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Tyranthraxus
05/10/19 11:44:52 PM
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This shit is disgusting. I don't mean it tastes bad (although it doesn't taste great) but the texture is fucking gross. it's like the consistency somewhere between egg whites and melted cheese and it tastes like collard greens.
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LightHawKnight
05/10/19 11:45:25 PM
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Get the drink instead?
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Tyranthraxus
05/10/19 11:45:33 PM
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It tastes like the nasty part of an artichoke covered in tasteless semen.
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Tyranthraxus
05/10/19 11:46:06 PM
#4:


LightHawKnight posted...
Get the drink instead?

I now realize the drink only tastes good because it's full of sugar.
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MuayThai85
05/10/19 11:50:30 PM
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Aloe Vera feels incredible on a sunburn. I got second degree sunburns on my shoulders in Cambodia in 2013. That shit helped keep me somewhat comfortable. I had gotten an Aloe Vera massage every day for 2 weeks afterwards.
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Tyranthraxus
05/11/19 12:23:40 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Aloe Vera feels incredible on a sunburn. I got second degree sunburns on my shoulders in Cambodia in 2013. That shit helped keep me somewhat comfortable. I had gotten an Aloe Vera massage every day for 2 weeks afterwards.

The thought of rubbing that shit on my skin makes me want to take a shower.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/11/19 12:32:31 AM
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@a-c-a-b
@MabusIncarnate
@The_Doge
@Harpie

I swear....... I could fucking toy around with this guy but for fucks sake.... What has to go through someones fucking head to think this was an okay idea for a topic?
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a-c-a-b
05/11/19 12:36:17 AM
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You're wrong on this one Johnny Boy.

I love those aloe drinks with the chunks in them. It's good stuff.
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MuayThai85
05/11/19 12:43:31 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Aloe Vera feels incredible on a sunburn. I got second degree sunburns on my shoulders in Cambodia in 2013. That shit helped keep me somewhat comfortable. I had gotten an Aloe Vera massage every day for 2 weeks afterwards.

The thought of rubbing that shit on my skin makes me want to take a shower.


It is so soothing though.
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Guide
05/11/19 12:52:04 AM
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I wanted to try raw aloe, but turns out that's toxic.

Squeezing that shit right out of the leaf and onto a burn though, I nearly came.
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JimCarrysToe
05/11/19 12:58:13 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@a-c-a-b
@MabusIncarnate
@The_Doge
@Harpie

I swear....... I could fucking toy around with this guy but for fucks sake.... What has to go through someones fucking head to think this was an okay idea for a topic?

I'm confused now.....
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Hexenherz
05/11/19 1:10:33 AM
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I thought raw aloe was a laxative
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Marissarim
05/11/19 1:20:04 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
Get the drink instead?

I now realize the drink only tastes good because it's full of sugar.

Actually not that high in sugar! Has about half the sugar of store-bought juice (maybe less depending on the brand), but tastes about as sweet.
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The_Doge
05/11/19 3:33:36 AM
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Not wow no taste for Doge!
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Banjo2553
05/11/19 3:43:22 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Aloe Vera feels incredible on a sunburn. I got second degree sunburns on my shoulders in Cambodia in 2013. That shit helped keep me somewhat comfortable. I had gotten an Aloe Vera massage every day for 2 weeks afterwards.

The thought of rubbing that shit on my skin makes me want to take a shower.

Aloe vera to relieve burns and sunburns is sooo good. Then again I use the gel.
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TheoryzC
05/11/19 4:30:12 AM
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Like okra
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FL81
05/11/19 5:25:52 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
I thought raw aloe was a laxative

it is

enjoy your shits TC
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Tyranthraxus
05/11/19 8:03:47 AM
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FL81 posted...
Hexenherz posted...
I thought raw aloe was a laxative

it is

enjoy your shits TC

The laxative part of the aloe is the latex which you wash off.
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