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https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

CASHMERE A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didnt stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriffs detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans hed taken off before entering the hospital.

Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.

Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilsons proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.

During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilsons anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.

He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, but his legal troubles would continue.

From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.

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Hexenherz posted...

Jeffrey Wilson, 27

Hexenherz posted...

13-time convicted felon,

he's been busy

also, not particularly talented at his trade

Ouch.
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So he had weed in his butt and meth in his car?

Also why didnt he give the drugs to his friend along with the gun?
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even rats are smarter than this dude
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Lol
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I'd imagine the bullet wound and desire to ditch the firearm distracted him from junk stuck up his muffler.
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Hexenherz posted...

A 13-time convicted felon,

how???
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@Manocheese
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Nature working itself out
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At least he'll no longer be tripping balls....
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RIP Man allegedly
Died at the weed shot 97 cm up his butt
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Saddest man on Earth lmao
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I like the part where they searched him at the correctional facility and found the drugs and so they charged him with possession of narcotics at the correctional facility lol.
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This guy has a girlfriend. What's your excuse, CE?
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