Current Events > Watching Max Payne (unrated)

Topic List
Page List: 1
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 5:46:22 PM
#1:


This will be fun.
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
06/01/19 5:47:02 PM
#2:


Will it tho?
---
Name checks out
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins
06/01/19 5:47:37 PM
#3:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Will it tho?


No
---
Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 5:48:45 PM
#4:


This is not opening like the game
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 5:49:33 PM
#5:


Is this Jason Bourne wtf
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima
06/01/19 5:50:07 PM
#6:


why would you subject yourself to this
... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720
06/01/19 5:50:58 PM
#7:


Dark_Garioshi posted...
This is not opening like the game

We warned you
---
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." - Harlan Ellison
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 5:54:36 PM
#8:


Why the fuck does he have a revolver
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 5:56:16 PM
#9:


Where are the internal monologues
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington
06/01/19 5:58:06 PM
#10:


I laughed at Ludacris being cast as Bravura
---
b-bb-box
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:01:25 PM
#11:


That's not Jack Lupino
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:02:30 PM
#12:


Why is Max Payne taking this random chick back to his house
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:05:06 PM
#13:


It's been almost 20 minutes and Max hasn't shot a single person wtf
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima
06/01/19 6:05:49 PM
#14:


we told you
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:08:54 PM
#15:


What is this bullshit
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:11:46 PM
#16:


Finally, some good old-fashioned violence.
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:15:02 PM
#17:


...that's it?
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro
06/01/19 6:21:02 PM
#18:


Oh wow I didn't know that existed. How do you fuck up a Max Payne movie?
---
PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794
Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand.
... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold
06/01/19 6:21:32 PM
#19:


Mila Kunis is hot.
---
Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer
06/01/19 6:21:57 PM
#20:


max payne 3 is the best max payne movie
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:27:20 PM
#21:


Why does he not have a revolver anymore
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:28:31 PM
#22:


Why the fuck did this guy's apartment have no wall below the window
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:30:52 PM
#23:


Also this has almost ZERO similarities with the game how did they fuck this up so hard
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:40:46 PM
#24:


are
are they showing us the hook to the game 55 minutes into the movie
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 6:51:49 PM
#25:


Where are the painkillers, anyway?
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1
06/01/19 7:12:22 PM
#26:


The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away. All of my past was presented on sheets of paper, words nothing more than lines of dialogue. I was in a mediocre film adaptation. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
06/01/19 7:13:34 PM
#27:


Dark_Garioshi posted...
Where are the painkillers, anyway?


My belly
---
Name checks out
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 7:22:41 PM
#28:


What, exactly, makes this "uncut"? This is easily PG-13.
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/01/19 7:24:51 PM
#29:


It's an average movie at best, but I don't know how you could possibly put up a bigger middle finger to the source material.
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/02/19 7:19:53 AM
#30:


Oh god this store has the Super Mario Bros movie
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDrivingForce
06/02/19 7:55:28 AM
#31:


I read it as Major Payne.

Better movie imo.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Garioshi
06/02/19 8:05:47 AM
#32:


TheDrivingForce posted...
I read it as Major Payne.

Better movie imo.

I don't know what that is but it's probably true
---
What is this "logic" you speak of?
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDrivingForce
06/02/19 8:08:12 AM
#33:


Dark_Garioshi posted...
TheDrivingForce posted...
I read it as Major Payne.

Better movie imo.

I don't know what that is but it's probably true

Check it out. Its a good light hearted comedy about kids joining a boot camp, starring Damon Wayans, who is so underrated.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1