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PMarth2002
05/27/19 2:37:01 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
The very idea of jobbers is that they're not badass. Edward is unquestionably the biggest jobber in the series.


Yeah i was thinking of the worf effect when I posted that. My bad. In that case i'd agree with Edward
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PMarth2002
05/27/19 2:41:45 PM
#52:


Alucard188 posted...
Irony posted...
Alucard188 posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Cait Sith


What? No. He's arguably the most important character on the team.

Zell. Does he have any remarkable scenes in that game?

dXZJdx8


Didn't somebody shop that in with Mentos at one point? That seems like it would be rife for meme.


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The Popo
05/27/19 2:46:04 PM
#53:


I love him... but how about Ultros? Keeps trying to fight and keeps losing, and gets shown by a little girl that hes just an ugly octopus, and ultimately just gets a 9-to-5 job.
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Tryhaptaward
05/27/19 2:47:16 PM
#54:


I never finished the game nor remember it, but Tellah probably
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SolKarellen
05/27/19 2:55:53 PM
#55:


Rika_Furude posted...
Khimari. He is the weakest Ronso, and was so weak it offended the entire Ronso race and he was outcast. He's also the most useless and worst party member in the game and has no notable feats.
He formed a pact with Auron to look after Yuna at the drop of a hat.

Kimahri's the ultimate Bro.
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EbonTitanium
05/27/19 3:02:15 PM
#56:


Ultros
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 3:07:04 PM
#57:


Kind of happy no one reaponded to me. Half expected angry 7 die hard fans to flame me lol

With everyone saying edward though isnt a jobber supposed to lose by definition? Edward doesnt lose fights unless you count when tellah assaulted him when he was at his most emotionally vulnerable state. Lost his girl and his country.
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Megaman50100
05/27/19 3:09:05 PM
#58:


Seymour, takes the L at every turn throughout the game, his only success was capturing Yuna but what he wanted her for was still foiled.
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spikethedevil
05/27/19 3:09:45 PM
#59:


Vaan? He has no real importance to the story at all tbh.
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Bad_Mojo
05/27/19 3:45:32 PM
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 3:56:16 PM
#61:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Cloud in FFT


Yeah shit pissed me off. Glad they didnt do that to the leading man when they put him in the war of the lions version.
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neverwin
05/27/19 6:43:18 PM
#62:


Jobber is someone who's supposedly really strong but loses to make the other guy look strong in comparison.

So CE lacking brain cells as usual.
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ultimate reaver
05/27/19 6:46:22 PM
#63:


neverwin posted...
Jobber is someone who's supposedly really strong but loses to make the other guy look strong in comparison.

So CE lacking brain cells as usual.


Jobber is a pro wrestling term and it doesn't nessicarily mean that the person losing has to seem strong, there have been plenty of doughy fat guys and dorky tiny men that have been jobbers throughout history
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 6:54:35 PM
#64:


ultimate reaver posted...
neverwin posted...
Jobber is someone who's supposedly really strong but loses to make the other guy look strong in comparison.

So CE lacking brain cells as usual.


Jobber is a pro wrestling term and it doesn't nessicarily mean that the person losing has to seem strong, there have been plenty of doughy fat guys and dorky tiny men that have been jobbers throughout history


Yeah in wrestling its just a guy who loses usually. He can put on a good show and look competent in the ring. Or he can be steamrolled every match
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Tyranthraxus
05/27/19 6:57:47 PM
#65:


It's Sephiroth strictly speaking.

He's actually Soldier 1st class unlike Cloud, and is officially far more powerful than cloud but loses when they fight because of a "personality flaw"
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Lairen
05/27/19 6:59:43 PM
#66:


Alucard188 posted...
Irony posted...
Alucard188 posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Cait Sith


What? No. He's arguably the most important character on the team.

Zell. Does he have any remarkable scenes in that game?

dXZJdx8


Didn't somebody shop that in with Mentos at one point? That seems like it would be rife for meme.


Spoony.
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Lairen
05/27/19 7:00:37 PM
#67:


Ramza
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Tyranthraxus
05/27/19 7:02:22 PM
#68:


Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?
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Lairen
05/27/19 7:03:51 PM
#69:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....
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Tryhaptaward
05/27/19 7:15:44 PM
#70:


Tyranthraxus posted...
It's Sephiroth strictly speaking.

He's actually Soldier 1st class unlike Cloud, and is officially far more powerful than cloud but loses when they fight because of a "personality flaw"


That's not a jobber, Sephiroth has actual feats and isn't there to make Cloud/Party look good. Jobbers are there to make others look good, like Vegeta or Yamcha. Also, that's just the ending so
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 7:18:41 PM
#71:


Tryhaptaward posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's Sephiroth strictly speaking.

He's actually Soldier 1st class unlike Cloud, and is officially far more powerful than cloud but loses when they fight because of a "personality flaw"


That's not a jobber, Sephiroth has actual feats and isn't there to make Cloud/Party look good. Jobbers are there to make others look good, like Vegeta or Yamcha. Also, that's just the ending so


Cloud beat him way before the ending before cloud had any mako put into him at all. Kinda killed him.
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AlisLandale
05/27/19 7:22:38 PM
#72:


Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol
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yusiko
05/27/19 7:22:56 PM
#73:


zell is awesome
for shame TC
for shame

also he blew squall in jail which was fun

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Tyranthraxus
05/27/19 7:24:51 PM
#74:


Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....


He literally never fought Delita.
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 7:28:15 PM
#75:


AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.
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AlisLandale
05/27/19 7:31:11 PM
#76:


mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.


The bomb was already planted when they got there. They couldnt deactivate it. And Reno ran away like a punk >_>

And kidnapping isnt a fighting feat <_<
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 7:36:18 PM
#77:


AlisLandale posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.


The bomb was already planted when they got there. They couldnt deactivate it. And Reno ran away like a punk >_>

And kidnapping isnt a fighting feat <_<


You ignored the other part. By himself he fought 3 of your party and lasted a little while at least. In jrpgs if it wasnt for its usually a save the world scenario id swear they make it look like ganging up on a dude is ok behavior in a fight.
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Lairen
05/27/19 7:38:28 PM
#78:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....


He literally never fought Delita.


He gets everything while Ramza gets nothing...Jobber.
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Tyranthraxus
05/27/19 7:44:33 PM
#79:


Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....


He literally never fought Delita.


He gets everything while Ramza gets nothing...Jobber.


do you even remember the ending? It's pretty clear Delita feels like Ramza got the better end of the bargain.
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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 7:44:44 PM
#80:


Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....


He literally never fought Delita.


He gets everything while Ramza gets nothing...Jobber.


I dont think ramza cared about becoming king or being remembered by history. And on the latter the way the game starts out implies a historian way latter finds evidence of the truth.
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Lairen
05/27/19 8:04:56 PM
#81:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Lairen posted...
Ramza

Dude fucking goes ham on the entire aristocracy, church, and lucavi. How is he a jobber?


Dissappears/removed from history while his buddy Delita....


He literally never fought Delita.


He gets everything while Ramza gets nothing...Jobber.


do you even remember the ending? It's pretty clear Delita feels like Ramza got the better end of the bargain.


Still a jobber.
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AlisLandale
05/27/19 8:09:39 PM
#82:


mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.


The bomb was already planted when they got there. They couldnt deactivate it. And Reno ran away like a punk >_>

And kidnapping isnt a fighting feat <_<


You ignored the other part. By himself he fought 3 of your party and lasted a little while at least. In jrpgs if it wasnt for its usually a save the world scenario id swear they make it look like ganging up on a dude is ok behavior in a fight.


I mean a hell House does the same thing except its attacks hit you harder lol

What does Reno have? His pyramid thing? Thats cute >_>
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Tryhaptaward
05/27/19 8:11:11 PM
#83:


Out of everything here, still sounds like Tellah to me. I haven't played FFV either, but I think Galuf fits the bill as well as a contender. Hmm, starting to see that they both have something in common...
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jumi
05/27/19 8:11:47 PM
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Edward from FFIV.
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0xDEFECADE
05/27/19 8:12:02 PM
#85:


Dark_Garioshi posted...
Edward. Come on, guys.

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ssk9716757
05/27/19 8:13:04 PM
#86:


sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Gilgamesh


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mooreandrew58
05/27/19 8:13:13 PM
#87:


AlisLandale posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.


The bomb was already planted when they got there. They couldnt deactivate it. And Reno ran away like a punk >_>

And kidnapping isnt a fighting feat <_<


You ignored the other part. By himself he fought 3 of your party and lasted a little while at least. In jrpgs if it wasnt for its usually a save the world scenario id swear they make it look like ganging up on a dude is ok behavior in a fight.


I mean a hell House does the same thing except its attacks hit you harder lol

What does Reno have? His pyramid thing? Thats cute >_>


? My point is one man went toe to toe with 3 people cloud being one of them. Sure he lost but it took 3 to do it. I wouldnt call that being clowned. I call it sad that it took 3 fighters to take down one guy who isnt even meant to be a front line solider type
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Megaman50100
05/27/19 8:17:09 PM
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Odin in FFVIII, right?
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The Popo
05/28/19 12:25:15 AM
#89:


mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do the Turks do anything besides get clowned on?

Their biggest victories are pushing a button and killing a joke character. Even in Advent children they just pretended to be relevant lol


Figured biggest feat would be how Reno by himself held 3 of clouds party off long enough to drop a plate on sector 7 and iirc kidnap aerith.


The bomb was already planted when they got there. They couldnt deactivate it. And Reno ran away like a punk >_>

And kidnapping isnt a fighting feat <_<


You ignored the other part. By himself he fought 3 of your party and lasted a little while at least. In jrpgs if it wasnt for its usually a save the world scenario id swear they make it look like ganging up on a dude is ok behavior in a fight.

They also captured the party during the assault on Shinra Tower. Jobbers really shouldnt be scoring any wins.

I stand by Ultros. Dude went 0-4 in a relatively short amount of time. And couldnt execute his own damn plan properly to kill Celes at the opera.

The Popo posted...
I love him... but how about Ultros? Keeps trying to fight and keeps losing, and gets shown by a little girl that hes just an ugly octopus, and ultimately just gets a 9-to-5 job.

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Conception616
05/28/19 12:32:10 AM
#90:


CapnMuffin posted...
Yall need to learn what a jobber is.


This. In direct response to the question being asked in the topic title, the definitive answer is imp/goblin.
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lechaflan
05/28/19 12:38:14 AM
#91:


The Paul Heyman of the FF series... Palmer. Could've been a fun villain but nope... gets wrecked by a wild Tiny Bronco
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Tyranthraxus
05/28/19 12:39:29 AM
#92:


Conception616 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Yall need to learn what a jobber is.


This. In direct response to the question being asked in the topic title, the definitive answer is imp/goblin.

How does killing a goblin make anyone look good?
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Conception616
05/28/19 12:42:41 AM
#93:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Conception616 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Yall need to learn what a jobber is.


This. In direct response to the question being asked in the topic title, the definitive answer is imp/goblin.

How does killing a goblin make anyone look good?


So, you also dont know what a jobber is.
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Tyranthraxus
05/28/19 12:45:37 AM
#94:


Conception616 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Conception616 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Yall need to learn what a jobber is.


This. In direct response to the question being asked in the topic title, the definitive answer is imp/goblin.

How does killing a goblin make anyone look good?


So, you also dont know what a jobber is.

A jobber is a professional wrestler who intentionally loses a fight to make another wrestler look good.

The goblin's losses are neither intentional nor does it make anyone look good.
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yusiko
05/28/19 12:49:47 AM
#95:


a jobber in fiction is when a character loses to make another character look good especially if they have the skill set to win if they put more effort into it

a good example would be lucy vs minerva in fairy tail. they wanted minerva to look good by beating a member of fairy tail. but the thing is lucy's connection with her steller spirit leo is so strong she can summon him without her key so even though minerva stole her key lucy still had a way to fight back. and since minervas power is focused through her eyes it was a lucy vs bickslow situation all over again so lucy had everything she needed to pull off a darkhorse victory but the writer didnt let her
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