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KeepAnEyeOut
05/22/19 4:09:00 AM
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*counts on fingers* "Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, Deuu... the Right Thing."
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Phantom_Nook
05/22/19 4:16:04 AM
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Well of course I haven't. It's more than five lines long.
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Hayame Zero
05/22/19 4:31:24 AM
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I got halfway through the Bible and Goku wasn't even mentioned once.
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...I think I'm done here...
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TwoDoorPunkCab
05/22/19 4:33:36 AM
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i don't read books without pictures
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Tell me your favourite things.
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SoIidLegacy
05/22/19 4:40:20 AM
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By the time I started reading books, I had outgrown fairy tales.
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KeepAnEyeOut
05/22/19 5:08:04 AM
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"What version of the Bible are you reading?"

"The New Rick James Version."
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Strider102
05/22/19 5:27:09 AM
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I...actually read it once because people were like "you need to read it and find God"

I never found God, and all it did was make me believe in him less then I did prior.
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Dragonblade01
05/22/19 5:28:21 AM
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I read it.

OT God is an asshole.

NT God is a marginally more progressive asshole.
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KeepAnEyeOut
05/22/19 5:35:08 AM
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This isn't a topic about the Bible, ya goofs.
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008Zulu
05/22/19 5:59:24 AM
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"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her; in and again, till she brings him to his full and rest him then upon the sweat of her breasts."

I know my Bible.
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