 AM #21: |
Bad_Mojo posted...
Disengaged posted...Bad_Mojo posted...Don't forget his bitch wife trying to kill off babies. But then Disney comes along and fucks that all up. Hades is pretty chill, irl More than half. Persephone is only gone during the winter. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 06/03/19 11:04:57 AM #22: |
DD Divine posted...
All Gods must die Nah. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/03/19 11:12:37 AM #23: |
Also, the gods suck because sometimes they actually lose to mortals at their specialty. Of course, afterwards, they are sore losers and punish them for it.
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Goats 06/03/19 11:13:45 AM #24: |
Hera: I'm a hot and sexy fertility god that's also your wife.
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PiOverlord 06/03/19 11:17:03 AM #25: |
Zeus loves bestiality.
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Goats 06/03/19 11:18:12 AM #26: |
At least he didn't turn into a horse to seduce his brother.
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PiOverlord 06/03/19 11:25:01 AM #27: |
I don't really know much about Norse Mythology, but I imagine the gods do wild things there as well.
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 11:39:12 AM #28: |
PiOverlord posted...
I don't really know much about Norse Mythology, but I imagine the gods do wild things there as well. Loki turned into a female horse and has sex with a random stallion and gives birth to sleipnir Thor loses his hammer and had to pretend to be a woman to get it back There's some other absurd stuff. Mostly Loki's fault. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Megaman50100 06/03/19 11:43:39 AM #29: |
Not to mention sleipnir becomes Odin's main horse, so imagine riding your mutant bastard horse grandchild around.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/03/19 11:45:14 AM #30: |
One has to wonder if Zeus cheated on Hera because she was a poor wife or she did not satisfy his needs.
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 11:49:55 AM #31: |
Megaman50100 posted...
Not to mention sleipnir becomes Odin's main horse, so imagine riding your mutant bastard horse grandchild around. I don't think Odin is related to Loki except maybe through Ymir which would make him more like a second cousin or nephew. We don't know who Loki's father is, but he uses his Mother's family name. Cultural context tells us that this is basically unheard of unless there was a deliberate reason to not want to acknowledge the father so his father was probably one of the giants. His mother was a Vanir. Can't remember her name. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 06/03/19 11:51:53 AM #32: |
His wife got mad at him one time, so she turned him into a swan
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EbonTitanium 06/03/19 11:52:56 AM #33: |
Athena did some horrible things too.
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 12:16:25 PM #34: |
EbonTitanium posted...
Athena did some horrible things too. Most of the horrible shit done by various greek gods was invented after the fact by Romans, such as Athena cursing Medusa to be hideous with snakes for hair as a punishment for being raped. Medusa was always hideous and evil from the Greek side of things. Nobody cursed her to be that way. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 06/03/19 5:07:22 PM #35: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't think Odin is related to Loki except maybe through Ymir which would make him more like a second cousin or nephew. We don't know who Loki's father is, but he uses his Mother's family name. Cultural context tells us that this is basically unheard of unless there was a deliberate reason to not want to acknowledge the father so his father was probably one of the giants. His mother was a Vanir. Can't remember her name. Loki's father was a jotunn named Frbauti. His mother, Laufey, was also a jotunn, so he wasn't really hiding that he was a jotunn by using her name. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/03/19 5:08:51 PM #36: |
EbonTitanium posted...
Athena did some horrible things too. ...especially that NES game. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 06/03/19 5:24:46 PM #37: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
PiOverlord posted...I don't really know much about Norse Mythology, but I imagine the gods do wild things there as well. It wasnt random: the Gods wanted to build a nice new wall around Asgard, and some random traveler offered to do it in a season if they promised him the sun, the moon, and Freyas hand in marriage. The Gods were going to reject the ridiculous offer, but Loki convinced them otherwise, because of course some random dude couldnt build a giant wall in a single season, but the Gods could just get some of it done for free. They agreed to Lokis logic and also not to interfere in any way. Fast forward four months and the wall is a day away from completion because the traveler was actually a giant with a supernaturally strong stallion, so Loki volunteers to mess up the giants work in a plausibly-deniable way so he doesnt get his skin flayed off by his angry fellows. So he turns into a mare and leads the stallion away and the traveler fails to complete the work and gets angry, but then Thor, who was out murdering giants this whole time comes home and murders the giant, so Loki probably didnt even have to do anything. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 06/03/19 5:37:47 PM #38: |
It's probably genetic. Zeus's dad was a fucking lunatic. He cut off his dad's balls and threw them in the sea. Oh yeah, and this motherfucker ate babies too.
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 6:01:04 PM #39: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
It's probably genetic. Zeus's dad was a fucking lunatic. He cut off his dad's balls and threw them in the sea. Worth noting that when he did this the sea gave birth to Aphrodite. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 06/03/19 6:02:06 PM #40: |
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Zikten 06/03/19 6:05:13 PM #41: |
DD Divine posted...
All Gods must die this concept would make for a cool fantasy series maybe. like something like Game of Thrones but about a mortal worldwide uprising where people reject the gods. it would be set in ancient or medieval times. and you would feature cultures all over the world and many different pantheons. and all the humans unite to war on the gods. there would be all kinds of monsters and stuff. and massive battles. and legendary heroes of mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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