Current Events > How would Batman beat Thanos with completed Infinity Gauntlet?

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Panthera posted...

unless we're back to vast superhuman power Batman, of course

I don't know why you keep bringing that up. nobody is talking about him having powers but you. batman does not have superpowers

btw Batman once dodged the beams from Darkseid. that's more impressive than Doc OCk

He couldnt.
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Zikten posted...

Panthera posted...

unless we're back to vast superhuman power Batman, of course

I don't know why you keep bringing that up. nobody is talking about him having powers but you. batman does not have superpowers

btw Batman once dodged the beams from Darkseid. that's more impressive than Doc OCk

"Batman doesn't have superpowers! By the way he's demonstrated vast superhuman powers in the past"

This is what I mean. Batman is written as if he has superpowers all the time despite the fact that he supposedly doesn't. It's not possible for him to dodge attacks from Darkseid, survive even being close to attacks from him or make him feel any attacks of his own, if he has human limits. For him to do that, he needs superpowers. If we're going with "has 50% as much superhuman strength and speed as Superman so he can survive brief encounters with Darkseid" Batman, then yeah, Batman stomps. If we're going with supposed non-superhuman Batman, he gets stomped because surviving being within twenty feet of Doc Ock if he chooses to kill you requires superhuman powers.
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If Batman gets prep time he kills Thanos ez pz.
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Panthera posted...

Zikten posted...

He handles Killer Croc just fine. and Clayface. they are similar to Spidey villains

Those two are way slower and weaker (unless we're back to vast superhuman power Batman, of course). Again, Batman is supposed to be a human being without super powers. It's not possible for a human being to contend with someone like Doc Ock. His speed, strength and defenses are all on a level beyond what human beings could ever handle. He can attack faster than human beings can even react to, hits hard to kill a human being in a single hit, has a massive reach advantage over humans who aren't using guns, can block bullets because of his arms operating independently (which also makes him essentially immune to sneak attacks from anyone that doesn't have super speed) and can cover distance faster than a human being could ever hope to. Oh, and even if you could find a way to block or dodge one of his attacks, which you can't, you'd have to do so in a way that doesn't expose you to the other three tentacles.

This isn't something human capabilities can ever hope to fight.

Durrr batman just make plan
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Go read Batman: Venom.
Batman starts taking a new experimental drug after failing to save a young kid from drowning.
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He would dodge one of Darkseid's omega beams which would then hit Thanos.
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Batman has the greatest power of all... insane levels of plot armor.

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Zikten posted...

He handles Killer Croc just fine.

No he doesn't. He has an even record with him and loses as much as he wins.
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Knowledge_King posted...

Darkseid would simply die too. It wouldn't help even against normal, gauntlet-less Thanos

Yeah no. Ive talked to a lot of comic nerds and the consenses usually is darkseid beats thanos without a gauntlet. And iirc darkseid cant die hea a literal god. Plus idk how accurate this is but death battle showed hed be able to boom tube thanos to a universe the gauntlet was useless
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Thanos would smack Batman even without the gauntlet.

Batman wouldn't have time to plan against Thanos.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Yeah no. Ive talked to a lot of comic nerds and the consenses usually is darkseid beats thanos without a gauntlet. And iirc darkseid cant die hea a literal god. Plus idk how accurate this is but death battle showed hed be able to boom tube thanos to a universe the gauntlet was useless

Thanos can't die either. Death banned him. And Thanos also has a power to literally kill things that can't die. Also given to him by Death. The gauntlet doesn't matter here. Thanos wins regardless.

And I've seen sites that actually are about debating and battles and Thanos always wins those topic.

Hairistotle posted...

Knowledge king is a long-time poster on Comics & Graphic Novels. He's almost always wrong. Look at his name. That's the gimmick.

Not a gimmick. Just a person giving my opinion and looking at the feats. Not sure why you can't seem to deal with someone who thinks differently than you so much that you'd resort to calling them a gimmick, but no, I'm not.

And I've almost never been factually wrong, which is what knowledge entails. Knowing information.
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...Yes, that guy named Sinestro with an evil grin on his face who evily twirls his evil moustache to make himself look eviler could never be evil!
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Batman just has the real stones up his butt and the ones Thanos has are fake.
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Thanos just completed the gauntlet. He is about to close his fist.

What can Batman do?

Impossible scenario. Thanos couldn't complete the gauntlet in a universe where Batman exists.
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Vindris_SNH posted...

Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

Canonically, he's already defeated most of them.
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Darkseid without anti-life equation versus Thanos without Gauntlet leads to Thanos getting STOMPED. Hard.
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How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.
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What's Thanos' mom's name?
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Knowledge_King posted...

Darkseid would simply die too. It wouldn't help even against normal, gauntlet-less Thanos

Yeah no. Ive talked to a lot of comic nerds and the consenses usually is darkseid beats thanos without a gauntlet. And iirc darkseid cant die hea a literal god. Plus idk how accurate this is but death battle showed hed be able to boom tube thanos to a universe the gauntlet was useless

Yes and no.

The short answer, which Deathbattle explained, but did a poor job showing it in the video, is that there is no situation, even with an Infinity Gauntlet, in which Thanos can win against Darkseid. The big blue grey dude isn't the real Darkseid, he's just an avatar which is a weakened version of the true Darkseid. Darkseid has to do this because Darkseid destroys universes just by getting close to them (that's how he destroyed the Golden Age universe).

So Thanos can kill the Avatar of Darkseid but can't win in a prolonged fight because Thanos can't take the stones to Darkseid (they won't work) and if Darkseid goes to his universe where the stones do work, the universe gets destroyed just because he exists in it.

Also, despite the supposed omnipotence they grant, it has limits. The Living Tribunal is not able to just take away the gauntlet, they would have to fight, but the living tribunal would eventually win. Ergo even if Darkseid didn't destroy the universe, he would have more power than the stones.

Furthermore, the stones aren't part of Thanos panoply and it's stupid to consistently include them in arguments. Thanos doesn't have that power, the infinity gauntlet gives it to him. You may as well argue Batman vs Nebula with the infinity gauntlet because it's almost the same shit.
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Darmik posted...

How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.

You forgot black Adam. All the rest of your list can ve explained even if poorly but black Adam has none. Braniac was weakened Superman even mentioned feeling him weaken in their fight. Batman hit aquaman with what I thought was a smoke bomb at first but didnt use it for stealth. I think it was actually a high concentration of salt or something else that would dry something out which iirc aquaman gets weak in that case.

Wonder woman and Superman he used a mesh suit as far as supes went it was clear the suit had kryptonite in it.

Though he did beat wonder woman early game without a mech suit...

I do why 2 ignored the super pills. Kinda weird to make it a thing in the first game but ignore it in the second. It was all the explanation that was needed for any matchup
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Darmik posted...

How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.

You forgot black Adam. All the rest of your list can ve explained even if poorly but black Adam has none. Braniac was weakened Superman even mentioned feeling him weaken in their fight. Batman hit aquaman with what I thought was a smoke bomb at first but didnt use it for stealth. I think it was actually a high concentration of salt or something else that would dry something out which iirc aquaman gets weak in that case.

Wonder woman and Superman he used a mesh suit as far as supes went it was clear the suit had kryptonite in it.

Though he did beat wonder woman early game without a mech suit...

I do why 2 ignored the super pills. Kinda weird to make it a thing in the first game but ignore it in the second. It was all the explanation that was needed for any matchup

I think the super pills were one-time use.
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darkjedilink posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

Darmik posted...

How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.

You forgot black Adam. All the rest of your list can ve explained even if poorly but black Adam has none. Braniac was weakened Superman even mentioned feeling him weaken in their fight. Batman hit aquaman with what I thought was a smoke bomb at first but didnt use it for stealth. I think it was actually a high concentration of salt or something else that would dry something out which iirc aquaman gets weak in that case.

Wonder woman and Superman he used a mesh suit as far as supes went it was clear the suit had kryptonite in it.

Though he did beat wonder woman early game without a mech suit...

I do why 2 ignored the super pills. Kinda weird to make it a thing in the first game but ignore it in the second. It was all the explanation that was needed for any matchup

I think the super pills were one-time use.

Yeah buy Batman knew how to make them.

Harley had a fucking stash of them im the comics so if you meant that kind of one time use nah.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

darkjedilink posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

Darmik posted...

How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.

You forgot black Adam. All the rest of your list can ve explained even if poorly but black Adam has none. Braniac was weakened Superman even mentioned feeling him weaken in their fight. Batman hit aquaman with what I thought was a smoke bomb at first but didnt use it for stealth. I think it was actually a high concentration of salt or something else that would dry something out which iirc aquaman gets weak in that case.

Wonder woman and Superman he used a mesh suit as far as supes went it was clear the suit had kryptonite in it.

Though he did beat wonder woman early game without a mech suit...

I do why 2 ignored the super pills. Kinda weird to make it a thing in the first game but ignore it in the second. It was all the explanation that was needed for any matchup

I think the super pills were one-time use.

Yeah buy Batman knew how to make them.

Harley had a fucking stash of them im the comics so if you meant that kind of one time use nah.

They mentioned in the comics supplies to make them became scarce bit Batman has fucking firestorm on hia side. He can make a gold kryptonite dagger he can whip up ingriedients for Super pills

I didn't know the comics said they wore off. My bad.
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darkjedilink posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

darkjedilink posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

Darmik posted...

How about Injustice 2 Batman who beats Brainiac, Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Superman all in a row.

You forgot black Adam. All the rest of your list can ve explained even if poorly but black Adam has none. Braniac was weakened Superman even mentioned feeling him weaken in their fight. Batman hit aquaman with what I thought was a smoke bomb at first but didnt use it for stealth. I think it was actually a high concentration of salt or something else that would dry something out which iirc aquaman gets weak in that case.

Wonder woman and Superman he used a mesh suit as far as supes went it was clear the suit had kryptonite in it.

Though he did beat wonder woman early game without a mech suit...

I do why 2 ignored the super pills. Kinda weird to make it a thing in the first game but ignore it in the second. It was all the explanation that was needed for any matchup

I think the super pills were one-time use.

Yeah buy Batman knew how to make them.

Harley had a fucking stash of them im the comics so if you meant that kind of one time use nah.

They mentioned in the comics supplies to make them became scarce bit Batman has fucking firestorm on hia side. He can make a gold kryptonite dagger he can whip up ingriedients for Super pills

I didn't know the comics said they wore off. My bad.

Yeah it was like an hour or something. Maybe a day I forget. But Harley being thr crazy bitch she is wasnt taking them and hoarding them while still running headfirst into battles she could have easily died. Hell think she did technically. She got sent to hades anyways
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