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ReedRothchiId
05/17/19 11:21:17 AM
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How cool is that? I'm probably meeting up with her again either tonight or tomorrow night
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Giant_Aspirin
05/17/19 11:27:21 AM
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get on that dude
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Turtlebread
05/17/19 11:27:28 AM
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are you gonna FUCK her while HIGH on DRUGS?
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ReedRothchiId
05/17/19 11:30:02 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
are you gonna FUCK her while HIGH on DRUGS?

Naw. I don't want to fuck this up. Maybe if she comes on to me, but I'd rather deal with her than some shady dude.
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gafemaqs
05/17/19 11:32:17 AM
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how many lettuce puns have you used yet?

"lettuce go to bed"
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lww99
05/17/19 11:32:37 AM
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My old guy had a hot af gf that he would bring along. I was convinced she had a thing for me, but didnt want to mess up my only connect
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ReedRothchiId
05/17/19 2:37:43 PM
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lww99 posted...
My old guy had a hot af gf that he would bring along. I was convinced she had a thing for me, but didnt want to mess up my only connect

Same, you just go along for the ride, you don't want to mess up a good thing
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Lost_All_Senses
05/17/19 2:39:36 PM
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Niiice. Is she better with time? Like is her range 2 hours instead of 6?
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spudger
05/17/19 2:45:35 PM
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butter lettuce?
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