o self has traveled to the present to fight you.

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Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 6:49:26 PM #1:	18 y/o you: You're such a fucking disappointment, man. This is who I grow up to be? Never. I'll save my future by defeating you! activates lightsaber Wat do --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922664694] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>18 y/o you: You're such a fucking disappointment, man. This is who I grow up to be? Never. I'll save my future by defeating you! activates lightsaber Wat do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/01/19 6:50:25 PM #2:	I go fuck myself. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922664727] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I go fuck myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 06/01/19 6:50:37 PM #3:	I accept my demise. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:922664734] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I accept my demise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zaltera 06/01/19 6:55:12 PM #4:	I defeat myself with ease. --- Why is it that he can hit a 3rd baseman on a frozen rope from 300 feet away, but he can't hit a 12 foot tall catcher from 60 feet 6 inches away? -Awesomeo_4000 <cite>Zaltera posted [p:922664869] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I defeat myself with ease.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroKelvin 06/01/19 6:55:24 PM #5:	If past me has a lightsaber, Im pretty fucked. Otherwise I stomp my younger self <cite>ZeroKelvin posted [p:922664878] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>If past me has a lightsaber, Im pretty fucked. Otherwise I stomp my younger self</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 6:55:29 PM #6:	LordMarshal posted... There can be only one. --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922664883] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>There can be only one. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 06/01/19 6:55:31 PM #7:	I can easily take younger me by threatening me with spoilers for stuff in the future. --- https://imgtc.com/i/WBp3VHL.gif https://imgtc.com/i/aGc8opg.gif https://imgtc.com/i/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:922664884] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I can easily take younger me by threatening me with spoilers for stuff in the future.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/01/19 6:56:21 PM #8:	I was in better shape at 18, so I might be in trouble --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922664920] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I was in better shape at 18, so I might be in trouble</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 06/01/19 6:56:26 PM #9:	Wonder why I don't remember this. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:922664924] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Wonder why I don't remember this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 06/01/19 6:56:49 PM #10:	Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. --- N/A <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:922664939] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 6:57:35 PM #11:	MJOLNRVII posted... I can easily take younger me by threatening me with spoilers for stuff in the future. Given what younger you says before activating his lightsaber, telling him what happens in the future will only piss him off. The resulting rage increases his power. --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922664975] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>MJOLNRVII posted...</cite> <quote>I can easily take younger me by threatening me with spoilers for stuff in the future.</quote> Given what younger you says before activating his lightsaber, telling him what happens in the future will only piss him off. The resulting rage increases his power.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 06/01/19 6:58:11 PM #12:	18 year old me was a skinny weakling. I would rip kid me's limbs off like I'm fucking Goro. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:922664995] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>18 year old me was a skinny weakling. I would rip kid me's limbs off like I'm fucking Goro.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 6:58:49 PM #13:	@The_Catgirl_Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. If he does that you'll die too --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922665016] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>@The_Catgirl_Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> If he does that you'll die too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/01/19 6:59:07 PM #14:	That is Americas ass! --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922665023] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>That is Americas ass!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/01/19 7:00:29 PM #15:	So if 18 year old me had a lightsaber why don't I have one now? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:922665079] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>So if 18 year old me had a lightsaber why don't I have one now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/01/19 7:00:55 PM #16:	Scotty_Rogers posted... @The_Catgirl_Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. If he does that you'll die too so it's a lose/lose type of thing, where he either kills his future self or his current self --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922665092] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@The_Catgirl_Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> If he does that you'll die too</quote> so it's a lose/lose type of thing, where he either kills his future self or his current self</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 06/01/19 7:02:03 PM #17:	Its obviously not really me. I've never been the kind of person to pick a fight with anyone, and I never had any strong ambitions. --- No matter where you go, there you are. <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:922665138] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Its obviously not really me. I've never been the kind of person to pick a fight with anyone, and I never had any strong ambitions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/01/19 7:02:26 PM #18:	Im actually me because i was you and killed the former me thinking thatd stop me from being him. It didnt and im actually worse for killing him thinking thatd stop me from being him but as you see im much worse than him. The only way for you to not be me is to spare me or youll continue the loop of becoming worse each time. Your move, asshole. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922665149] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Im actually me because i was you and killed the former me thinking thatd stop me from being him. It didnt and im actually worse for killing him thinking thatd stop me from being him but as you see im much worse than him. The only way for you to not be me is to spare me or youll continue the loop of becoming worse each time. Your move, asshole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 06/01/19 7:02:29 PM #19:	Scotty_Rogers posted... @The_Catgirl_Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. If he does that you'll die too That's fine. --- N/A <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:922665151] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@The_Catgirl_Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> If he does that you'll die too</quote> That's fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 06/01/19 7:02:43 PM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNlu5b6PPg" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/2GzOFQU <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:922665163] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNlu5b6PPg" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/01/19 7:03:07 PM #21:	The past me has weapons from the future? How did this version get to 29 without remembering I use to travel through time and movies when I was 18? --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:922665179] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>The past me has weapons from the future? How did this version get to 29 without remembering I use to travel through time and movies when I was 18?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lagfile 06/01/19 7:03:35 PM #22:	I tell my past self that instead of fighting against me, he could print away final results from matches or something and win easy money, not only erasing the future me he wishes to fight, but also winning easy money. If he could find a way to travel forward in time (with no age gain whatsoever, then surely he knows a way to travel back into the past). I will then tell him that money is not everything, but knowing my 18 y/o self, he would more than likely ignore any advices. --- Thanks Ca_os and Proofpyros for this! https://i.imgtc.com/7n7DYvG.png https://i.imgtc.com/o3XMQS2.jpg <cite>Lagfile posted [p:922665193] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I tell my past self that instead of fighting against me, he could print away final results from matches or something and win easy money, not only erasing the future me he wishes to fight, but also winning easy money. If he could find a way to travel forward in time (with no age gain whatsoever, then surely he knows a way to travel back into the past). I will then tell him that money is not everything, but knowing my 18 y/o self, he would more than likely ignore any advices.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 7:05:23 PM #23:	jk i'm subscribing to multiverse theory, so you won't die if he dies --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922665241] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>jk i'm subscribing to multiverse theory, so you won't die if he dies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 06/01/19 7:06:13 PM #24:	Wouldn't I already know about this, having done it earlier when I was 18 and hence be able to prepare it and defeat mysef, meaning I no longer exist and wouldn't be able to do any of this in the first place? --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:922665261] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't I already know about this, having done it earlier when I was 18 and hence be able to prepare it and defeat mysef, meaning I no longer exist and wouldn't be able to do any of this in the first place?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/01/19 7:07:02 PM #25:	time travel works like it does in DBZ --- THE FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:922665296] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>time travel works like it does in DBZ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiriusStone 06/01/19 7:07:08 PM #26:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP6AvjQjLRU" data-time=" --- See You Space Cowboy... <cite>SiriusStone posted [p:922665300] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP6AvjQjLRU" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/01/19 7:09:26 PM #27:	Scotty_Rogers posted... jk i'm subscribing to multiverse theory, so you won't die if he dies Killing me does nothing for either of us but make you a killer. If youre a killer then ill be better than you asshole. You might want to say hi to your daughter before you kill her father. Have fun taking care of a child without a decent job asshole. Man, i love calling past younger me asshole. You young asshole!" --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922665371] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>jk i'm subscribing to multiverse theory, so you won't die if he dies</quote> Killing me does nothing for either of us but make you a killer. If youre a killer then ill be better than you asshole. You might want to say hi to your daughter before you kill her father. Have fun taking care of a child without a decent job asshole. Man, i love calling past younger me asshole. You young asshole!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 06/01/19 7:09:52 PM #28:	I'd kick his ass, then I'd fuck his ass. --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:922665389] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I'd kick his ass, then I'd fuck his ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieV3 06/01/19 7:11:36 PM #29:	The Catgirl Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. Isnt he doing that already? --- nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono <cite>CookieV3 posted [p:922665459] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> Isnt he doing that already?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 06/01/19 7:15:50 PM #30:	Scotty_Rogers posted... activates lightsaber Close your account. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:922665612] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>activates lightsaber </quote> Close your account.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/01/19 7:18:34 PM #31:	CookieV3 posted... The Catgirl Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. Isnt he doing that already? it's a doggy dog world --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922665710] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>CookieV3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> Isnt he doing that already?</quote> it's a doggy dog world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 06/01/19 7:21:30 PM #32:	LordMarshal posted... I go fuck myself. --- \o/ uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:922665805] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>I go fuck myself.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 06/01/19 8:47:11 PM #33:	It'll be a tough fight but 18 year old me would win. I was much quicker back then. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:922668924] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>It'll be a tough fight but 18 year old me would win. I was much quicker back then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 06/01/19 8:51:57 PM #34:	Scotty_Rogers posted... activates lightsaber ...Moves hand This is not the future you're looking for~ If that doesn't work then I'm fucked against a lightsaber. --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. The hardest choices require the strongest wills. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:922669098] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>activates lightsaber</quote> ...Moves hand This is not the future you're looking for~ If that doesn't work then I'm fucked against a lightsaber.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyThotter 06/01/19 9:02:06 PM #35:	18yo me would be intimidated and just crack jokes to try and lighten the mood and befriend me lol --- "With cheese in either hand, anything is possible" <cite>HairyThotter posted [p:922669499] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>18yo me would be intimidated and just crack jokes to try and lighten the mood and befriend me lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 06/01/19 9:04:20 PM #36:	strike me down and become more powerful than ever imagined. --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:922669572] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>strike me down and become more powerful than ever imagined.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/01/19 9:06:50 PM #37:	18 y/o me was a near sucuidal wreck, so easy win. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:922669667] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>18 y/o me was a near sucuidal wreck, so easy win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 06/01/19 9:14:27 PM #38:	I'm screwed, 18 year old me was a savage. --- https://tinyurl.com/y8nh4ach <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:922669956] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I'm screwed, 18 year old me was a savage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 06/01/19 9:42:52 PM #39:	Give him the a number of the lptto ticket numbers for the biggest jackpots and date. Then let me kill myself. --- Our culture accepts two lies. If you disagree with someone's lifestyle, you must fear/hate them. To love someone you agree with everything they believe/do. <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:922670917] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Give him the a number of the lptto ticket numbers for the biggest jackpots and date. Then let me kill myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mehmeh1 06/01/19 9:48:33 PM #40:	ask him what happens in 2020 --- FC: 3840-6927-7945, have OR/Y/SM4SH/PSMD/S/US I'm a youtuber, here is my link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRj1lj8EWzRtw3jp3HUXCxQ? .I play games <cite>mehmeh1 posted [p:922671114] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>ask him what happens in 2020</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/01/19 10:20:34 PM #41:	"Don't masturbate so much. You'll have trouble getting it up." <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:922672299] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>"Don't masturbate so much. You'll have trouble getting it up."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 06/01/19 10:26:12 PM #42:	ZeroKelvin posted... If past me has a lightsaber, Im pretty fucked. Otherwise I stomp my younger self Id just shoot him. Light saber or not me at at age isn't quick enough to deflect bullets. Id aim for something non vital likebthe leg. if i miss it would still be enough to make younger me retreat. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:922672509] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZeroKelvin posted...</cite> <quote>If past me has a lightsaber, Im pretty fucked. Otherwise I stomp my younger self</quote> Id just shoot him. Light saber or not me at at age isn't quick enough to deflect bullets. Id aim for something non vital likebthe leg. if i miss it would still be enough to make younger me retreat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 06/01/19 10:47:53 PM #43:	Nah. I knew I had no meaningful future long before 18. <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:922673384] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>Nah. I knew I had no meaningful future long before 18.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 06/01/19 10:49:56 PM #44:	Zaltera posted... I defeat myself with ease. --- "Everyone attack." - The man in the back <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:922673469] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zaltera posted...</cite> <quote>I defeat myself with ease.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 06/01/19 10:51:42 PM #45:	KStateKing17 posted... I accept my demise. --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:922673543] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>KStateKing17 posted...</cite> <quote>I accept my demise.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 06/01/19 11:10:41 PM #46:	boxington posted... CookieV3 posted... The Catgirl Fondler posted... Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself. Isnt he doing that already? it's a doggy dog world Please be kidding. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:922674297] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CookieV3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing 18 year old me, he'd probably turn the lightsaber on himself.</quote> Isnt he doing that already?</quote> it's a doggy dog world</quote> Please be kidding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 06/01/19 11:16:40 PM #47:	lol my 18 year old self was just as much a loser as my current self. Stalemate? --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:922674536] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>lol my 18 year old self was just as much a loser as my current self. Stalemate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/01/19 11:21:10 PM #48:	I weighed about 150 when I was 18, so I'd probably fuck that scrawny kid up. A lightsaber would be an issue though.... --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:922674718] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I weighed about 150 when I was 18, so I'd probably fuck that scrawny kid up. A lightsaber would be an issue though....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jedisamurai 06/01/19 11:28:43 PM #49:	In a few years when my boy turns 18, I'll let you know. He got blessed with some extra good looks from his mom's side, but physically, he'll be almost my clone at that age. I'll still have the advantage. Yes he'll have the youth, and be strong, but having fully developed "man-strength" and experience should not be underestimated in this scenario. Guys dont develop their full strength until their mid 20s. <cite>jedisamurai posted [p:922675009] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>In a few years when my boy turns 18, I'll let you know. He got blessed with some extra good looks from his mom's side, but physically, he'll be almost my clone at that age. I'll still have the advantage. Yes he'll have the youth, and be strong, but having fully developed "man-strength" and experience should not be underestimated in this scenario. Guys dont develop their full strength until their mid 20s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/01/19 11:43:17 PM #50:	I beat the fuck out of him --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:922675454] in Scenario: ... [t:77755686]...</cite> <quote>I beat the fuck out of him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: Your 18 y/o self has traveled to the present to fight you.