Poll of the Day > You become a software tester

Topic List
Page List: 1
TheWorstPoster
05/20/19 9:38:36 PM
#1:


Whenever you are debugging, a bunch of midgets in brightly colored clothes all come out of hiding and sing "Ding Dong the Glitch Is Dead" whenever you remove a software error.

What happens now?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma
05/20/19 9:41:01 PM
#2:


Im employed.
---
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosAzeroth
05/20/19 10:04:21 PM
#3:


Sarcasthma posted...
Im employed.


Also am amused at work. Hard not to be when there's people jovially singing and making a bit of a joke.

Can't get annoying, I run things into the ground, then through the other side of the planet. Then keep running them out to Pluto and beyond. x3

Win/Win in my book.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Red_Frog
05/20/19 11:00:46 PM
#4:


ChaosAzeroth posted...
I run things into the ground, then through the other side of the planet. Then keep running them out to Pluto and beyond. x3

Are you Seth MacFarlane?
... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosAzeroth
05/21/19 12:01:43 AM
#5:


Red_Frog posted...
Are you Seth MacFarlane?


Nah, it's not that kind of stuff and I have the decency to just run it into the ground via my own enjoyment most of the time. (Listening to a song 20 or more times in a row, stuff like that. Occasionally run a joke a bit into the ground, but not as hard as he does and only with people who do the same. x3)
... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao
05/21/19 3:48:05 AM
#6:


I'm working at my dream job and I have an amusing distraction. Hell yeah!
---
Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterXiado
05/21/19 5:12:00 AM
#7:


I'll have a satisfying job that produces tangible results, in a field that's too close for marriage to my actual field.
---
The More You Know
... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe
05/21/19 5:28:33 AM
#8:


It is not a glitch, it is a feature.
---
GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269
05/21/19 5:31:30 AM
#9:


I work for Bethesda and assist their goal to starve the rainbow gnomes in their buildings of attention.
---
Doctor Foxx posted...
The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BarbaricAvatar
05/21/19 6:04:58 AM
#10:


I'd tell them i prefer the underpants gnomes.
---
If you ran the world, it would probably be on fire right now.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1