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YoshitoKikuchi
05/16/19 1:43:42 AM
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Thanos just completed the gauntlet. He is about to close his fist.

What can Batman do?
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MC_BatCommander
05/16/19 1:47:07 AM
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Hope superman is there
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monkeysRfunny
05/16/19 1:47:50 AM
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Use his Titan Anti-hand-closing Spray.
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/16/19 1:49:10 AM
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Batterang the stones off.
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pfh1001
05/16/19 1:49:55 AM
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Batman has a plan for this that's already in motion. Batman has a plan for everything, didn't you know that TC? Including enemies from alternate universes he's never heard of before.
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Vindris_SNH
05/16/19 1:50:15 AM
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Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.
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Dark_SilverX
05/16/19 2:12:26 AM
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Does Batman have time to plan or not?
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Darmik
05/16/19 2:14:55 AM
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Heh. Silly Thanos. Batman already gave him a fake stone. The snap disables Thanos and Bats throws him into Arkham.
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Foppe
05/16/19 2:43:36 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

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bknight
05/16/19 2:44:37 AM
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Batman clones himself to twice the population of the galaxy and tanks the snap.
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GhettoFlip
05/16/19 3:02:08 AM
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Foppe posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

4jqUmML


Thats terrible writing and not canon
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Foppe
05/16/19 3:06:51 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
Foppe posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

4jqUmML


Thats terrible writing and not canon

All Marvel/DC crossovers are canon and placed on Earth-7642.
Batman once defeated Carnage by punching him in the face.
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The Popo
05/16/19 3:08:03 AM
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Dark_SilverX
05/16/19 3:08:36 AM
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Batman snaps his fingers ending Thanos but Batman ends up dying in the process.

Would be perfect for a DC vs. Marvel movie ending.
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pegusus123456
05/16/19 3:22:01 AM
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FWIW, I think there's a comic that actually answers this pretty closely. Joker gets Mr. Mxyzptlk's godlike powers and spends every day torturing Batman to death and bringing him back to life. Batman can't do shit and is so traumatized by the end of the storyline that Superman has to take his memories of it.
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CM_Ponch
05/16/19 3:56:32 AM
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It'd be revealed that Bruce knew Thanos was gathering the stones and sent out an SOS to Booster Gold. Booster would have traveled to the past to take one stone and replace it with a piece of yellow rock which he inserted his old Sinestro Corps ring into. Batman then recites the Sinestro Corps oath and the gauntlet flies to him. He then puts in the actual stone and snaps the gauntlet out of existence.
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pegusus123456
05/16/19 4:00:22 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
It'd be revealed that Bruce knew Thanos was gathering the stones and sent out an SOS to Booster Gold. Booster would have traveled to the past to take one stone and replace it with a piece of yellow rock which he inserted his old Sinestro Corps ring into. Batman then recites the Sinestro Corps oath and the gauntlet flies to him. He then puts in the actual stone and snaps the gauntlet out of existence.

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Ilishe
05/16/19 4:00:55 AM
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I dunno how because I'm not the Batman.

But he would, because he IS the Batman.
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ModLogic
05/16/19 4:03:48 AM
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008Zulu
05/16/19 4:13:40 AM
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He wouldn't. Batman would die.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/16/19 5:16:47 AM
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Is thanos in batman's universe or vice versa? That's a very important question.
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Srk700
05/16/19 5:37:56 AM
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He'd team up with Atom, throw a batarang with Atom on it up Thanos' ass, and have Atom expand killing Thanos from the inside.
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mooreandrew58
05/16/19 6:36:20 AM
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Even though not canon considering he persuaded the Greek gods to help him fight Superman in injustice comics I could see him doing the same with darkseid. Only problem is preventing darkseid from ending up with the gauntlet.

But then again I dont see him convincing darkseid to help unless thanos came to the dc universe where the gauntlet wouldnt work anyways
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Jiek_Fafn
05/16/19 6:36:33 AM
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Thanos removes his mask revealing that he was Batman all along. "Batman" then removes his mask revealing that he's Robin.
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HelloImaPC
05/16/19 6:40:54 AM
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He never completes the gauntlet.

Bruce would have destroyed the infinity stones on Earth.
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YoshitoKikuchi
05/16/19 8:41:23 PM
#28:


Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Is thanos in batman's universe or vice versa? That's a very important question.


Batman in Marvel Universe
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Duncanwii
05/16/19 8:51:48 PM
#29:


CM_Ponch posted...
It'd be revealed that Bruce knew Thanos was gathering the stones and sent out an SOS to Booster Gold. Booster would have traveled to the past to take one stone and replace it with a piece of yellow rock which he inserted his old Sinestro Corps ring into. Batman then recites the Sinestro Corps oath and the gauntlet flies to him. He then puts in the actual stone and snaps the gauntlet out of existence.

Wait Booster Gold was in the Sinestro Corps? Is it weird I'm more interested in that then the actual topic?
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Foppe
05/17/19 1:30:03 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
It'd be revealed that Bruce knew Thanos was gathering the stones and sent out an SOS to Booster Gold. Booster would have traveled to the past to take one stone and replace it with a piece of yellow rock which he inserted his old Sinestro Corps ring into. Batman then recites the Sinestro Corps oath and the gauntlet flies to him. He then puts in the actual stone and snaps the gauntlet out of existence.

Wait Booster Gold was in the Sinestro Corps? Is it weird I'm more interested in that then the actual topic?

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A time jumping Booster Gold met Sinestro, while still a Green Lantern, and inadvertently inspired the creation of the Sinestro Corps.
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CM_Ponch
05/17/19 1:33:57 AM
#31:


Duncanwii posted...
Wait Booster Gold was in the Sinestro Corps? Is it weird I'm more interested in that then the actual topic?

No, I'm referring to Batman's Sinestro Corps ring. The one that lasted like one page >_>
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CapnMuffin
05/17/19 1:35:03 AM
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Srk700 posted...
He'd team up with Atom, throw a batarang with Atom on it up Thanos' ass, and have Atom expand killing Thanos from the inside.

lol
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Foppe
05/17/19 1:37:46 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Wait Booster Gold was in the Sinestro Corps? Is it weird I'm more interested in that then the actual topic?

No, I'm referring to Batman's Sinestro Corps ring. The one that lasted like one page >_>

Why not the White Lantern ring?
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CM_Ponch
05/17/19 1:43:02 AM
#34:


Foppe posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Wait Booster Gold was in the Sinestro Corps? Is it weird I'm more interested in that then the actual topic?

No, I'm referring to Batman's Sinestro Corps ring. The one that lasted like one page >_>

Why not the White Lantern ring?

That arc will always make me sad. There was so much potential. So many questions. The Anti Monitor was about to come me back. And then New 52 destroyed it all.
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jumi
05/17/19 2:13:09 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.


Thanos was literally arrested by human cops.
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Im_JustMe0129
05/17/19 2:16:18 AM
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Sheer badassery.
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Zikten
05/17/19 2:16:21 AM
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Shoot a bullet that is made out of material from another universe. In the comics the Infinity Gauntlet can only effect things in it's universe. It would be unable to stop the bulllet no matter how much he snapped
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Zikten
05/17/19 2:17:02 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

Batman could wipe the floor with any Spider-Man villain
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mooreandrew58
05/17/19 5:16:33 AM
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Zikten posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

Batman could wipe the floor with any Spider-Man villain


Was gonna say venom might be a problem but then remebered I believe intense vibrations are his weakness and of fucking course something would clue him into that fact
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Panthera
05/17/19 5:24:12 AM
#40:


Zikten posted...
Shoot a bullet that is made out of material from another universe. In the comics the Infinity Gauntlet can only effect things in it's universe. It would be unable to stop the bulllet no matter how much he snapped


Anything resembling a conventional weapon wouldn't scratch Thanos. The dude has Superman-esque strength and durability along with a bunch of other fancy powers even before touching any of the stones.

Zikten posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

Batman could wipe the floor with any Spider-Man villain


Because he has vastly superhuman abilities despite it contradicting his character concept, sure. If he were the non-superhuman he's supposed to be, he'd get wrecked by most of them.
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Foppe
05/17/19 5:38:39 AM
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Panthera posted...
Anything resembling a conventional weapon wouldn't scratch Thanos

If we look at MCU Thanos, then he seems to have a weakness of blade weapons.
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Panthera
05/17/19 5:52:04 AM
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Yeah MCU Thanos is kind of a lamer by comparison, although a human being with no superpowers (like Batman is supposed to be) still shouldn't be able to accomplish jack shit against him.
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Zikten
05/17/19 6:01:53 AM
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Panthera posted...

Because he has vastly superhuman abilities despite it contradicting his character concept, sure. If he were the non-superhuman he's supposed to be, he'd get wrecked by most of them.

I never said anything about super human abilities. He has none. That's not how he beats the Spidey villains
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Panthera
05/17/19 6:16:23 AM
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If he doesn't have superhuman abilities he lacks anything resembling the strength, speed or durability to handle a lot of them. Someone like Doctor Octopus can attack with four separate limbs, each of which is faster than human reaction times can deal with (they can block bullets despite Ock himself being unable to react to them because they kind of have a mind of their own) and each of which will kill him if they land a single hit because of how monstrously strong they are. Batman doesn't have anything in his standard bag of tricks that can handle an opponent that instant kills him if he sets foot within fifteen feet who can also chase him down faster than he can try to run away.
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Foppe
05/17/19 7:03:56 AM
#45:


Panthera posted...
Yeah MCU Thanos is kind of a lamer by comparison, although a human being with no superpowers (like Batman is supposed to be) still shouldn't be able to accomplish jack shit against him.

Shouldn't is the keyword.
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Thanos almost always wins. He has conquered the universe multiple times. He is not defeated by the powers of the heroes, he is defeated because he left them a loophole that they used against him.
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Knowledge_King
05/17/19 9:09:09 AM
#46:


Zikten posted...
Shoot a bullet that is made out of material from another universe. In the comics the Infinity Gauntlet can only effect things in it's universe. It would be unable to stop the bulllet no matter how much he snapped


I mean...that's not true. It can affect anything in his universe. Also a bullet can't hurt Thanos so...

mooreandrew58 posted...
Even though not canon considering he persuaded the Greek gods to help him fight Superman in injustice comics I could see him doing the same with darkseid.


Darkseid would simply die too. It wouldn't help even against normal, gauntlet-less Thanos.

Zikten posted...
Batman could wipe the floor with any Spider-Man villain


This is untrue. Batman struggles against Killer Croc and Bane. Venom would destroy him, as would Carnage. Scorpion and Rhino would be tough, Doc Ock, and Green Goblin as well.

To answer TC, Batman can't even beat Joker and Deathstroke and Killeer Croc consistently. He'd get demolished by anything even resembling Thanos.
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Alpha218
05/17/19 9:19:18 AM
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Zikten posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Batman would lose against almost any Marvel superhero or supervillain.

Batman could wipe the floor with any Spider-Man villain

What about his greatest foe, Big Wheel???
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Zikten
05/17/19 9:36:19 AM
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Panthera posted...
If he doesn't have superhuman abilities he lacks anything resembling the strength, speed or durability to handle a lot of them. Someone like Doctor Octopus can attack with four separate limbs, each of which is faster than human reaction times can deal with (they can block bullets despite Ock himself being unable to react to them because they kind of have a mind of their own) and each of which will kill him if they land a single hit because of how monstrously strong they are. Batman doesn't have anything in his standard bag of tricks that can handle an opponent that instant kills him if he sets foot within fifteen feet who can also chase him down faster than he can try to run away.

He handles Killer Croc just fine. and Clayface. they are similar to Spidey villains
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Panthera
05/17/19 9:47:28 AM
#49:


Zikten posted...

He handles Killer Croc just fine. and Clayface. they are similar to Spidey villains


Those two are way slower and weaker (unless we're back to vast superhuman power Batman, of course). Again, Batman is supposed to be a human being without super powers. It's not possible for a human being to contend with someone like Doc Ock. His speed, strength and defenses are all on a level beyond what human beings could ever handle. He can attack faster than human beings can even react to, hits hard to kill a human being in a single hit, has a massive reach advantage over humans who aren't using guns, can block bullets because of his arms operating independently (which also makes him essentially immune to sneak attacks from anyone that doesn't have super speed) and can cover distance faster than a human being could ever hope to. Oh, and even if you could find a way to block or dodge one of his attacks, which you can't, you'd have to do so in a way that doesn't expose you to the other three tentacles.

This isn't something human capabilities can ever hope to fight.
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Foppe
05/17/19 9:47:33 AM
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