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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 12:46:25 PM
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A scientist has invented a device that can bring fictional characters to life using 3 pods and manipulating molecules. The scientist is showing this machine off to you.

Unfortunately a Mexican boxer called Sanchez who happened to be there accidentially spilt Pepsi all over the machine, causing it to malfunction.

Now mere moments after bringing these characters into reality it short circuits before they stabalized.

There's still enough power to being one into the real world as intended. And enough left over to euthanize another so they die instantly. But the 3rd will die in execruating pain. Try to imagine all life as you know it slowing to a crawl, and every molecule in your body exploding extremely slowly. That's what it the experience will be like.

In short

1 Gets to become real
1 Dies painlessly
1 Dies in agony

Who do you pick for each and why?
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DevsBro
05/13/19 1:17:51 PM
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Become real: Samus because she's the best character of the three and no doubt her suit could be analyzed to teach us a lot and advance our technology.

Die painlessly: The Blob from A Boy and His Blob because it really shouldn't exist at all and I can't bear the thought of watching him frown from the pain. That's seriously one of the most heart-wrenching facial expressions in video game history for some reason.

Die painfully: Vinzer Deling. I tried to pick an obscure character from a very famous game, and kinda glad I did because this is actually really appropriate lol.
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Tsuyoi3
05/13/19 1:22:50 PM
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Real: Etna from Disgaea.
Painless death: Joel from Last of Us.
Painful death: Mileena of mortal kombat. Sorry babe.

Though I'm not sure, I could go for switching Mileena and etna .
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Tsuyoi3
05/13/19 1:23:36 PM
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Would have been ironic if Pepsi man was one, lol
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/13/19 1:23:36 PM
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I did Shaq Fu, Sub Zero, and Sonic.

Shaq can live
Sonic painlessly
Sub zero agony
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 1:33:52 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I did Shaq Fu, Sub Zero, and Sonic.

Shaq can live
Sonic painlessly
Sub zero agony

Really?

No offense against Shaq but he already exists.

What would a second Shaq do?

Sub-zero or Sonic feel like they could contribute something to the world.
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DevsBro
05/13/19 1:45:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Really?

No offense against Shaq but he already exists.

What would a second Shaq do?

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

What would he do?

He's Shaq! What would he not do? He could star in twice as many Icy Hot commercials and deliver twice the goofy smiles.
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 1:50:33 PM
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DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/13/19 1:51:03 PM
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Sonic I would have kept but I feel like right now might not be the best time for a real Sonic in the world.

Sub zero getting a real life finish him fatality would be amazing to experience.

Leaves one of my favorite games from my all time favorite basketball player. And maybe watching Kazaam yesterday left a special spot in my heart today.
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DevsBro
05/13/19 1:57:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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HagenEx
05/13/19 2:09:57 PM
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I would let Lenneth from Valkyrie Profile live, then I'd marry her cause she's amazing.
Die painlessly, probably Vahn from Legend of Legaia. Dude's aight.
Die in excruciating pain? The Prisoner from Dead Cells. Then he'd come back to life, to die in pain again, and so on.
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 5:22:13 PM
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DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

What needs of the many have more use for another Shaq than Sonic or Sub-Zero?

Cyromancy could like end up helping with climate change or some shit
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DevsBro
05/13/19 9:01:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

What needs of the many have more use for another Shaq than Sonic or Sub-Zero?

Cyromancy could like end up helping with climate change or some shit

Shoot dude, if we had Sonic the world would fall apart into a variety of glitches. If we had Sub-Zero, everyone would die.

Meanwhile, a second Shaq would generate an estimated increase in global happiness of 8%!
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 9:14:42 PM
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DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

What needs of the many have more use for another Shaq than Sonic or Sub-Zero?

Cyromancy could like end up helping with climate change or some shit

Shoot dude, if we had Sonic the world would fall apart into a variety of glitches. If we had Sub-Zero, everyone would die.

Meanwhile, a second Shaq would generate an estimated increase in global happiness of 8%!

Sonic being real doesn't mean glitches are

Sub-Zero I guess it depends on what point in the plot he is
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DevsBro
05/13/19 9:16:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...

Well there's that but on the other hand, it's Shaq. I mean, who doesn't want a second Shaq?

Shaq.

Shaq's family

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

What needs of the many have more use for another Shaq than Sonic or Sub-Zero?

Cyromancy could like end up helping with climate change or some shit

Shoot dude, if we had Sonic the world would fall apart into a variety of glitches. If we had Sub-Zero, everyone would die.

Meanwhile, a second Shaq would generate an estimated increase in global happiness of 8%!

Sonic being real doesn't mean glitches are

Then how is he even Sonic
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jumi
05/13/19 9:18:50 PM
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Cloud Strife, Link, and Pac-Man.

Cloud lives, Link is euthanized, Pac-Man dies painfully.

Then I date Cloud.
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Turbam
05/13/19 9:19:40 PM
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I thought of Mario three times
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littlebro07
05/13/19 9:20:36 PM
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Master Chief
Link
Pikachu

:(
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davidg4l
05/13/19 9:22:52 PM
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Niko Bellic, Johnny Klebitz, Luis Lopez.
Niko became real, Johnny dies painfully, Luis dies painlessly.
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 11:04:28 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Master Chief
Link
Pikachu

:(

Easy choice
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