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YoshitoKikuchi 05/11/19 10:50:29 PM #1: |
Other than walk on water and turn water into wine?
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MrK3V 05/11/19 10:50:55 PM #2: |
he got nailed and still didnt lose his virginity
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SiO4 05/11/19 10:51:40 PM #3: |
He came back from the dead, that was pretty dope.
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dr_marble 05/11/19 10:52:24 PM #4: |
It doesn't get any cooler than killing a fig tree
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Reis 05/11/19 10:52:27 PM #5: |
he was a Stand user
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au_gold 05/11/19 10:52:28 PM #6: |
His carpentry was on point.
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Tyranthraxus 05/11/19 10:52:36 PM #7: |
He beat the shit out of some moneylenders with a whip
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boxington 05/11/19 10:52:56 PM #8: |
didn't he bring a dude back to life, and exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, or something like that?
edit: and bring sight back to the blind I've never read the NT, but I heard some stuff along those lines. --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/11/19 10:54:19 PM #9: |
boxington posted...
exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, I always hated that story. Why the fuck did he have to kill those pigs? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 05/11/19 10:55:17 PM #10: |
Reis posted...
he was a Stand user He-- GOD DAMMIT you beat me to it. --- CyricZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 05/11/19 10:56:21 PM #11: |
Feeding thousands with barely any food.
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CapnMuffin 05/11/19 10:57:48 PM #12: |
boxington posted...
didn't he bring a dude back to life, and exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, or something like that? Yes. Lazarus. He multiples the loaves and fish. Also there were quite a number of miracle healings, including leprosy and blindness or reattaching an ear. Interestingly there was one instance where someone was healed by touching him secretly but Jesus felt his power go out of him. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/11/19 10:58:32 PM #13: |
Zikten posted...
boxington posted...exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, Because they were legion, for they were many. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 05/11/19 10:58:36 PM #14: |
Zikten posted...
boxington posted...exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, idk, maybe it's because they were seen as unclean animals --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delta_Force 05/11/19 10:59:20 PM #16: |
Wore socks with sandals and didn't piss anyone off!
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Strider102 05/11/19 11:00:16 PM #17: |
He fought Manbearpig
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Touch 05/11/19 11:01:05 PM #18: |
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:01:08 PM #19: |
He's a trans man. Only had DNA from his mother.
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Delta_Force 05/11/19 11:02:29 PM #20: |
gunplagirl posted...
He's a trans man. Only had DNA from his mother. That doesn't make him trans, that just makes him half a man. --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/11/19 11:03:02 PM #21: |
boxington posted...
Zikten posted...boxington posted...exorcise a bunch of demons and have them enter some pigs and then have them all drown themselves, This is why I have gotten more and more anti religious the older i get ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 05/11/19 11:04:22 PM #22: |
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:05:19 PM #23: |
Delta_Force posted...
gunplagirl posted...He's a trans man. Only had DNA from his mother. God doesn't have human dna, Jesus only had his mother's dna. He'd be a clone of her. A woman. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/11/19 11:06:11 PM #24: |
Or he has God DNA. If Jesus was real I always thought his dna in a microscope would look pretty wild
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Delta_Force 05/11/19 11:08:23 PM #26: |
gunplagirl posted...
Delta_Force posted...gunplagirl posted...He's a trans man. Only had DNA from his mother. So you're saying Mary was an alien... It all makes sense now! Thank you Space Jesus! --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:10:09 PM #27: |
Zikten posted...
Or he has God DNA. If Jesus was real I always thought his dna in a microscope would look pretty wild God has no physical body and that's why he needed to clone Mary in order to create a living avatar for His power. Think about it like this. Jesus gets a thorn of crowns, is whipped, gets crucified. Isn't scared or bothered by the blood because Jesus had menstrual cycles. Also would explain why Jesus was loving, forgiving and actually supported sex worker rights. Not exactly a thing many cis men, even leftists, are 100% behind. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/11/19 11:10:53 PM #28: |
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:11:21 PM #29: |
Delta_Force posted...
gunplagirl posted...Delta_Force posted...gunplagirl posted...He's a trans man. Only had DNA from his mother. Jesus was an undocumented immigrant, alien is the modern term. #America #Imarriedmytruck #mtndewIVs --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delta_Force 05/11/19 11:12:11 PM #30: |
Ok so what you're really saying is that Jesus was Mary's daughter-brother? Or is that son-sister?
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IHeartRadiation 05/11/19 11:13:04 PM #31: |
He told a dead body to stop sleeping and she got up.
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:14:05 PM #32: |
Delta_Force posted...
Ok so what you're really saying is that Jesus was Mary's daughter-brother? Or is that son-sister? Trans son. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 05/11/19 11:15:19 PM #34: |
We dont know for sure what Jesus identified as.
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dr_marble 05/11/19 11:15:37 PM #35: |
Wait, where did the alien thing come from?
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Delta_Force 05/11/19 11:24:51 PM #37: |
IHeartRadiation posted...
He told a dead body to stop sleeping and she got up. That's not true, he was never married or had a sexual life. --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 05/11/19 11:28:44 PM #38: |
dr_marble posted...
Wait, where did the alien thing come from? Jesus illegally immigrated between various parts of the middle East and North Africa. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reis 05/11/19 11:29:27 PM #39: |
gunplagirl posted...
dr_marble posted...Wait, where did the alien thing come from? and then he somehow ended up in America ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dr_marble 05/11/19 11:31:57 PM #40: |
gunplagirl posted...
dr_marble posted...Wait, where did the alien thing come from? Oh, I was picturing probes and lasers --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IHeartRadiation 05/11/19 11:43:50 PM #41: |
Delta_Force posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...He told a dead body to stop sleeping and she got up. Jesus will remember that --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dj1200 05/11/19 11:55:11 PM #42: |
He healed people.
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SiO4 05/11/19 11:58:54 PM #43: |
Has anyone brought up Water into Wine? That was pretty dope as well.
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DirkDiggles 05/12/19 12:00:53 AM #44: |
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Feline_Heart 05/12/19 12:05:33 AM #45: |
There was a lady who was on her period for 7 years straight and after she touched his clothes, she was healed
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gunplagirl 05/12/19 12:29:11 AM #46: |
Reis posted...
gunplagirl posted...dr_marble posted...Wait, where did the alien thing come from? Only in the book of Mormon which has one m too many. "Hey guys I know I've been charged and convicted on petty scams before but I found these golden plates that nobody can see and I can only read, and I can only read them once, definitely the true word of God check it out!" --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 05/12/19 3:45:12 AM #47: |
Has the 2nd best song in JCSS --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 05/12/19 3:57:02 AM #48: |
The apocrypha is where all the good shit's at
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itachi15243 05/12/19 4:17:14 AM #49: |
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gunplagirl 05/12/19 4:18:45 AM #50: |
itachi15243 posted...
He healed/regenerated whole body parts But could he have a hole whole? ;) --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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