Current Events > Well CE, Im 29 and just lost my V card, because I paid for it (legal where I am)

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Lvaneede
05/22/19 2:40:55 AM
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So, I have never been in a relationship before, and Im not really that interested in having one (I like the freedom of being single)
I wont go into why I decided to do it, because its a long story and not why you're here.

I looked up places in the city Im currently in (not where I live) and found one that was recommended by people on reddit and their website was good, explaining their procedure. It was a full service "Massage" place.
I went in, spoke to the women at the counter, she asked what I wanted. I said I had never been to a place like that before and was nervous. Told me to relax and take a seat, so I did.
Four girls then came out, one by one, said hello and a quick hand shake. I chose the last one, a slim blonde woman.
I then went down to a room with her and had a quick chat about cost. I went for half an hour, which was $190 aud.
She said I had to have a quick shower, which was in the corner of the room. She left, I had a shower, she came back and then things started.
Basically she stripped, then got on top. Positions changed a few times.
I don't know how long it lasted exactly, but it seemed long enough for me to not feel bad about it.
She then gave me a massage for a short time until the half hour was up.
I then had another quick shower, got dressed and left.

Summary, wow its warm and feels pretty good. Protection was worn, so that would have reduced things a bit.

Im kind of busy right now, doing stuff in the city where I am right now. I will monitor this topic, but don't expect fast responses.
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MrMallard
05/22/19 2:43:13 AM
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Congrats, dude! Never visited a hooker, but yeah sex is pretty neat when it happens. Seems like the experience was pretty good.
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boxington
05/22/19 2:43:33 AM
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think you might go again?
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Music_Rock_Cat
05/22/19 2:43:33 AM
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Didn't Frank Grimes on the Simpsons do the same thing?
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Perascamin
05/22/19 2:43:45 AM
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Conflict posted...
Lvaneede posted...
I wont go into why I decided to do it, because its a long story and not why you're here.


That's exactly why I'm here

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Current_Events
05/22/19 2:44:37 AM
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kinda sounds rude to ask a customer to get a shower first
it's like implying you are dirty to get in touch with her
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Lvaneede
05/22/19 2:46:14 AM
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MrMallard posted...
Seems like the experience was pretty good

It went surprisingly well.

boxington posted...
think you might go again?

Maybe if Im back im this city at some point and habe both money and time to waste.

Conflict posted...
That's exactly why I'm here

Maybe I can explain later
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/22/19 2:47:32 AM
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Did you do it because your 30th birthday is coming up and you didnt want to be a wizard?
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Shablagoo
05/22/19 2:50:38 AM
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Current_Events posted...
kinda sounds rude to ask a customer to get a shower first
it's like implying you are dirty to get in touch with her

Seems like pretty basic sanitation to me, lol.
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CM_Ponch
05/22/19 2:53:42 AM
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I wonder how much those women make
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Awakened_Link
05/22/19 2:59:53 AM
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Current_Events posted...
kinda sounds rude to ask a customer to get a shower first
it's like implying you are dirty to get in touch with her


Sounds reasonable enough for a hooker who's about to have sex with a complete stranger.
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Lorenzo_2003
05/22/19 3:01:28 AM
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Congrats on the sex. I hope you get to use that service as often as you'd like.
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Lvaneede
05/22/19 3:18:38 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Did you do it because your 30th birthday is coming up and you didnt want to be a wizard?

Thats part of it.

Shablagoo posted...
Seems like pretty basic sanitation to me

Exactly

Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Congrats on the sex.

Thanks
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JimmyFraska
05/22/19 3:29:30 AM
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The fact you paid for it followed by this topic tells me you are not in fact happy being single.
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cavalierking
05/22/19 3:34:45 AM
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how long do you think you would have been a virgin for had you not paid for it
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Blue_Dream87
05/22/19 3:41:19 AM
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Did she know you were a virgin?

Sounds like you had a good experience at least, so many horror stories of first times. I'm happy to know I just came really fast >_>
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knutjob
05/22/19 4:24:20 AM
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I remember thinking how warm it was when I lost my virginity too. I guess I take it for granted now. Makes me sad in a really weird way.
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Lvaneede
05/22/19 4:38:08 AM
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JimmyFraska posted...
The fact you paid for it followed by this topic tells me you are not in fact happy being single.

Well, Im mostly happy. I would like a partner at some point, but I dont really see it happening.

cavalierking posted...
how long do you think you would have been a virgin for had you not paid for it

Many more years.

Blue_Dream87 posted...
Did she know you were a virgin?

I didn't tell her specifically, but she probably worked it out.
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Back_Stabbath
05/22/19 4:42:37 AM
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Current_Events posted...
kinda sounds rude to ask a customer to get a shower first
it's like implying you are dirty to get in touch with her

its just basic protocol really. even the fancy ho parlours that cost hundreds just to get into still have you shower before business. over here anyway (NZ, where its also legal).
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MemberBerry
05/22/19 4:45:44 AM
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Make sure next time to pay a little more and go rubber-less.
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MemberBerry
05/22/19 4:46:54 AM
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cavalierking posted...
how long do you think you would have been a virgin for had you not paid for it


Lmfao dedddddddd
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Skywalker82
05/22/19 4:47:48 AM
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Are you going back?

I also want to know more on why you went through with it.
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toyota
05/22/19 4:52:24 AM
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How hot was she? Tried looking her up on facebook to share some pics with us?

Did you make out with her or eat her out?
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Lvaneede
05/22/19 6:18:43 AM
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MemberBerry posted...
Make sure next time to pay a little more and go rubber-less.

Nope

Skywalker82 posted...
I also want to know more on why you went through with it

Besides the wizard thing that was joked about earlier. I just got back from a three week road trip. During that trip I witnessed the aftermath of my brother hitting a cow on the road at high speed on a motorbike. Thankfully, amazingly, he wasn't seriously injured. This reminded me how unexpectedly life can change or end if youre really unlucky.
So basically, I wanted to get laid while I still can and have a reasonably fit body to to have a bit of fun while doing it.

toyota posted...
How hot was she? Tried looking her up on facebook to share some pics with us?

She was hot, but not amazingly hot. She had a pretty fit body and must work out a bit. She had breast implants, from what I can tell. With her low body fat, she would have been quite flat without them.
She had a very nice rear end, when she bent over, it was a very nice view.

toyota posted...
Did you make out with her or eat her out?

She did kind of kiss me once, but I wasn't really into that and she stopped. No to the second question.
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pkmnlord
05/22/19 1:27:03 PM
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Lvaneede posted...
She had breast implants, from what I can tell.

Well that sucks.

Lvaneede posted...
With her low body fat, she would have been quite flat without them.

...Buuuuuut in that case I can understand.
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burritosatan
05/22/19 1:28:11 PM
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I don't know how long it lasted exactly, but it seemed long enough for me to not feel bad about it

Lol
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toyota
05/23/19 3:47:14 AM
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Lvaneede posted...

She did kind of kiss me once,

eww
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