Current Events > Reminder that Andre the Giant had to shit in bathtubs in Japan

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Swagnificent119
05/18/19 11:33:16 AM
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What a legend
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Cheater87
05/18/19 11:34:28 AM
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Those poor cleaners.
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Blue_Inigo
05/18/19 11:34:38 AM
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.....Wut
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nativengine
05/18/19 11:34:46 AM
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He had to do that in a lot of hotels in the US too
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The Popo
05/18/19 11:36:54 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
.....Wut

Japanese toilets were too small for him to use, so hed... improvise.

Hogan once told a story about how while in Japan, Andre found him in the hallway of a hotel and told him Hey Boss, come look at this! He then brought hogan to his room, where hed laid out a bunch of newspaper on the bed and had taken a monster dump. Andre thought it was hysterical.
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Swagnificent119
05/18/19 11:41:30 AM
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The Popo posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
.....Wut

Japanese toilets were too small for him to use, so hed... improvise.

Hogan once told a story about how while in Japan, Andre found him in the hallway of a hotel and told him Hey Boss, come look at this! He then brought hogan to his room, where hed laid out a bunch of newspaper on the bed and had taken a monster dump. Andre thought it was hysterical.


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mach25687
05/18/19 11:43:32 AM
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The Popo posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
.....Wut

Japanese toilets were too small for him to use, so hed... improvise.

Hogan once told a story about how while in Japan, Andre found him in the hallway of a hotel and told him Hey Boss, come look at this! He then brought hogan to his room, where hed laid out a bunch of newspaper on the bed and had taken a monster dump. Andre thought it was hysterical.


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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/18/19 11:44:49 AM
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............WTF, that is just wrong.
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UnfairRepresent
05/18/19 11:45:36 AM
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It's not funny really.

He couldn't use toilets because they were small and his body was so mishapen.

He also pooed, farted and pissed all the time because his body was so fucked up and his diet was so fucked up and unhealthly. booze, pain pills, tons of unbalanced food.

He regularly shit/pissed himself or shit the bed. Even shit on his opponents accidentially during matches.

People laugh but it's actually a sad story. Makes me think of :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVim0zBjiBI" data-time="

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Sada_Pop
05/18/19 11:52:26 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It's not funny really.

He couldn't use toilets because they were small and his body was so mishapen.

He also pooed, farted and pissed all the time because his body was so fucked up and his diet was so fucked up and unhealthly. booze, pain pills, tons of unbalanced food.

He regularly shit/pissed himself or shit the bed. Even shit on his opponents accidentially during matches.

People laugh but it's actually a sad story. Makes me think of :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVim0zBjiBI" data-time="


yikes
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The Popo
05/18/19 12:18:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He regularly shit/pissed himself or shit the bed. Even shit on his opponents accidentially during matches.

0:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUExS9YQBIQ" data-time="

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Guide
05/18/19 12:21:02 PM
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The Popo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
He regularly shit/pissed himself or shit the bed. Even shit on his opponents accidentially during matches.

0:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUExS9YQBIQ" data-time="


Holy shit
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SwordMaster13X
05/18/19 12:35:53 PM
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Damn Andre was fierce with his crap
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Swagnificent119
05/18/19 3:19:45 PM
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One time Andre drank so much that he passed out in the middle of a hotel lobby. Nobody could move him or wake him so they just put a velvet rope around him and let him sleep in the damn lobby.
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nevershine
05/18/19 3:22:53 PM
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Andre Is a damn hero
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mach25687
05/18/19 3:24:15 PM
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The Popo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
He regularly shit/pissed himself or shit the bed. Even shit on his opponents accidentially during matches.

0:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUExS9YQBIQ" data-time="

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Swagnificent119
05/18/19 11:33:10 PM
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Bump
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BuckVanHammer
05/18/19 11:35:13 PM
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the bigger the person the bigger the shit? any whitepapers on this?
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SH_expert44
05/18/19 11:37:32 PM
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i love some of the Andre stories, and they really do make him seem larger than life. Like when Jake the Snake talked about how Andre wanted to be hit as hard as you could possibly hit him. Jake is a big dude, and even more so back in his early days. He said that he would smash Andre with everything he had, and Andre would barely react.
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SauI_Goodman
05/18/19 11:43:00 PM
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Japanese toilets back in his day were the ones where you just squat cause it's a toilet on the floor. I don't buy this!
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Bad_Mojo
05/18/19 11:57:14 PM
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You don't have to remind me. I think about it every day
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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 12:01:49 AM
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Wait, I need to talk about the Bad News Allen/Brown vs Andre story. Yes, Andre shit on him. Literately. But the reason is because Bad News was going to beat the fuck out of him because Andre was a huge racist. And yes, Bad New would have beaten Andre at that time. That's why Andre didn't step to him irl -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_N4kwo3eY" data-time="


Bad News was a legit Olympian in Judo
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Touch
05/19/19 12:06:47 AM
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Didn't he drink 50 beers in an hour or something
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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 12:19:24 AM
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DrizztLink
05/19/19 12:24:13 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Touch posted...
Didn't he drink 50 beers in an hour or something


https://allthatsinteresting.com/andre-the-giant-drinking-stories

I was gonna post this exact article.
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Crazyman93
05/19/19 12:27:54 AM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
One time Andre drank so much that he passed out in the middle of a hotel lobby. Nobody could move him or wake him so they just put a velvet rope around him and let him sleep in the damn lobby.

The version I heard was they tossed a piano cover over him and put a sign on him that said "Please walk around"
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dj1200
05/19/19 12:28:52 AM
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That guy was 74 529lbs. Geez
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The Popo
05/19/19 12:31:26 AM
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dj1200 posted...
That guy was 74 529lbs. Geez

He was billed as 74, but he was actually about 611 or 70. Heres a pic of him with Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wilt was 71, and he was a bit taller than Andre. (Still doesnt take away from just how damn imposing Andre was).

2c6TArr
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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 12:35:27 AM
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^ Andre was legit over 7 Foot early in his life, but 'shrank' has time went by. Just hunched over

Watch some of the early Andre stuff, please, when he was young and could still stand tall
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tullock
05/19/19 12:39:48 AM
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The Popo posted...
dj1200 posted...
That guy was 74 529lbs. Geez

He was billed as 74, but he was actually about 611 or 70. Heres a pic of him with Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wilt was 71, and he was a bit taller than Andre. (Still doesnt take away from just how damn imposing Andre was).

2c6TArr


Ridiculous how small they make Arnie look.
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Lorenzo_2003
05/19/19 1:01:04 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad News was a legit Olympian in Judo


Too bad Andre the Giant was a 10th degree black belt in Shitonyochestdoh.
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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 1:11:11 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Bad News was a legit Olympian in Judo


Too bad Andre the Giant was a 10th degree black belt in Shitonyochestdoh.


Andre was a guy you wouldn't want to mess with, but only on a professional level. Bad News is the type of guy that earns respect, and has over the years
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jborgan
05/19/19 1:21:31 AM
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I was a little disappointed to hear Andre hated other big guys in wrestling and didn't even try to be nice to them. Dumb reason to dislike someone.
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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 1:24:19 AM
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jborgan posted...
I was a little disappointed to hear Andre hated other big guys in wrestling and didn't even try to be nice to them. Dumb reason to dislike someone.


But that isn't really true at all. Andre only hated the big guys that didn't play nicely with him. Andre was The Undertaker of his generation.
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The Popo
05/19/19 1:24:22 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
^ Andre was legit over 7 Foot early in his life, but 'shrank' has time went by. Just hunched over

Watch some of the early Andre stuff, please, when he was young and could still stand tall

I dont know if youre arguing that Andre was a legit 74 or if youre nitpicking over like an inch. Either way, here is a pic of Andre & Dusty Rhodes from 1981 when they were NWA Florida tag champs. Dusty was about 61. Andre is about a foot taller than him at the most.

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Bad_Mojo
05/19/19 1:28:13 AM
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^ What I'm talking about is men standing tall. Andre was just causally standing in that picture. You can clearly see most of his weight is on his right leg. He's no standing tall/normally.

I'm not saying he was 7'4, but he's clearly a lot bigger than Dusty if he stood up correctly
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ModLogic
05/19/19 1:37:18 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Wait, I need to talk about the Bad News Allen/Brown vs Andre story. Yes, Andre shit on him. Literately. But the reason is because Bad News was going to beat the fuck out of him because Andre was a huge racist. And yes, Bad New would have beaten Andre at that time. That's why Andre didn't step to him irl -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_N4kwo3eY" data-time="


Bad News was a legit Olympian in Judo

gamefaqs is very selective on which racists get a pass
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RiderofHogs
05/19/19 1:46:09 AM
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He also liked to bang all the women he could over there. I forget who said it but he walked in on him and a girl and it was like a bear fucking a rabbit.
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defauIt
05/19/19 1:48:23 AM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
the bigger the person the bigger the shit? any whitepapers on this?


No the body doesnt really scale properly, youre gunna be healthiest if youre medium sized for sure
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Swagnificent119
05/19/19 9:05:35 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
He also liked to bang all the women he could over there. I forget who said it but he walked in on him and a girl and it was like a bear fucking a rabbit.


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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/19/19 9:30:01 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
He also liked to bang all the women he could over there. I forget who said it but he walked in on him and a girl and it was like a bear fucking a rabbit.

Ironically, this was the reason he refused to believe that his daughter Robin was, well, his daughter, for a long time. He'd either been tested or for some reason believed that he was sterile/had a low sperm count, and IIRC Hogan talked about in his book about how some of the people around Andre convinced him that the girl's mom was just lying to get her hands on his money.

When it was finally proved that she was his daughter, the damage was already done to their relationship, but he felt so guilty about the way he'd treated her, he left her his entire estate.
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WWEPropaganda
05/19/19 10:15:40 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
He also liked to bang all the women he could over there. I forget who said it but he walked in on him and a girl and it was like a bear fucking a rabbit.

That was WWE Hall of Famer and first ever WWE Intercontinental Champion Pat Patterson.

Pat Patterson is one of the greatest superstars ever in WWE history, not only being a dominant singles competitor but also as part of what is widely considered to be the greatest tag team of his generation with Ray Stevens, known as The Blond Bombers. He is also the creator of the Royal Rumble match and has influenced hundreds if not thousands of young men's careers.

ZOeyMBY

He came to America in the early 1960s to join the toughest industry on Earth without being able to speak a word of English. Not only that but he did so a homosexual.

To put that in perspective, being a gay foreigner who can't speak English among the toughest, meanest, strongest people in America in the 1960s is like going up to Daenerys Targaryen and telling her that her dragons suck and you can easily kick their asses.

d4ITBCY

At the time wrestlers when touring all over the world had to share hotel rooms back in the day for cost cutting and while normally this was fine it was problematic when Andre was concerned because he was so huge he often had to push two single beds together to make one that could hold him.

One time him and Patterson had to share a hotel room and Andre "Asked" if he could push the bed together and Patterson sleep on the floor. And when a 7 foot 4, 560 pound undefeated Giant "asks" you to do something you say "Of course Andre! No problem!" which exactly what Patterson did.

pSO6voU

This also would have been fine if it wasn't for one night at 3AM when Patterson was trying to sleep on the floor, a drunken Andre burst into the room with a girl he just met and tried to tip-toe to the bed and sleep together without waking Patterson.

There were 2 reasons Patterson found this hilarious.

1. That Andre, the 7 foot 4, 560 pound Giant could "Sneak" into a room and have sex with a lady without waking a man 2 feet away.

2. When he looked up he literally could not see the girl. Andre was on top of her and so huge that he was literally obscuring the entire view.

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It just goes to show that anything can happen in the WWE.

And indeed anything can happen at Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network when the 5 year Military Veteran Lacey Evans takes on Becky "Two-Belts" Lynch for the WWE Raw Women's Championship and Charlotte Flair daughter of the great Ric Flair takes on Becky for the WWE Smackdown Women's Championship on the same night

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The odds have never been more against Becky in the biggest two matches of her career so the question remains is becky going to analogously be like the girl who was decimated by Andre or is she going to be like Andre and pull of the biggest conquest of her life?

You gotta believe there's only one way to find out
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05/19/19 10:34:21 AM
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WWEProp post!!
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1NfamousACE_2
05/19/19 10:37:44 AM
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@WWEPropaganda what happened with Pat Patterson and that 1 night in Brazil?
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hollow_shrine
05/19/19 10:41:53 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Japanese toilets back in his day were the ones where you just squat cause it's a toilet on the floor. I don't buy this!

Exactly. I've been there. I've seen the squat toilets. These particular toilet styles are still pretty common. I'm not saying he didn't foul a bathtub. I'm implying he probably didn't have to and could have found perfectly viable facilities.
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05/19/19 10:43:16 AM
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WWEPropoganda posted...

You are the best poster on this site
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05/19/19 10:49:09 AM
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WWEPropaganda

I have yet to see a more accurate username. Cool story though.
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UnfairRepresent
05/19/19 1:09:24 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Touch posted...
Didn't he drink 50 beers in an hour or something


https://allthatsinteresting.com/andre-the-giant-drinking-stories

I was gonna post this exact article.

Again it's not funny.

The dude drank so much and took so many pain pills because he was in constant chronic pain and discomfort.

It's a sad story
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