Current Events > CYOA: you're at Lowes and see a Cadillac double parked in the handicap spots.

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The driver gets out, perfectly fine with no placard. He's wearing le' Roi Dousche sunglasses and talking on his iPhone X-3. Clearly this jackwagon isnt handicapped other than his lack of self awareness and makes no attempt to feign regret for it. What the fuck are you gonna do.

1) confront him and ask him to move
2) go buy paint and dump it on his car
3) kick his ass
4)call the authorities
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