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FFVII_REMAKE
05/31/19 12:43:14 AM
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You become a slave to their lives working yourself to death just to support their needs until you become frail and crumble. What's that you say? What about.... YOUR needs? Hah. To hell with your needs. Go get dressed and take your family out to dinner which btw you're paying for the bills.
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TreyFlowers
05/31/19 12:43:32 AM
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my wife makes more money than me
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PatrickMahomes
05/31/19 12:43:45 AM
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Yup. Sounds fucking awful.
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berlyman101
05/31/19 12:44:08 AM
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With that attitude you're better off skipping out (srs)
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SuperShake666
05/31/19 12:45:17 AM
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This sounds like very incel-based logic.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/31/19 12:45:26 AM
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Obligatory who hurt you comment.
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Strider102
05/31/19 12:49:40 AM
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Been a father for 13 years and married for 11.

Still waiting for my life, freedom and money to give out.
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Cornmuffins
05/31/19 12:52:14 AM
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Lame, tired gimmick. Pick something else
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emblem boy
05/31/19 12:52:14 AM
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https://i.redd.it/rnp2vl7575131.jpg
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emblem boy
05/31/19 12:52:47 AM
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https://i.redd.it/vaiw1nicgdx21.jpg
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HiddenLurker
05/31/19 1:03:45 AM
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...unless they meet an "accident". *cough*murder them you know you want to*cough*
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El Mexicano Texano
05/31/19 1:21:36 AM
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You must have a shit paying job if you can't afford your own needs...I haven't given my wife a gift in over 2 years we are happily married with another kid on the way. Marry a person you know not a stranger you have dated for 3 years.
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L0Z
05/31/19 1:46:27 AM
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18 years is not a long time
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MakoReizei
05/31/19 1:49:30 AM
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you're doing it wrong if that's what your marriage is
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MrMallard
05/31/19 1:54:47 AM
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If you're gonna marry someone, then you should probably love them a great deal. Especially if you have kids. If you're not willing to give your life to your family, then don't start a family.
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Darmik
05/31/19 2:00:01 AM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Go get dressed and take your family out to dinner which btw you're paying for the bills.


But if you're a family you're sharing your resources.

Do you think your entire life was just a bill for your Dad?
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Dark_SilverX
05/31/19 2:02:35 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Yup. Sounds fucking awful.

It's beautiful. Waking up as a slave for 18 years.
As long as your family smiles that is all that matters.
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coinstarcad
05/31/19 2:02:46 AM
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If you're a father your life has purpose, you have an important role to fill. My purpose is to make stuff to sell so I can buy other stuff.
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knutjob
05/31/19 2:03:15 AM
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Some people have a warped view of family life. Must have had a sad childhood.
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MICHALCOLE
05/31/19 2:03:31 AM
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And at dinner time you know what you do? No tv..

You talk about your day!

How was your day? Well it was good, how was your day?
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glitteringfairy
05/31/19 2:04:37 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...
my wife makes more money than me

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Darmik
05/31/19 2:05:01 AM
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MICHALCOLE posted...
And at dinner time you know what you do? No tv..

You talk about your day!

How was your day? Well it was good, how was your day?


They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
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MICHALCOLE
05/31/19 2:05:24 AM
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Darmik posted...
MICHALCOLE posted...
And at dinner time you know what you do? No tv..

You talk about your day!

How was your day? Well it was good, how was your day?


They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

My man
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MrMallard
05/31/19 2:05:32 AM
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emblem boy posted...
https://i.redd.it/vaiw1nicgdx21.jpg

Holy shit, was this written by Spoony?
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FreshSushi
05/31/19 2:06:23 AM
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it's all good you only get one life
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emblem boy
05/31/19 8:23:46 AM
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MrMallard posted...
emblem boy posted...
https://i.redd.it/vaiw1nicgdx21.jpg

Holy shit, was this written by Spoony?


No idea who that is
It's from a subreddit, marriageisbliss
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DyingPancake
05/31/19 8:34:42 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Lame, tired gimmick. Pick something else


It really is. Worst thing is that people eat this one up every time for some reason

If someone's life "ended" after getting married or having kids then they had an incredibly boring life to begin with. Its not like they would be missing much anyways so complaining about it doesn't make much sense

Atleast this one had some Seinfeld quotes in it
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DevsBro
05/31/19 8:42:35 AM
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Iunno, an empty home sounds like a prison to me.

I lived alone for three short years in college and the weekends were rough af.
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apocalyptic_4
05/31/19 8:51:01 AM
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Imagine taking care of your family LMAO
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IfGodCouldDie
05/31/19 9:14:16 AM
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Darmik posted...
Do you think your entire life was just a bill for your Dad?

Based on this topic I think it's fair assume both his parents made sure he knew that's all he was to them.
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PatrickMahomes
05/31/19 10:59:25 AM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
PatrickMahomes posted...
Yup. Sounds fucking awful.

It's beautiful. Waking up as a slave for 18 years.
As long as your family smiles that is all that matters.

Except you can't wake up because you'll never get any sleep
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knutjob
05/31/19 11:40:48 AM
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DyingPancake posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
Lame, tired gimmick. Pick something else


It really is. Worst thing is that people eat this one up every time for some reason

If someone's life "ended" after getting married or having kids then they had an incredibly boring life to begin with. Its not like they would be missing much anyways so complaining about it doesn't make much sense

Atleast this one had some Seinfeld quotes in it


This 100%
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