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PatrickMahomes
05/11/19 6:19:44 PM
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She keeps squeezing from the middle like some kind of fucking barbarian - Results (13 votes)
Yes
53.85% (7 votes)
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No
46.15% (6 votes)
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That's the situation I'm in. She's cool but every fucking time she comes over she absolutely slays the toothpaste container (or whatever you call it) instead of starting from the top
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boxington
05/11/19 6:20:40 PM
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the top is the worst place to squeeze from, unless if you actually mean the bottom
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Unsugarized_Foo
05/11/19 6:20:42 PM
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That's how you do it tho
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FL81
05/11/19 6:21:13 PM
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You're supposed to squeeze from the bottom so you get more usage out of the tube

what is this I don't even
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PatrickMahomes
05/11/19 6:22:32 PM
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boxington posted...
the top is the worst place to squeeze from, unless if you actually mean the bottom

rULUJz7

She squeezes from this part. Closer to the cap. I was picturing that as the "bottom."
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FL81
05/11/19 6:23:52 PM
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boxington
05/11/19 6:26:34 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
boxington posted...
the top is the worst place to squeeze from, unless if you actually mean the bottom

rULUJz7

She squeezes from this part. Closer to the cap. I was picturing that as the "bottom."

so when you say "top", you mean by the leaf?

if so, it really annoys me when people don't squeeze from there
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PatrickMahomes
05/11/19 6:27:26 PM
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boxington posted...
so when you say "top", you mean by the leaf?

if so, it really annoys me when people don't squeeze from there

Yeah by the leaf.
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SaltyWet
05/11/19 6:29:18 PM
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this is by far not a deal breaker
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