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billcom6
05/18/19 7:51:08 PM
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Well last night I got to experience something most people get out of the way when they are like 17. I [35M] live in Ohio, but recently I met a girl [23F] from Australia who is here for a month on vacation. Where she is staying is like 15 minutes from my parent's house and like 45 minutes from where I live.

So last week when we went out she said she wanted to go to my parent's house since I mentioned it was so close, so we went and she met my mom and we hung out there for a bit and it was cool. Last night we were going to hang out again and we ending up eating at a place like a mile from my parent's house. Now the person that she's staying with apparently doesn't like guests so we talked about just crashing at my parent's house at night.

Only my dad was going to be home last night so I called him and let him know I would be there later and spend the night and the girl I was with the other night would be with me, and he voiced no objections. We get there at night like 9 and my dad was still awake so he met the girl, talking to her about how she just graduated from college and stuff. He asked if what we were doing later, I said just hanging out at the house and probably staying the night, all he said was lock the doors if you go someplace. Now I have never brought a girl over to my parent's before, and never had one stay over before so there isn't precedent for any of this.

Fast forward to around midnight and we were in my room fooling around (not having full out sex, and we weren't going to) when my dad calls my name cause he wants to talk to me. I go in there and he's like distraught and asks me repeatedly "Is that girl over 18 years old?" I'm like yeah almost shocked he would asked that, but he asked me it like five different times. Then he asked me like five different times "Is this all consensual?" and again I was shocked he would ask me that, but I told him yes. Then he moved onto "Are your protected?" and I honestly didn't feel like getting into an explicit conversation about how we weren't actually having sex, so I just told him chill out and went back to my room. At this point I am telling the girl what he said and while I was annoyed we were both kind of laughing about it. We talked for another 10 minutes then my dad yells again down the hall "I am uncomfortable with this, you have to sleep in different rooms." At this point we got our stuff and left. I dropped her off at her friends house and I drove back home.

TL;DR: I crashed at my parent's house with a girl. My dad questions me to see if the girl is of legal age and if I am forcing her to do things against her will.
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TiamatNM
05/18/19 7:55:39 PM
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Nice paragraphs. Your dad thinks you're a rapist apparently.
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Samman123
05/18/19 7:56:16 PM
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Ya I'm not reading all that lol
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Master_Bass
05/18/19 7:56:49 PM
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So which subreddit did you steal this from?
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billcom6
05/18/19 7:57:55 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
So which subreddit did you steal this from?

I just posted it myself on TIFU
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masticatingman
05/18/19 7:58:20 PM
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If this isnt a copypasta, yeah, I dont see how the hell you would think thats a good idea. As much as older parents today can rightfully bitch about entitled millennials, they seem to have gotten into this mindstate of not accepting that millennials are adults who get it on.
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Yadoken
05/18/19 8:13:17 PM
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You did it to yourself for being 35 yo bringing a girl to your parent's to bang.
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Blue_Dream87
05/18/19 8:19:29 PM
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I'm sorry but you have the worst father ever.
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berlyman101
05/18/19 8:22:20 PM
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Bro your dad totally slid into her dms after this.
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Abiz_
05/18/19 8:23:48 PM
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TiamatNM posted...
Nice paragraphs. Your dad thinks you're a rapist apparently.

This also. Maybe I missed it but why couldn't you bring her to your place? You're a freaking American. 45 minutes isn't a long drive.
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Kitt
05/18/19 8:26:17 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
Bro your dad totally slid into her dms after this.

lol
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No_U_L7
05/18/19 8:28:17 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
TiamatNM posted...
Nice paragraphs. Your dad thinks you're a rapist apparently.

This also. Maybe I missed it but why couldn't you bring her to your place? You're a freaking American. 45 minutes isn't a long drive.


this. 45 minutes is nothing lol. my friend once drove a girl 8 hours to his place to fuck her.

also, how has no one asked for pics yet
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Kitt
05/18/19 9:08:09 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
@Samman123 posted...
Ya I'm not reading all that lol

It's 4 paragraphs.....................

For real. It's not even a lot.
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pfh1001
05/18/19 9:10:50 PM
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Forgettable posted...
Bring this up next time your parents ask about grandkids


Yeah, your dad is a huge asshole. My dad never would have done any of that shit-- not even when I was a teen.
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Number090684
05/18/19 9:15:29 PM
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lol You got cockblocked by your dad TC. He doesn't even trust you at 35. What have you done in the past to make him doubt you so?
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billcom6
05/18/19 9:17:43 PM
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Number090684 posted...
lol You got cockblocked by your dad TC. He doesn't even trust you at 35. What have you done in the past to make him doubt you so?

Like the fact that I was there with a girl at all, a girl I'm not really dating and who he is never heard of before until 2 days ago was probably a bit of a shock.

It's not even the cockblocking that bothers me, it's the lack of trust.
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Number090684
05/18/19 9:19:37 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Forgettable posted...
Bring this up next time your parents ask about grandkids


Yeah, your dad is a huge asshole. My dad never would have done any of that shit-- not even when I was a teen.


Same. Went back home to visit with my girlfriend in tow a few years back, of which my parents then met her for the first time. We slept in the same room, same bed, and we fucked in my room and parents didn't mind. Why does your dad not trust you or your judgment TC?
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Number090684
05/18/19 9:22:33 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol You got cockblocked by your dad TC. He doesn't even trust you at 35. What have you done in the past to make him doubt you so?

Like the fact that I was there with a girl at all, a girl I'm not really dating and who he is never heard of before until 2 days ago was probably a bit of a shock.

It's not even the cockblocking that bothers me, it's the lack of trust.


But he has at least heard of her before. It's not like you brought a complete stranger into the house. Again, why doesn't he trust you?
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TennTux
05/18/19 9:23:30 PM
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That's really lazy of you to just not drive back to your place
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billcom6
05/18/19 9:24:35 PM
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TennTux posted...
That's really lazy of you to just not drive back to your place

I was more than ready. When we have hung out she kept talking about not wanting to make me drive there and then back to drop her off then back again.
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ExtremeLuchador
05/18/19 9:33:37 PM
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I know a 32-year-old who moved back in to help her declining health mother. She has a 10pm curfew and can't have men around. Her mom threatens to kick her out every week.
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Austin_Era_II
05/18/19 9:34:08 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
I know a 32-year-old who moved back in to help her declining health mother. She has a 10pm curfew and can't have men around. Her mom threatens to kick her out every week.


XD
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No_U_L7
05/18/19 9:41:02 PM
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billcom6 posted...
TennTux posted...
That's really lazy of you to just not drive back to your place

I was more than ready. When we have hung out she kept talking about not wanting to make me drive there and then back to drop her off then back again.


Classic trick from girls. Just say you dont mind or you'll call her an uber home
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TiamatNM
05/18/19 9:44:47 PM
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Kitt posted...
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
@Samman123 posted...
Ya I'm not reading all that lol

It's 4 paragraphs.....................

For real. It's not even a lot.


The post was not split into paragraphs originally. TC edited it. My comment saying "nice paragraphs" was 100% sarcasm.
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HairyThotter
05/18/19 9:46:10 PM
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TiamatNM posted...
Kitt posted...
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
@Samman123 posted...
Ya I'm not reading all that lol

It's 4 paragraphs.....................

For real. It's not even a lot.


The post was not split into paragraphs originally. TC edited it. My comment saying "nice paragraphs" was 100% sarcasm.


ooooooooooooh... a 35 year old had to be reminded to make paragraphs? rofl
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/18/19 9:46:20 PM
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He caught com on the counter
It wasn't him
He caught com on the sofa
It wasn't him
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PatrickMahomes
05/18/19 9:49:08 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
He caught com on the counter
It wasn't him
He caught com on the sofa
It wasn't him

GREAT post fam
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MacDaMurderer
05/18/19 9:54:02 PM
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I think TCs dad was wondering if she was legal because of the age gap (she looked super young compared to TC i assume). It was weird that he still asked after she had a convo about college but maybe he thought she was lying.

He also probably thought it was weird that you were staying the night there and didnt want to be complicit just in case the girl was lying to you and him.

Thats all I gathered from it
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Blue_Inigo
05/18/19 9:57:55 PM
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Your dad asking if she's legal is fucked up tbh
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billcom6
05/18/19 10:09:03 PM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
I think TCs dad was wondering if she was legal because of the age gap (she looked super young compared to TC i assume). It was weird that he still asked after she had a convo about college but maybe he thought she was lying.

He also probably thought it was weird that you were staying the night there and didnt want to be complicit just in case the girl was lying to you and him.

Thats all I gathered from it

Where did he think I would meet a 16 year old Australian girl?
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PatrickMahomes
05/18/19 10:12:14 PM
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billcom6 posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
I think TCs dad was wondering if she was legal because of the age gap (she looked super young compared to TC i assume). It was weird that he still asked after she had a convo about college but maybe he thought she was lying.

He also probably thought it was weird that you were staying the night there and didnt want to be complicit just in case the girl was lying to you and him.

Thats all I gathered from it

Where did he think I would meet a 16 year old Australian girl?

I mean, where did you meet a 23 year old Australian girl?
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billcom6
05/18/19 10:25:42 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
billcom6 posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
I think TCs dad was wondering if she was legal because of the age gap (she looked super young compared to TC i assume). It was weird that he still asked after she had a convo about college but maybe he thought she was lying.

He also probably thought it was weird that you were staying the night there and didnt want to be complicit just in case the girl was lying to you and him.

Thats all I gathered from it

Where did he think I would meet a 16 year old Australian girl?

I mean, where did you meet a 23 year old Australian girl?

tinder

I mean how would an underage Australian girl even be in Ohio for me to hangout with.
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MacDaMurderer
05/18/19 10:29:49 PM
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billcom6 posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
I think TCs dad was wondering if she was legal because of the age gap (she looked super young compared to TC i assume). It was weird that he still asked after she had a convo about college but maybe he thought she was lying.

He also probably thought it was weird that you were staying the night there and didnt want to be complicit just in case the girl was lying to you and him.

Thats all I gathered from it

Where did he think I would meet a 16 year old Australian girl?


Internet?
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Rebel_Patriot
05/18/19 10:30:24 PM
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Title says you hooked up. You didnt hook up. The hell?
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billcom6
05/18/19 10:31:00 PM
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Rebel_Patriot posted...
Title says you hooked up. You didnt hook up. The hell?

We didn't have full sexual intercourse, but we did other stuff.
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Shadow20201
05/18/19 10:33:32 PM
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Your dad Facebook creeped her and found out she was younger than she said she was.
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