Current Events > My DICK has been waiting 4 years for HD Tifa and they STILL haven't shown her

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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 6:44:22 PM
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What the actual FUCK!!!

They better show her glorious HD bazongas at E3 or I'm gonna riot!! >_>
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Meganekko
05/09/19 6:44:50 PM
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Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 6:45:25 PM
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Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

If they reduce her boob size, what is even left of her character?
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dameon_reaper
05/09/19 6:47:33 PM
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Who cares, they finally made Aerith attractive.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/09/19 6:47:45 PM
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Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

japanese game companies never reduce tit size unless people complain hard enough
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dameon_reaper
05/09/19 6:48:06 PM
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Did you not watch Advent Children either? They show her there. Pretty sure she got reduced in there though.
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Meganekko
05/09/19 6:49:19 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

japanese game companies never reduce tit size unless people complain hard enough

It happened to Samus
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MC_BatCommander
05/09/19 6:50:24 PM
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They haven't gotten that far into development yet lmao
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/09/19 6:51:32 PM
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Meganekko posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

japanese game companies never reduce tit size unless people complain hard enough

It happened to Samus

you got me there

welp i hope you enjoy tiny titty tifa
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 6:52:59 PM
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creativerealms
05/09/19 6:55:42 PM
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She will look like Tifa no changes. These premature freakouts are silly.
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creativerealms
05/09/19 6:56:37 PM
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Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

Which isn't even happening.
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Solid Sonic
05/09/19 6:57:01 PM
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This is a pretty disgusting topic.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/09/19 6:59:05 PM
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neons dick is serious business
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 7:00:36 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
This is a pretty disgusting topic.

I know. The thought of people wanting to change Tifa to have smaller boobs because they have a prejudice against women who are simply born with big breasts is disgusting.
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BLAKUboy
05/09/19 7:01:21 PM
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Why are we even assuming she's in the first episode?
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Strider102
05/09/19 7:01:37 PM
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Tifa's tits alone will take up as much space as a full PS2 game.
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 7:02:21 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Why are we even assuming she's in the first episode?

She's literally the 3rd party member to join, in a game that lets you play with 3 out of 9 party members at once in battle >_>
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BLAKUboy
05/09/19 7:12:03 PM
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Shitposting aside, a second watch of the trailer shows she was in the party during all but two segments of "gameplay". Though she was never on-screen for reasons. Guess her slot is just filler to pretend they have an actual game to show.
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 7:12:54 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Shitposting aside, a second watch of the trailer shows she was in the party during all but two segments of "gameplay". Though she was never on-screen for reasons. Guess her slot is just filler to pretend they have an actual game to show.

Oh shit, you're right.

What a fucking cocktease! smh Square
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Stewman_Magoo
05/09/19 7:13:29 PM
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There is a porn parody of Valentina Nappi dressed as Tifa out there...
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LightningAce11
05/09/19 7:14:51 PM
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How the fuck you gonna announce a game and go dark for 4 years and not even show the main draw in a short trailer?
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 7:14:53 PM
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I think there's one with Anri Okita as Tifa.

Or maybe it was Chun Li and Cammy. I forget >_>
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NeonOctopus
05/09/19 10:53:25 PM
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CapnMuffin
05/09/19 11:03:19 PM
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Watch them reveal only her face.
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Blackstar110
05/09/19 11:05:02 PM
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Meganekko posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

japanese game companies never reduce tit size unless people complain hard enough

It happened to Samus

Samus didnt really get smaller so much as she was more realistically suppressed by a skin tight suit

Sm4sh ZSS looked like a blowup doll
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/10/19 8:59:54 AM
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We got Aeris's cleavage, but it isn't the same. *sigh*

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Zodd3224
05/10/19 9:01:56 AM
#29:


Tifa dies 10 minutes into the game anyways
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obeseexplosive
05/10/19 9:30:28 AM
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Dammit Neon now what did you do
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/10/19 9:38:36 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Dammit Neon now what did you do

Apparently making jokes about a certain producer at Nickelodeon is super moddable? I didn't know that >_>
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NeoShadowhen
05/10/19 9:45:16 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Dammit Neon now what did you do

Apparently making jokes about a certain producer at Nickelodeon is super moddable? I didn't know that >_>


Why do I have you tagged as manwich?

Also, yeah, be careful about producers unless youve done your research.

As for tifas tits...
Hmmm.

More than likely we are looking at a downsize. They know that itll cause an uproar, and they probably dont want some sort of weird boob related uproar associated with their game this early.

Or, theyre still massive, and they dont want that to be the focus of what everyone is talking about.

Theyre in a real lose-lose situation here.
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BLAKUboy
05/10/19 9:46:08 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
Apparently making jokes about a certain producer at Nickelodeon is super moddable? I didn't know that >_>

Where have you been the last two years?
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/10/19 9:47:00 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
they probably dont want some sort of weird boob related uproar associated with their game this early.

This made me lol
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/10/19 9:48:01 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
Apparently making jokes about a certain producer at Nickelodeon is super moddable? I didn't know that >_>

Where have you been the last two years?

I didn't know. I was wondering why people stopped doing it. I guess now I know....
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NeoShadowhen
05/10/19 9:56:24 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
they probably dont want some sort of weird boob related uproar associated with their game this early.

This made me lol


Yeah, can you imagine? It would probably get its own -gate.

Maybe tittygate
Or boobgate

#tifatits
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/10/19 2:01:21 PM
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Je6W2nO
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Ivynn
05/10/19 2:13:48 PM
#39:


Probably still negotiating with Sony. Sony's new censorship policy might not be kind to Tifa's gazongas.
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EmeralDragon23
05/10/19 2:13:56 PM
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She and Sephiroth are the big selling points
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Ivynn
05/10/19 2:14:16 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
Apparently making jokes about a certain producer at Nickelodeon is super moddable? I didn't know that >_>

Where have you been the last two years?


lol I still remember the bloodbath. So many Purg'd accounts.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/19 1:16:12 AM
#42:


dicks
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obeseexplosive
05/11/19 1:18:00 AM
#43:


Vaginas
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Ving_Rhames
05/11/19 1:20:54 AM
#44:


NeonOctopus posted...
If they reduce her boob size, what is even left of her character?


LOL
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St0rmFury
05/11/19 1:24:42 AM
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Hardness gone!
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/11/19 1:26:19 AM
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Could always look up some Incise Soul in the meantime.
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HBOSS
05/11/19 1:33:29 AM
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Tifa gonna break the internet.

cant wait...
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Lonestar2000
05/11/19 1:46:41 AM
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Igmixml
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obeseexplosive
05/11/19 2:06:29 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Igmixml

Would make like an octopus and break my dick off and throw it at her
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Vita_Aeterna
05/11/19 2:18:01 AM
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QIL746h

If they can't top this female artist from the West's rendition then they have failed.
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Kaiganeer
05/11/19 2:29:44 AM
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they'll probably change her design and drop her down a few cup sizes. there's no way she'll be a tiddy monster in that top and a leather mini skirt in 2022 when that first episode comes out
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warnerbroman
05/11/19 2:46:40 AM
#52:


creativerealms posted...
Meganekko posted...
Probably still recovering from the reduction surgery

Which isn't even happening.

This is Japan not USA
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